The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, I didn't kill him. It was old age. He was like 89 or something.
  • my laptop speakers are busted

    hoo-fuckin-ray

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Well, I didn't kill him. It was old age. He was like 89 or something.

    So you had Time kill him for you? I'm not sure if that's much better...
  • Well, I didn't kill him. It was old age. He was like 89 or something.

    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigt
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The official arts in Dangan Ronpa frequently have characters missing a shoe or having it randomly flying off. It's interesting.
  • Miko said:

    The official arts in Dangan Ronpa frequently have characters missing a shoe or having it randomly flying off. It's interesting.

    calling it now the artist has a foot fetish
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, speaking of laptop speakers, mine face the bottom for some inexplicable reason.

    Seems like a weird design choice.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Well, I didn't kill him. It was old age. He was like 89 or something.

    So you had Time kill him for you? I'm not sure if that's much better...
    Imi is friends with time, like the Mad Hatter.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    (I'm actually not making this up; the prof did die of old age a couple years later)

    Anyway, yeah, Time, she is a merciless lady
  • Also, speaking of laptop speakers, mine face the bottom for some inexplicable reason.


    Seems like a weird design choice.
    im pretty sure we have the same laptop in that case
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers."

    "If you knew Time as well as I do," said the Hatter, "you wouldn't talk about wasting it. It's him."

    "I don't know what you mean," said Alice.

    "Of course you don't!" the Hatter said, tossing his head contemptuously. "I dare say you never even spoke to Time!"

    "Perhaps not," Alice cautiously replied: "but I know I have to beat time when I learn music."

    "Ah! that accounts for it," said the Hatter. "He won't stand beating. Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he'd do almost anything you liked with the clock. For instance, suppose it were nine o'clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you'd only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!"

  • they work
    [12:34:40 AM] Mojavemusic: but only if I have something plugged into the headphone jack
    [12:34:45 AM] Mojavemusic: but THEY DON'T GO THROUGH THE HEADPHONES
    [12:34:49 AM] ignatius2722: .....
    [12:34:49 AM] Mojavemusic: THEY COME OUT THE SPEAKERS
    [12:34:51 AM] Mojavemusic: FURTHERMORE
    [12:34:56 AM] Mojavemusic: IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A WORKING PAIR OF HEADPHONES
    [12:35:06 AM] Mojavemusic: I HAVE LITERALLY JUST A JACK EXTENDER PLUGGED IN THERE NOW
    [12:35:08 AM] Mojavemusic: AND IT'S WORKING FINE
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    calling it now the artist has a foot fetish
    It is possible. I think the artist was also mainly a sculptor in the past?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Time is a male person in the Alice 'verse I guess

    well whatever floats yer goat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Also, speaking of laptop speakers, mine face the bottom for some inexplicable reason.


    Seems like a weird design choice.
    im pretty sure we have the same laptop in that case
    You know, that actually wouldn't surprise me.

    It's an Asus with Windows 8 and downward-facing speakers; if it's not the exact same one it's probably really close.

    Time is a male person in the Alice 'verse I guess

    well whatever floats yer goat

    Hmm...perhaps Time is whatever gender one perceives her/him/it as, and you perceive Time as female while the Hatter perceives him as male?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Or maybe Time is a metaphysical sort of concept and assigning it a gender is just a silly thing we self-absorbed humans do
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • Mo' said:

    they work
    [12:34:40 AM] Mojavemusic: but only if I have something plugged into the headphone jack
    [12:34:45 AM] Mojavemusic: but THEY DON'T GO THROUGH THE HEADPHONES
    [12:34:49 AM] ignatius2722: .....
    [12:34:49 AM] Mojavemusic: THEY COME OUT THE SPEAKERS
    [12:34:51 AM] Mojavemusic: FURTHERMORE
    [12:34:56 AM] Mojavemusic: IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A WORKING PAIR OF HEADPHONES
    [12:35:06 AM] Mojavemusic: I HAVE LITERALLY JUST A JACK EXTENDER PLUGGED IN THERE NOW
    [12:35:08 AM] Mojavemusic: AND IT'S WORKING FINE
    Well, that's just bizarre.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Or maybe Time is a metaphysical sort of concept and assigning it a gender is just a silly thing we self-absorbed humans do

    Maybe

    If you want to be BORING
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Dirty Pillows said:Or maybe Time is a metaphysical sort of concept and assigning it a gender is just a silly thing we self-absorbed humans do


    Yeah, well,
    your face is a metaphysical sort of concept!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Forgive me, I forgot the Heaper Prime Directive.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Infinity Mijinion is officially the best name of any character ever that isn't Robert E. O. Speedwagon.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It is fun to say. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and/or Punky Brewster
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ko what do you think about dead body ashes being launched into space instead of buried in the earth? Is it symbolic of being one with the universe? Is it rejecting the planet one spent one's entire life depending on to survive? Does it matter?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I kind of like the idea, but I feel like it isn't any more symbolic than being buried in the earth, really. In either case, you're becoming one with the universe, as it were.

    If you were a real misanthrope maybe you could use it as a final "fuck you" to humanity: "Even after I'm dead I still don't want to share this planet with you"
  • what good is a plane

    if you have no one to fly it

    a valid question, Mike.

    a valid question.

  • edited 2013-07-07 01:00:06
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^ hmm yeah ^_^

    I wonder what will happen to my dead body sometimes, but I suppose it doesn't matter because I will be dead.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    these guys are from england and who gives a shit
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • these guys are from england and who gives a shit

    Negativland. Remix heroes. Negativland. Remix heroes. CHRISTIANITY IS STUPID. give up give up give up.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    louie louie
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh my god how many hours of my life have I spent playing video games ;_;

    oh my god I love them though :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Probably like 100,000 HOURS :O (lol i dunno)
  • It wasn't guaranteed that things would go this well for Timberlake. But like most pop icons, it's taste, maybe more than talent, that puts him over.

    because god forbid a pop artist be talented.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I've only been alive for ~180,000 hours so it is probably not 100,000 of them. ^_^
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I want to write the kind of books no one will publish or read

    ...this is depressing, sort of
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I will read every one of your books that you ever wrote. :O ...if you share it with me. :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, at least I have one reader! :)
  • edited 2013-07-07 01:17:38
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.


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    Lysimachus 1 day ago

    Hey f*ck you you c*cksucker, have some godd*mn respect for your fellow human beings. Just because you love to sh*t where everyone else eats, does not make it f*cking okay, you ******* watermelon ****.
    · in reply to zesaima123
    Miko is amused by youtube comments. It must be getting late. ^_^
  • I want to write the kind of books no one will publish or read

    ...this is depressing, sort of

    You know, I have to wonder sometimes about you, but this time, what I know about you from what you've let on earlier and what you said just right here do add up.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It is getting late. I must be off to bed.

    good night.
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