The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-02-04 02:21:55

    @CA Murderbuddies~



    @Whale: Slurpee marinade.
  • You Sure Do Seem To Be Saying Telos

    Well, in cannibalism you are literally making someone else a part of you.

    Oddly enough, I'd say the opposite is what's going on. In cannibalism, the body is just meat without personality--the cannibal overwrites their meal's desire with their own--which is pretty much as far from intimate as you can get.
  • To some degree, you will always have the yours fore-



    STOP IT.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Cannibal films.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Slurpee marinade

    What the hell does that mean?

    @Haven: Bzzt, wrong, most tribes that engage in cannibal do it for spiritual reasons
  • @Whale: I assumed you were referencing the Trollfic of the same name.
  • BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    CANNIBAL FEROX
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    @Naney: The trollfic on SA?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    CANNIBAL JUNGLE
  • That's the one.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    CANNIBAL TERROR
  • -eats everyone's livers with some fava beans and a nice Chianti-
  • The sadness will last forever.
    -sets self on fire-
  • (*Noms On Charred Draco*)


    This could last me weeks.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    and then Veruca Salt and Tavros Nitram learned the true meaning of Decemberween
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    @Naney:

    I didn't realise you wanted to eat my girlfriend out
  • A cannibal arrives late for dinner, and asks if there's any left. The host says "sorry, everyone's already eaten".
  • ^, ^^ (*Groans*)
  • every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Solution to the Case of the Overhyped Elevator Operator

    Encyclopedia knew Rainbow Dash, not Rarity, had stolen Anonus's pizza. Dash claimed to have only seen the closed pizza box sitting on the table when she walked past the information booth at Heapercon, but she knew that the only topping was cheese.

    When Anonus left to go make out with Central Avenue, Rainbow Dash swooped in and took the entire pizza for herself. Greedy bastard. Then she staged an elaborate plot to plant unicorn DNA at the scene of the crime in order to frame Rarity.

    When Encyclopedia called Rainbow out on her lie, she confessed. But she still don't buy Anonus another cheese pizza, 'cause fuck that guy.
  • Bzzt, wrong, most tribes that engage in cannibal do it for spiritual reasons
    I don't really consider that reasoning any more justifiable on a social scale than an individual. Saying the reason you're doing it is spiritual doesn't change the fact that you're murdering someone (and moreover, substituting the will that used to give meaning to that body with your own and claiming it's the same, if that's not too esoteric a way to put it).

    Now in cases where the victim consents...I believe it still comes out to the same thing, that the agreement is ultimately a coerced one, even if it's a coercion that begins early, goes on for a long time and isn't necessarily carried out by a single person. I don't think just saying "it's murder" is a very useful way to talk about it in that case--it is, but putting it like that isn't going to explain or fix anything.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I discovered the Nostalgia Critic in 2009 or so, and kind of lost interest once I started watching everything else Doug and company host. These days I mainly follow Todd, but I also still check in on the Snob and Linkara when I remember to.
  • Remember the German cannibal case? Apparently the first guy he tried decided at the last minute that he didn't want to be eaten after all, so instead they watched Ocean's Eleven together.
  • That's kinda neat, I didn't know that.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    don't really consider that reasoning any more justifiable on a
    social scale than an individual. Saying the reason you're doing it is
    spiritual doesn't change the fact that you're murdering someone (and
    moreover, substituting the will that used to give meaning to that body
    with your own and claiming it's the same, if that's not too esoteric a
    way to put it).

    Now in cases where the victim
    consents...I believe it still comes out to the same thing, that the
    agreement is ultimately a coerced one, even if it's a coercion that
    begins early, goes on for a long time and isn't necessarily carried out
    by a single person. I don't think just saying "it's murder" is a very
    useful way to talk about it in that case--it is, but putting it like
    that isn't going to explain or fix anything.

    The Victim is dead before they decide on eating them, ie they haven't murdered the victim to eat but have a corpse that needs disposing of. After all, whats life? just a way of keeping meat fresh

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Apparently when Google was running their Street View cameras in the Columbus area in July 2009, they were using both the older, low-resolution cameras and the newer, sharper cameras.

    ...It's weird. These days I kinda take Google Street View for granted but that stuff didn't really even exist until 4 or 5 years ago.
  • Naney: Yeah, but Ravenous would've been more appropriate. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • The Victim is dead before they decide on eating them, ie they haven't murdered the victim to eat but have a corpse that needs disposing of. After all, whats life? just a way of keeping meat fresh

    If you say so. The point is you can't really call it intimate, which is what we were talking about.
  • OM NOM DELICIOUS OHIO MARKERS
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    If you say so. The point is you can't really call it intimate, which is what we were talking about.

    Why not?

  • The sadness will last forever.
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: That intersection has a Wendy's. I'd say that's a good thing, at least. XD
  • The sadness will last forever.
    DERP DERP DERP DERP
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    What is the Telos of Derp?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Telos of Exploitable
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also I just noticed that intersection has a sign that says "YIELD TO BLIND IN CROSSWALK". That strikes me as a bit redundant, given that you're supposed to yield to EVERYONE in a crosswalk.
  • edited 2012-02-04 02:59:52

    What is the Telos of love?

  • what is derp

    a miserable pile of secrets

    but enough talk

    ponies
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...How would that policepony even use that baton? Unicorn magic?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Omg, is it bad that I thought "Hmm thats what is going to happen to [RETRACTED]"?
  • edited 2012-02-04 03:02:19
    I know it's supposed to bring Hannibal Lector to mind, but my first thought was the Joker being taken into Arkham at the beginning of Batman Arkham Asylum.
  • Why not?

    Because of all that stuff I just said. Basically, I don't think you can really be intimate with an inanimate object. Even though the words have a bunch of letters in common.

    what is derp

    a miserable pile of secrets

    but enough talk

    ponies

  • The sadness will last forever.
    Blah blah blah
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Because
    of all that stuff I just said. Basically, I don't think you can really
    be intimate with an inanimate object. Even though the words have a bunch
    of letters in common.

    Its supposed to be a way of gaining the deceased attributes though so I'd say thats intimate


  • The sadness will last forever.
    DAY DAY DAY
  • Batman's really the only competent person in the whole of Gotham. No wonder he's so gloomy.
  • @Whale : What is the Telos of fava beans and a nice chianti?
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