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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In the episode where Josh plays the Theater Thug, he's repeatedly assaulted by stupid people and arrested. While the public's stupidity is acceptable, he's repeatedly hauled off by the same cops. He wasn't the thug the first two times so why would he be this time?
This troper recalls finding the Theater Thug and Josh looking almost nothing alike more perplexing.
And the conclusion of the people. Josh and Drake just beat the holy crap out of the Thug, the cops come charging in, the place is a horrific mess and they let one of the two guys just walk out the door. Because, some other dude who was there when a public theatre got trashed might not at least be valuable as a witness if not a suspect.
And let's not forget, the programme Josh was on warned people not to approach the Theatre Thug because he was "extremely violent". Didn't stop Josh from being attacked by old women, and tackled by a bunch of mother-fucking EIGHT-YEAR OLDS!
In the Christmas Special, Megan got a present from Santa. What, exactly, did she do to make Santa forget everything she's done? Hell, even in the special, she did nothing nice.
Megan is a God Mode Sue. She could go on a murder spree and still not make the smallest blip on Santa's naughty radar.
Actually, she did do something nice. She deactivated the boys' ankle bracelets for them. Later on, she reversed it because Drake had lied to her about a promise.
Only doing something nice because of a bribe, and later undoing it and saying figure out your problems yourselves, probably doesn't count.
Yknow, S*** like that is why I hate the show. Megan. Gets away. With everything. I'm just waiting for the episode "Megan gets torn limb from limb by a pack of rabid wolves."
Dude, chill. She's a kid. An annoying, bratty one, but still a kid. She's not a mass murderer.
Audrey and Walter are aware of Megan's bitchiness, but they don't care.
Megan took Drake and Josh's shenanigans and turned them into a TV show.
In Victorious, the gang talks about Drake and Josh as a TV show. However, Josh could be seen as a background character in an earlier episode. Why is this? Because Drake and Josh are real people in their world, but they are also TV show characters thanks to Megan. We once saw her watching Drake and Josh argue through a hidden camera. She recorded everything she saw and turned it into a TV show without their knowledge.
Josh has multiple personality disorder, and Drake is all in his head.
Josh is constantly being blamed for everything Drake does because Josh is the one who's doing it. Any interaction anyone else has with Drake is invented by Josh. Either Drake is entirely in his head (the boy he wishes he could be), a boy at school he admires, or his step-brother who died. Picture this: It's the final moments of the series' finale. Drake and Josh are bantering in their room. You see their parents nervously listening at the door. The mother says, "He's talking to himself again." Walter replies, "I know. It's been getting worse." Mom agrees, "He just hasn't been the same since Drake died five years ago." Slowly pan off the parents and over to the hall table, upon which rests an old photo of Drake, smiling. Zoom in on his eyes. Fade to black. You'll never watch it the same way.
After an accident in Zim's lab, Zim, Dib. and Gaz's appearances are altered, and they get amnesia, Dib remembers that his name starts with a D, Gaz remebers there was a G in her name, and Zim, due to his alien mind, just forgets everything.
In one episode Megan mentions a Pintendo 'GS' GS might as well mean gameslave, and Gameslaves might be made by Pintendo
Drake and Josh don't always get along, which could be a couple of memories that came back
Drake has a younger sister, at the series start . (And Megan has a G in it it, she could have just moved it to the middle of her name)
This backs up my 'Jade is an Irken' theory, in a way.
Assuming Drake does become a famous rock star, Megan won't play karma houdini for long
Megan will publicly attempt to disrupt a concert and might even make an attempt on Drake's life, she nearly done so before. This attempt has been witnessed by a fan girl or anyone backstage, who call the cops. If Megan doesn't go to jail, she will be lynched by an angry mob of fan girls. The only way she wouldn't is if she had paid protection from Lucifer himself.
Drake and Megan's biological father was abusive, and that's why he's never mentioned onscreen
Audrey does mention that Drake is in counseling in "Mindy Loves Josh."
And if we can assume that the Drake Bell song "Somehow" is also a Drake Parker song, Audrey may have killed him.
That's right, she's a survivor of the program to produce a new Hitler. Why doesn't she speak with a German accent? Why doesn't Johan?
If she wasn't raised German (or around people with a German accent), then she wouldn't have a German accent. Simple as that.
Megan started her evil buisness at the age of years 1-3, leading her to do more evil!
In "Foam Finger", it was revealed that Megan threw a cookie, causing Drake and Josh to fight (Long Story). She likes how she did trouble and got away with it. This was done time after time causing her to get clinged onto it, causing trouble, never getting in trouble, ect. She than decides that she herself only, no-one else will make her 2 brothers life a living hell. However, she LOSES HER STANDARDS WHEN SHE LETS HER BROTHERS OUT FOR DEAD ON A HELICOPTER WITH NO FUEL! And what was her first response when she saw them alive. "Did you bring any tuna?" Now when she does this in the real world to other people, she will go too far and do this to the police, sending her to execution. The parents will hear about this, relieze Drake And Josh were right, repay them and live happily ever after.
Drake and Josh were Omnicidal Maniacs in a former life, and Megan is their karmic punishment
There is no other reason that they could deserve.... this.... * cringe*
Megan is a plot by the creators to make a character they can kill off without anyone feeling bad
Think about it, and it becomes clear. They just haven't gotten to the episode titled "Megan Dies....horribly!" If they pull it off correctly, only time will tell. Here are a few reasons.
She deserves to be punished, and karma is... anyway...
Megan is a malevolent trickster Time Lord
Yes, yes, this is admittedly a TERRIBLY overdone WMG, but surely this troper can't be the only one who thought, "TARDIS!?" when Drake and Josh discover an entire secret room next to her own full of high-tech tracking devices (used to keep watch of Drake and Josh, naturally) and other gadgets, and Meagan somehow makes it all disappear before the pair can show it to their parents.
I was thinking about "My Humps" earlier, and I was like "hey, the music on the 'she's got me spending' bit sounds familiar." Turns out it's from the New World symphony by Dvorak, specifically the very beginning of the allegro con fuoco, and it was interpolated in "I Need A Freak" by Sexual Harassment, the song "My Humps" was allegedly based on.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I fell asleep a little while ago, myself
Then I woke back up after a dream in which I was a princess on a high-speed chase down a state highway in a convertible
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In the episode where Josh plays the Theater Thug, he's repeatedly
assaulted by stupid people and arrested. While the public's stupidity is
acceptable, he's repeatedly hauled off by the same cops. He wasn't the
thug the first two times so why would he be this time?
holy crap out of the Thug, the cops come charging in, the place is a
horrific mess and they let one of the two guys just walk out the door.
Because, some other dude who was there when a public theatre got trashed
might not at least be valuable as a witness if not a suspect.
not to approach the Theatre Thug because he was "extremely violent".
Didn't stop Josh from being attacked by old women, and tackled by a
bunch of mother-fucking EIGHT-YEAR OLDS!
Now you've got me in that mood, too.
did she do to make Santa forget everything she's done? Hell, even in
the special, she did nothing nice.
ankle bracelets for them. Later on, she reversed it because Drake had
lied to her about a promise.
it and saying figure out your problems yourselves, probably doesn't
count.
like that is why I hate the show. Megan. Gets away. With everything.
I'm just waiting for the episode "Megan gets torn limb from limb by a
pack of rabid wolves."
This explains everything.
In Victorious,
the gang talks about Drake and Josh as a TV show. However, Josh could
be seen as a background character in an earlier episode. Why is this?
Because Drake and Josh are real people in their world, but they are also
TV show characters thanks to Megan. We once saw her watching Drake and
Josh argue through a hidden camera. She recorded everything she saw and
turned it into a TV show without their knowledge.
Josh is constantly being blamed for everything Drake does because Josh
is the one who's doing it. Any interaction anyone else has with Drake is
invented by Josh. Either Drake is entirely in his head (the boy he
wishes he could be), a boy at school he admires, or his step-brother who
died. Picture this: It's the final moments of the series' finale. Drake
and Josh are bantering in their room. You see their parents nervously
listening at the door. The mother says, "He's talking to himself again."
Walter replies, "I know. It's been getting worse." Mom agrees, "He just
hasn't been the same since Drake died five years ago." Slowly pan off
the parents and over to the hall table, upon which rests an old photo of
Drake, smiling. Zoom in on his eyes. Fade to black.
You'll never watch it the same way.
After an accident in Zim's lab, Zim, Dib. and Gaz's appearances are
altered, and they get amnesia, Dib remembers that his name starts with a
D, Gaz remebers there was a G in her name, and Zim, due to his alien
mind, just forgets everything.
- In one episode Megan mentions a Pintendo 'GS' GS might as well mean gameslave, and Gameslaves might be made by Pintendo
- Drake and Josh don't always get along, which could be a couple of memories that came back
- Drake has a younger sister, at the series start . (And Megan
This backs up my 'Jade is an Irken' theory, in a way.has a G in it it, she could have just moved it to the middle of her
name)
make an attempt on Drake's life, she nearly done so before. This
attempt has been witnessed by a fan girl or anyone backstage, who call
the cops. If Megan doesn't go to jail, she will be lynched by an angry
mob of fan girls. The only way she wouldn't is if she had paid
protection from Lucifer himself.
- Audrey does mention that Drake is in counseling in "Mindy Loves Josh."
- And if we can assume that the Drake Bell song "Somehow" is also a Drake Parker song, Audrey may have killed him.
Megan is from 511 KinderheimThat's right, she's a survivor of the program to produce a new Hitler. Why doesn't she speak with a German accent? Why doesn't Johan?
In "Foam Finger", it was revealed that Megan threw a cookie, causing
Drake and Josh to fight (Long Story). She likes how she did trouble and got away with it.
This was done time after time causing her to get clinged onto it,
causing trouble, never getting in trouble, ect. She than decides that
she herself only, no-one else will make her 2 brothers life a living hell. However, she LOSES HER STANDARDS WHEN SHE LETS HER BROTHERS OUT FOR DEAD ON A HELICOPTER WITH NO FUEL!
And what was her first response when she saw them alive. "Did you bring
any tuna?" Now when she does this in the real world to other people,
she will go too far and do this to the police, sending her to execution. The parents will hear about this, relieze Drake And Josh were right, repay them and live happily ever after.
There is no other reason that they could deserve.... this.... * cringe*
Think about it, and it becomes clear. They just haven't gotten to the
episode titled "Megan Dies....horribly!" If they pull it off correctly,
only time will tell. Here are a few reasons.
Yes, yes, this is admittedly a TERRIBLY overdone WMG, but surely this
troper can't be the only one who thought, "TARDIS!?" when Drake and Josh
discover an entire secret room next to her own full of high-tech
tracking devices (used to keep watch of Drake and Josh, naturally) and
other gadgets, and Meagan somehow makes it all disappear before the pair
can show it to their parents.
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