The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    his girlfriend is his arm
  • bildungsroman empire
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    refrigerator mother
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    quarantine
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    deception
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Ku Klux Klan Kwest, where the monstrous Minorities are invading the good kingdom of Whites. Save the land from the Minorities and slay their giant lizard leader under the Denver airport!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    always chaotic evil
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    warm and sticky
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    there are no lizards under DIA
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    there are no lizards under DIA

    But I like lizards!
  • I HAVE RETURNED

    and I feel like I everything has changed in the, what, three days I couldn't get on.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    and I feel like I everything has changed in the, what, three days I couldn't get on.
    Everything changed. It started when Imipolex G became a moderator and then I gave birth to his baby, who was appointed the new administrator after Anonus was run over by a bus and Central Avenue converted to scientology and left the forum. Lee was secretly a werewolf and imprinted on our baby, who turned out to be ftm trans, so Lee is now First Lady of the forum. Gore and bestiality porn are now allowed on the boards and are quite common; adbots run amok and swindle good forumgoers out of their money. Only you can save the forum, Kexruct. Take this sword in hand, and restore order to the good forum!
  • Sounds like an adventure. I'm game.
  • For those wondering, I didn't get angry at the forum or anything; my mother just took the modem out of the house. It's still gone, in fact. I'm only online because I'm at 4th of July party.
  • for clarification purposes i dont have a problem w/ macklemore, (as i understand it hes a cool dude) i have a problem with people going "wow he is so amazing so socially progressive he is saving hip-hop from the people who are ruining it hackcoughblackpeoplehackcough"


    which is something i have seen a lot of
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Where did your mom hide the Modem?  Find it, and unscrew the light switch, and hide it among the wires.  Then you re-screw the light-switch in.  She'll never look there and you can find it.
  • It's funny; correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think rap was particularly homophobic until Eminem came along.
  • Aliroz said:

    Where did your mom hide the Modem?  Find it, and unscrew the light switch, and hide it among the wires.  Then you re-screw the light-switch in.  She'll never look there and you can find it.

    She took it to her work I'm pretty sure that I'm getting it back tomorrow, but at the very least Skyrim and Animal Crossing have been keeping me occupied.

  • edited 2013-07-04 18:26:50
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    A house with NO INTERNET?????????? :O
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I lived in a house with no internet until I was 17.
  • It sucks. On the bright side, I've gotten ridiculously far in Animal Crossing. I've paid off four mortgages.
  • Eminem is the best-selling artist of the 2000s (decade) on the US Nielsen SoundScan,[215]


    this means


    that people


    bought


    Eminem albums


    Eminem is a person who has made money


    because


    people, took their money that they earned 


    and used it to procure music which features the vocal talents of Marshall Bruce Mathers III


    fucking incredible.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The 2000s have been a cesspool for music, or at least music that sells.

    First one to instinctively protest this judgment loses 100 Imipoints.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    for clarification purposes i dont have a problem w/ macklemore, (as i understand it hes a cool dude) i have a problem with people going "wow he is so amazing so socially progressive he is saving hip-hop from the people who are ruining it hackcoughblackpeoplehackcough"



    which is something i have seen a lot of
    agreed
  • I actually kind of like Eminem when he's not being either completely insane or doing a bad job pretending he is.
  • I actually kind of like Eminem when he's not being either completely insane or doing a bad job pretending he is.
  • and furthermore, some of those people, upon hearing one Eminem album, bought 


    another 


    Eminem album.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    People also bought albums by Nickelback, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, etc.

    why

    why
  • Because teenagers.
  • apparently ke$ha is actually an ok person


    even if she lacks musical talent
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Nobody can ever possibly have enjoyed his awful music even before he was a literal skeleton driving around in a coffin.
  • im not saying that they did not enjoy it


    they did
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    im not saying that they did not enjoy it



    they did
    They can't.

    because everyone is me.
  • the music entered their ears and produced a pleasant sensation in their head
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Odradek stop doing that thing you are doing
  • apparently ke$ha is actually an ok person



    even if she lacks musical talent
    Same with Katy Perry. She seems like such a sweet person; it's such a same that she utterly lacks talent.

    Same with Nicki Minaj, but it's even more unfortunate in her case because she is very talented, but she doesn't *use* her talent.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Kexruct said:

    Same with Nicki Minaj, but it's even more unfortunate in her case because she is very talented, but she doesn't *use* her talent.

    You could say the same about Lady Gaga, sadly.
  • katy perry is awful let us not discuss her


    nicki minaj is legit all around
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    How do you know what these people are actually like? Seriously.
  • lady gaga has a decent vocal range, which she uses in a memorable manner


    she just needs to sing over interesting things
  • katy perry is awful let us not discuss her



    nicki minaj is legit all around
    Except for her music, which tends in my experience to be decidedly not legit.

  • edited 2013-07-04 18:48:48

    How do you know what these people are actually like? Seriously.

    interviews


    ^ behold, the man who has heard three nicki minaj songs
  • How do you know what these people are actually like? Seriously.

    Television. Tumblr.

  • edited 2013-07-04 18:49:05
    Doublepost
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Because no one has ever faked a persona for an interview, or given not-quite-true answers to questions.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    lady gaga has a decent vocal range, which she uses in a memorable manner



    she just needs to sing over interesting things
    I'd say that this is about right. Thanks, man.
  • Okay but it's kind of ridiculous to assume that all these singers are SECRETLY EVIL SUPERVILLAINS just because their songs suck.
  • Ke$ha has talent as well. She's apparently really smart. Like, 'probably knows three times as much music theory as me' smart. 'Aced the SATs' smart, even.

    And she apparently has a whole vault of music that she makes but doesn't perform. Haven't verified whether or not that's Tumblr talking foolishness. Regardless, she certainly has a musical talent that rivals/surpasses mine.

    And that fact will haunt me every day for the rest of my waking days.
  • Kexruct said:

    Okay but it's kind of ridiculous to assume that all these singers are SECRETLY EVIL SUPERVILLAINS just because their songs suck.

    little did he know that they in fact are and imi fights them at night as THE COWGIRL AVENGER
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