The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    dumb titled reality show

    synopsis: 6 nobodies live in the same house together and do some shit no person cares about
  • edited 2013-07-18 18:50:37
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This is a very good walkthrough:



    Also, this thread helps: http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=12024.0

    My impression is that EoSD lunatic is one of the worst Touhou challenges because a) you only get 9 lives, the least of any game in the series, b) there is a lot of random BS that is just pure luck because it can become 100% impossible to dodge at times (breaking a cardinal rule of shmups), and c) the rank system can as much as double the number of bullets, and their speed, the longer you survive. Thankfully, a lack of play-testing means there are some cheap tricks that can be used to bypass a few nasty sections. :)
  • edited 2013-07-18 18:56:19
    The sadness will last forever.
    bb
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    "sometimes the game just fcks you" -- Northernlion
    I suppose this is true, Mo-e-anime. :3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha I totally accidentally "ignored" Naney on Tumblr

    That's the first time I've ever done that

    Glad it was someone who'd understand I didn't REALLY want to block them...
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Man, Odradek should read historical fiction and we could have a liveblog or something.

     

    Anyways, because I'm a statistics geek, I went to the Safari Zone and decided to map out the statistics of pokemon appearing.  Smeargle the monkey appears an average of every 42 times with a normal distribution with a standard deviation of two.  Sample size of 30 Smeargle sightings or 1260 random encounters.  Giraffarig and Rattatta appear combined more than 50 per-cent of the random encounters.

    This is in the zone in which Smeargle appears.

  • edited 2013-07-18 20:20:27
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    What to do while my new shmups are downloading...? Play lunatic Touhou, of course.
  • edited 2013-07-18 20:24:57
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    If I get this 1cc then I will get to call myself a Lunatic player. Delicious. >:D

    Beating Flandre (the "extra" boss) seemed like a big deal all that time ago, but it is actually a little easier than clearing the game in Hard mode, which is a lot easier than doing it in Lunatic. ^_^
  • I'm very upset because of video games right now.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    114514 points
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Only inmuchu will understand ;)
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Soudayo! (Support)
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Babylon Stage 34: The Imp
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm very upset because of video games right now.
    ?
  • edited 2013-07-18 20:47:26
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Cheese is like so good when I burn it a little in the oven when I put it on stuff that I cook, no joke.
  • Miko said:

    I'm very upset because of video games right now.
    ?
    My data on Animal Crossing got corrupted and my Xbox is buggy as always.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're watching Prolefeed Network

    We now return to High School Musical 4
  • Ugh, great. Both my computer and Animal Crossing broke and Skyrim is being more annoyingly buggy than usual. *headdesk*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Did you pick a fight with the Goddess of Technology or something?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Inc: A Vertically-Integrated Media Conglomerate
  • I don't even know. But I'm really pissed off at everything right now. Both programming and Animal Crossing- two things I've been working *really* hard at for the past few weeks- are going to have to wait for a long time and that frustrates me to no end. And I can't really play any other game without thinking of how much progress I've lost. Literally any game other than Animal Crossing could've gotten corrupted and it would have been fine.
  • edited 2013-07-18 21:15:11
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dang, Tucker, that stinks.

    Anyways, I keep imagining what I would do if there was another me out there as a baby.  Would I love it or hate it?

    Would I duct tie its mouth shut and drop it down a well so as to put the world out of the misery of having to put up with two of me?  As is, I'm trying to prevent my siblings from dating and I want to prevent anyone even distantly related from me from having kids so as to prevent the possibility of another Aliroz living.

    Or would I go all MAH BABY and let absolutely no one hurt it and I would always say "You're right!  You're smart!  You're awesome" and stuff like that.  Also, maybe always indulge it in everything because I like being indulged.

    The thought of another Aliroz in the world both makes me want to throw up / commit famlicide and d'awwwww and fight Almond Ice Cream so that Aliroz Beta could live in a world without Almond Ice Cream.

    Or what if the other me was a hat-hating almond-loving clearly-gender-defined reptile-killing book-burning nudist!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Corrupted game data is no fun. :(

    I just played more lunatic mode. It is extremely, extremely frustrating, to say the least.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I WANT A LUNATIC 1CC :O but I keep failing it. >.> I am going to post it in the touhou thread and then force everyone to watch it. >:)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The real question is, which shot type will I be using when I finally succeed? By now I may have gotten every one to the last attack, but never past it, because I always am on my last life, and I have either one bomb left, or two, and that is not nearly enough to survive the absolute clusterf*ck bullet HELL that is the last attack.

    btw here is someone getting past it flawlessly, something I will probs never ever do in my entire life.


  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Wow, the sun has been down for over an hour here, and the heat index is still pushing 100°F.
  • edited 2013-07-18 21:54:52
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The person in that video is using the fan patch that highlights the hitbox. >:/
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pigeons, then dinosaurs... now there is a *bacon* dating sim? :o
  • edited 2013-07-18 22:09:57
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have a Frosty.
  • its kinda odd how much i've come around on death grips
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So the version of The Mysterious Stranger I read was edited after Twain's death from three different manuscripts and passed off as one complete text.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Man, The Mysterious Stranger creeped me out when I was little.  I didn't understand the religion, all I understood were clay-men that would chase me and then die; and maybe I was clay and I would die if I got wet.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Guys, Guys!

    I just bred Diglett and Wailord!

    I'm... I'm... I'm.... quite scared now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    -LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, wait a minute, in my quest to achieve the best stats, I just made Onix breed with it's great-great grandfather, who has six other wives?
  • ^ Well, that's new.

    Anyways, when contemplating pokemon pairs, remember that Wailord and Skitty are breedable.

    image

    And the results are adorable.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am a "long term unemployed" adult with no certificates or degrees and I am literally going to fail college on my last Continue soooooooo... I will probably be a piece of basement filth in the future who cannot go anywhere fun or do anything productive so I spend all day falling asleep between dog walks and then play games and waste time on the internet before falling asleep again and never ever get rid of depression, and then the previous generation dies, and I am old and crusty and twice as worthless. All this would be fine, but I desire surgery in the future, and that costs money, which I will not have.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION
  • ah, so that's where "hot skitty on wailord action" came from 

    stupid tv tropes, assuming we all were pokefans
  • i want to go clothes shopping
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Me too. :D I would go with you.
  • thatd be swell
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