The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i have enough money to pay for that blazer too


    just in the form of actual physical cash
  • I am the passenger

    are you a dark passenger?

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    there's blood splattered on his face, that is SO EDGY

    GOFFIK
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SMALL BOOBS
    NEXT 5 MILES

    IMIPOLEX G USE ALTERNATE ROUTE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh my

    *takes detour*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    EXIT 71

    LESBIANA
    BOOKSYLVANIA
    IMI DETOUR

    NEXT RIGHT
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *goes right*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    JUNCTION SR 38

    ↑ LESBIANA
    BOOKSYLVANIA →
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    SR388? Home planet of the Metroids?

    Guess I'll visit Lesbiana for a short time and then go chill out in Booksylvania.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fanny jo stingray
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    WELCOME TO
    Lesbiana

    Population: GAY

    SPEED LIMIT 35 AHEAD
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anoooonus


    When is Lions Gate going to make a Punky Brewster movie?

    If I feel like it

    NBCUniversal owns Punky Brewster, though...they may not want to license it out to us for a movie
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image

    I don't know what to say about this.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lesbiana
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    NML Cygni
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    I don't know what to say about this.
    Is there really anything to be said other than "Hey, Andrew Hussie is doing something that isn't Homestuck"?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    So anyway, I was just reading about Bioshock Infinite, and after realising what they used as the theme song, I want to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou because bluegrass.
  • Light skin, light blue eyes

    Double chin and a plastic smile
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Early 2010 was a dark time in our world's history where people's choices for gratuitous cartoon horse porn was severally limited.

    One day, my daughter will hear of the plight that we of the early oughties had to suffer through and ask "Is it true? Is it true you all lived in a world where there was no fan fiction of a large, male, cartoon, adult horse raping and disemboweling three small, female, cartoon children horses?"

    And I will say, "Yes, my child it was true. There weren't even stories of cartoon horses throwing other cartoon horses into brutal machines to make rainbows, or cartoon horses savagely torturing OTHER cartoon horses to death before using their remains to create baked goods!"

    Wide eyed, she will exclaim "How did you all make it through the day?!" 

    "Most fast food restaurants offered a dollar menu, that for $5 we could consume a days worth of our necessary calories and let the sodium and trans fat cloud our minds to the horrors of having to pay for HD porn."

    We will reflect on the fortunate time we both live in and settle in to watch the latest media trend, no doubt a romantic show about Zombies and Vampires going at like hungry dogs eating a sausage.

    ...I mean, "Hello."
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bioshock infinite
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-07-19 02:40:25
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    ohmygobohmygob

    Reflux, one of the bosses of Rayman 3, just kicked my ass so hard I completely lost the desire to continue.

    For a little perspective, I beat the last boss and miniboss fairly easily prior to the area I'm currently at in the game but man, the freaking Desert of the Knaaren is just taxing because all the bad guys are untouchable brick walls who can and will gladly perform that old Borderlands bandit adage "strip the flesh, salt the wound" within seconds if you're not sneaky.

    Reflux himself was significantly more hittable (not a word, I dun curr) but only in his magicky arm and that same magick hurts like Hell and the arena looks like it could be Hell and -incoherent babbling-
  • The sadness will last forever.
    planet of the intelligent infants
  • The sadness will last forever.
    im a sign now
  • The sadness will last forever.
    kyuuuuuu
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ss
  • was a BAND formed in 1987
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    I like that I'm on OFT infrequently enough that this happens when I show up.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    zoos
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Kexruct said:

    One cool thing about the Elder Scrolls series is, regardless of how sub par its combat is, it's really good at making you feel cool when you make a daring escape.

    Only true way to make an escape is to leap off a waterfall and swim for freedom.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And now, Central Avenue's Daily Central Ohio Google Street View Link:

  • The sadness will last forever.
    deedee
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, I need to write about children who live in the city spending their summer vacation...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I threw myself into my studies
    To have the world in my control
    I vaporized the competition
    Nobody understands me
    IT'S NOT. EVIL.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Tre here is someone beating that one boss that made your life difficult. ^_^


  • Moon Phone.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Justice42 said:

    Early 2010 was a dark time in our world's history where people's choices for gratuitous cartoon horse porn was severally limited.


    One day, my daughter will hear of the plight that we of the early oughties had to suffer through and ask "Is it true? Is it true you all lived in a world where there was no fan fiction of a large, male, cartoon, adult horse raping and disemboweling three small, female, cartoon children horses?"

    And I will say, "Yes, my child it was true. There weren't even stories of cartoon horses throwing other cartoon horses into brutal machines to make rainbows, or cartoon horses savagely torturing OTHER cartoon horses to death before using their remains to create baked goods!"

    Wide eyed, she will exclaim "How did you all make it through the day?!" 

    "Most fast food restaurants offered a dollar menu, that for $5 we could consume a days worth of our necessary calories and let the sodium and trans fat cloud our minds to the horrors of having to pay for HD porn."

    We will reflect on the fortunate time we both live in and settle in to watch the latest media trend, no doubt a romantic show about Zombies and Vampires going at like hungry dogs eating a sausage.

    ...I mean, "Hello."
    Justice, I love you
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Between eXceed, Gundemonium, and Hellsinker, I am beginning to think that bullet hell games that are not Touhou have control config menus that are designed to make your life difficult. :) In Touhou, Z is shoot, X is bomb, and Shift is slow/focus. It is very simple. It also seems to be the only game of this sort in which configuring the controls to be usable by human hands on a keyboard or controller does not require a half hour (or more) of experimentation and workarounds. It is not that difficult, bullet hell developers. Shoot, bomb, focus.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm awake, finally, and I want to hug someone. I'm not depressed or anything like that, I just want to snuggle. :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs Lee*
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    *hugs IMI.back*
  • whoooo snuggles
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wish I kept a screenshot of how low Remilia's health was, but once again I failed lunatic. :(
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Every time I get to the last attack, I am killed by the same thing: that seemingly impenetrable wall of bubbles that spreads outwards, where you have to just barely squeeze diagonally between their hitboxes. I am always really nervous doing this because they trail bullets behind them. Also, they get more ridiculous to dodge as the difficulty rank goes up, and it will go up during this attack because it takes so loooooooooooooong to dispel, and also it is nearly impossible to consistently aim for Remilia because I am too busy not getting enclosed in bullet walls.
  • edited 2013-07-19 12:16:09
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also, Remilia happens to be invulnerable to spells at that point, meaning I cannot use master spark to damage her. >_>
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    try something less frustrating maybe?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Maybe. :)

    *hug*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hug*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh wow I suddenly remembered my dream. :o
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