The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I own this game and it is fun. :D It is also in a minority of horizontal bullet hells.


  • The sadness will last forever.
    baby broccoli
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Guys, because of reasons, I am forced to go on a family reunion for a few days. 

     

     After that, on Monday, I'm going to New West Jerkfacelandiaopolis for maybe the rest of summer.

    And right now I just remembered that I don't truly belong in any collecion of sentient, sapient, or self-aware beings (not even with you guys, I'm not truly a heaper) aesgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggdadsasgagdsdgrresafraaeafgasgareaersadrgargdsrsdagre

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Counterclock once said that anyone who posts here is a Heaper; this is the truth. :)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    No, truth doesn't apply to me.

     

    I don't belong here.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    A start-to-finish run of the game on its self-proclaimed "Normal"
    difficulty. (That's the equivalent of "Very Very Hard" in other genres.)

    I'm
    approaching the limit of what I'll be able to do in this game. Besides
    the main game there are three other modes all the same size or bigger,
    and a third character. I'm nowhere close to unlocking any of it, but
    then it seems only 10 people on Steam have and the guys responsible for
    the game seem to be taking a "to hell with everyone else" stance on
    that.
    teehee. One day I will be the 11th. :3
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I really wish I were at Comic-Con right now. They have a bunch of cool programs.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    soulja boyzzzzz
  • The sadness will last forever.
    psycho mode
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz, I think you do belong here and my word is truth.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    GundeadliGne has co op gameplay! :D Playing with someone else would be fun, but I wonder if anyone besides me has the game who would actually play with me.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That is nice.


    ^ Well, that's new.

    Anyways, when contemplating pokemon pairs, remember that Wailord and Skitty are breedable.

    image

    And the results are adorable.

    Whale-kitty!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I love watching skill runs like this. :D


  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wanna play this game in co op. :o


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    robot dog.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    elvis sightings
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    jim morrison sightings
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    axl rose sightings
  • Ubisoft

    Y U no make Mac games?????????
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Odradek said:



    Justice, I love you



    Thanks! I try.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Justice42 said:

    Early 2010 was a dark time in our world's history where people's choices for gratuitous cartoon horse porn was severally limited.


    One day, my daughter will hear of the plight that we of the early oughties had to suffer through and ask "Is it true? Is it true you all lived in a world where there was no fan fiction of a large, male, cartoon, adult horse raping and disemboweling three small, female, cartoon children horses?"

    And I will say, "Yes, my child it was true. There weren't even stories of cartoon horses throwing other cartoon horses into brutal machines to make rainbows, or cartoon horses savagely torturing OTHER cartoon horses to death before using their remains to create baked goods!"

    Wide eyed, she will exclaim "How did you all make it through the day?!" 

    "Most fast food restaurants offered a dollar menu, that for $5 we could consume a days worth of our necessary calories and let the sodium and trans fat cloud our minds to the horrors of having to pay for HD porn."

    We will reflect on the fortunate time we both live in and settle in to watch the latest media trend, no doubt a romantic show about Zombies and Vampires going at like hungry dogs eating a sausage.

    ...I mean, "Hello."
    Justice, I love you

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the romanticization of vampires and zombies and werewolves and stuff in popular culture puzzles me

    but then I was never great with romance
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *whips out the ABC Inc portfolio, featuring Twilight and The Walking Dead*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Entering Remilia's last attack with an extra life to spare: it does not matter. There is no way. There is. No. Way.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    romance is lame
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cake for lunch
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    "Scarlet Gensokyo" is Remilia's F you to the player who can play lunatic to that point, to ensure that no matter what, they do not win.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ZUN hates your guts
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz, I think you do belong here and my word is truth.

    Thanks, Imipolex.  But, I feel that sometimes I make an utter un-heaper of myself.

    That is nice.


    ^ Well, that's new.

    Anyways, when contemplating pokemon pairs, remember that Wailord and Skitty are breedable.

    image

    And the results are adorable.

    Whale-kitty!
    That's adorable.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I don't belong with any sapient creatures, because I'm the only sapient creature, other than my two cousins, who finds Mister Bean's Holiday to be funny.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost.
  • edited 2013-07-19 15:09:58
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ZUN hates your guts
    Perhaps. ^_^

    My scoreboard shows 23 "high scoring" lunatic runs that have ended in failure... I am sure that many, many more have been aborted and have not made it to the scoreboard. :p
  • edited 2013-07-19 15:11:30
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Pillows said:

    the romanticization of vampires and zombies and werewolves and stuff in popular culture puzzles me

    but then I was never great with romance

    It could be argued that even Dracula was romanticised, to some small degree. Yes, he's a completely evil monster, and the whole book is pretty much an extended rape metaphor, but he does have the "gets more handsome as he grows in power" thing. And, of course, there's the "sexy vampire brides".
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Pillows said:

    the romanticization of vampires and zombies and werewolves and stuff in popular culture puzzles me

    but then I was never great with romance

    It could be argued that even Dracula was romanticised, to some small degree. Yes, he's a completely evil monster, and the whole book is pretty much an extended rape metaphor, but he does have the "gets more handsome as he grows in power" thing. And, of course, there's the "sexy vampire brides".
    No, Dracula was only handsome so as to get you to let your guard down; a bit like Johan, who is not romanticized at all; although even the worst Dracula has only one thirtieth of Johan's evil.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Why can't I care about things that are not shooting games? :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I care about ko of course. :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's a penis thing
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    My top score in EoSD is 114,327,550, which is like 1/6th of the world record. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    it's a penis thing
    Is it? :o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well yeah, shooting things is a phallic substitute

    or...the gun is good and the penis is evil

    or something
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    well yeah, shooting things is a phallic substitute

    or...the gun is good and the penis is evil

    or something
    ZARDOZ COMMANDS IT.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    So here's a question that does not get asked around here enough: How is everyone doing today?
  • edited 2013-07-19 16:01:36
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    well yeah, shooting things is a phallic substitute

    or...the gun is good and the penis is evil

    or something
    I think guns in FPS games are easily compared to the penis, psychologically. :) Does it apply to shmups? Perhaps!!!! Maybe flying magical girls drowning each other in pretty fireworks oceans is a metaphor for having a big penis and using it to dominate other men with penises that are not as big.
    So here's a question that does not get asked around here enough: How is everyone doing today?
    I'm ok. :) A little stressed about school sign-ups. :/ Thanks you for asking. :D How is Bunny?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *giggle* I just remembered that there is literally a shmup called Space Phallus. :3 It is nsfw.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Bye guys.  Going now.  See you later.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I'm doing okay! Almost done with class for the day and currently in the middle of downloading War of the Worlds so that I can read it this weekend and write a reaction essay on it for class on monday.

    Normally this would seem like a chore but I think I'm going to like War of the Worlds, so this could be fun!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Bunny said:

    So here's a question that does not get asked around here enough: How is everyone doing today?

    I have successfully initiated stage 59 of my plan for world & universal domination.

    ...You saw nothing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...how long did stages 1 through 58 take?
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