The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 00:24:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Listen to heavy metal and eat paste.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-02-05 00:31:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  GHOST PIG
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 00:32:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  BACON FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-02-05 00:34:45

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  if Bruce Wayne became undead, would he be Zombatman?
• Haven

  2012-02-05 00:36:18

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  What the

  
  

  What the fuck

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 00:37:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  20 stalks? Bean or celery?
  
• Haven

  2012-02-05 00:39:32

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Ah like helpin the pony folks

  
  

  an stuff
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 00:40:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You need to walk to the zoo?
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 00:45:15 edited 2012-02-05 00:46:31

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Jeez, DuPont, anal much?

  
  

  I realise that US trademark law requires them to defend their trademark, but this is stupid.
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 00:49:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It's like that one webpage Adobe had a few years back where they insisted that instead of saying "This pictures looks photoshopped" people should say "This picture looks as if it were edited with Adobe Photoshop® software."
  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 00:50:39

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I wish I had Microsoft Office.
  
  OpenOffice Spreadsheet is nice but there is no way to toggle the gridlines visibility on spreadsheets.
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 00:51:25

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  CA: Yeah, but Adobe didn't stoop to namecalling like DuPont eems to be. :P
• Tre

  2012-02-05 00:52:51

  
  

  Back from that dance.

  
  I had a pretty good time but then my sister's afterparty plans got ruined by our mother, so we had to leave early and I didn't get to go out either.
• Misery

  2012-02-05 00:55:47

  The sadness will last forever.

  Gun magazines.
• Tre

  2012-02-05 00:56:11

  
  

  In other news, it seems Rick Ross ain't qualified to be a "Teflon Don", going by DuPont's standards.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-02-05 00:56:57

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I will honestly never understand a given MC's fascination with a specific brand of fashionwear.
• Misery

  2012-02-05 00:58:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  I have pre diabetes. This is horrible.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-02-05 01:01:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I didn't know that pre-diabetes is a thing.

  In any case I sympathize. It's very possible I have diabetus myself, I just haven't gotten bloodwork done to test it yet.
• Spacey

  2012-02-05 01:10:37 edited 2012-02-05 01:11:18

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  That sucks, draco, sorry to hear that. :/
• Misery

  2012-02-05 01:17:26

  The sadness will last forever.

  Yeah..well, I gotta keep moving to prevent type 2 diabetes but I've been taking happy pills that make me feel drowsy and lazy and stuff.
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 01:50:37

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Not a fun combination.  Sorry to hear that.
  
  Just about everyone on my dad's side of the family developed diabetes in adulthood.  I figure it's only a matter of time for me, but I admit I haven't made much effort to stay in shape.
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 01:53:32

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  They are making Yu-Gi-Oh refs in the Magic thread. This amuses me greatly.
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 01:57:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  That thread is strange and arcane to me.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 02:01:03

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  It's about children's card games disguised as young adult card games.
  
• Haven

  2012-02-05 02:01:13 edited 2012-02-05 02:01:32

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  strange and arcane

  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 02:01:50

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Post Modernists?
  
  
  
  also
  
  I got to Aerith's Chapter in Crisis Core.
  
  My god she's so prettiful.
  
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 02:04:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  That arcane card is certainly strange.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 02:07:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I must be falling asleep. I read "Target creature" and thought it had to do with the store Target.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 02:08:19

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Target 5W
  Creature - Target
  7/11
  
  Target creature becomes a Target creature.
  
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 02:10:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  (how very postmodern)
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 02:12:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^^Or you're becoming Anonymous Avenue!
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 02:13:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Wal-Mart
  
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 02:14:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  This music is pretty.
  
  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 02:24:03

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Wal-Mart
  4B
  Creature - Wal-Mart
  All Artifact and Enchantments you control cost (2) less to play. All other Mart and Store creatures you control lose -2/-2.
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 02:48:31

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  And I was just reading the Earthbound thread on IJAM, and I thought "Why hasn't someone done a Homestuck/Earthbound crossover yeOHWAITTHATALREADYHAPPENED".
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 03:11:07

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  And the Magic thread gets even more meta -- we have YGOTAS refs now! (Magic begat the manga begat the anime begat both YGOTAS and the card games, so it's kind of come full circle, right?)
• Haven

  2012-02-05 03:14:50

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Meta references are serious business.
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 03:24:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  posting from a kindle

  
  

  it has no keyboard or touchscreen

  
  

  and the onscreen keyboard covers the post box

  
  

  yeah...can't see myself doing this often
• Viani

  2012-02-05 03:27:05

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Can you read this Central-sama?
  
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 03:29:07

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I almost didn't see that, and I'm posting from a computer.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 03:36:19

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Keikaku Dori
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 04:18:00

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  So I decided to re-read the rules for Magic, on a whim and HEY SOME OF THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR...

  
  

  Battlefields? Exiles? Lands? Hmmmm I think I know what Hussie does in his spare time...when he's not playing old SNES RPGs, anyway. XD

  
  

  And yes, I know about HUNK RUMP: THE GATHERING.

  
  

  Anyway, good night!

  
  
• Idler

  2012-02-05 04:20:27

  In other news, it seems Rick Ross ain't qualified to be a "Teflon Don", going by DuPont's standards.
  

  I'm going to guess you don't mean Rick Ross the ex-cult deprogrammer by this.
  
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 04:27:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I think games like Magic are kind of sneaky.
  
  Because you can look at the basic rules and think "well that doesn't sound so hard, I could play that".
  
  But then you look at how people actually play the game and they have all kinds of complicated strategies and ways of owning you with the sucky cards.
  
  Also goes for other, similar TCGs.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-05 04:44:14

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Morning
• Idler

  2012-02-05 04:45:31

  But the complexity is what makes it fun!
  
• Tachyon

  2012-02-05 04:54:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Morning Whale.
  
  ^ I'm sure, if you like that sort of thing.
  
  I don't like metagaming in video games for much the same reason, and I find turn based battles very boring.  (It's an in-joke among my friends IRL that my turn in D&D will predictably be "I hit it with my [equipped weapon]".)
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 05:33:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm not tired.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-05 05:34:25

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  -carries Anon off to bed-
  
  Also, CA wasn't what I expected her to look like
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 06:56:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I need to be in bed but I'm still not quite ready to go.
  
  So I'm gonna head to bed, but take my phone with me.
  
  Let's see which gives out first: me, or the battery