You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
there are 8 days left before i can hug anonus in real life
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Franklin County, Ohio's municipal courthouse has three private elevators.
Two are used by jurors and court personnel to get to and from the various courtrooms.
The third one goes to the county jail on the lower level, and is used to bring inmates up when it's time to go to court. It can be entered from any floor, but for obvious reasons, exiting on any floor but the jail requires a key only the Sheriff's deputies have.
You can see where this is going.
Thankfully I never made the mistake myself, but I've been told by people who work at the courthouse that it's a relatively common occurrence for inattentive jurors to mistakenly enter the police elevator and essentially lock themselves in jail until a deputy comes to let them out.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i am running on fumes
by all logic i should be heading to bed but i feel a compulsion to stay up
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
holy crap i still haven't watched the latest gravity falls
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Man, 8-year-old me would have flipped out if I'd told her I'd have a 20Mbps internet connection someday.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Or hell, even just the fact that internet speeds are measured in megabits per second now instead of kilobits per second
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I may sleep on the futon for old times' sake
It's not very comfortable, admittedly, but I've become accustomed to having to use it on some of my "OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I SLEEP" night so it might come in handy here
i prefer girls with the natural look. no makeup, never gotten a haircut, covered in dirt, feeding off of berries and raw fish in the wild, are actually bears.
I am a longtime NEET who has failed in several endeavors. I find myself wondering how many people on this forum are NEET as well? I wish to someday not be one.
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what even
Let us celebrate by playing the French games and watching the Japanese animes.
Replace email with HeapersHangout... yeah
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I mean, besides Hunger Games.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
But what if I make a lot of money and finance the guy or girl who will?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Worldwide flooding? Environmental exhaustion? Or is it just an endless series of nuclear wastelands and zombie hordes?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Or the Last of Us.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Guh. My sister always told me that would happen.
I am a longtime NEET who has failed in several endeavors. I find myself wondering how many people on this forum are NEET as well? I wish to someday not be one.
*is excite*
Except I'm not, my job has holidays off ~Giant Cat evil smile~
Time to kill everyone and then everything! ~shoots a ceiling fan~
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