You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Because to some of us it's not "gloriously stupid", and it doesn't help that the musical style is pretty standard tough guy nu-metal/deathcore crap. Being someone who listens to a lot of underground metal, I know for a fact that this is nowhere near as retarded as it can get. It's actually worse if it's trying to be intentionally funny. Dethklok is funnier, and that's saying something.
People who don't understand why people wouldn't like the song are even more confusing."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ugh
I'm never going to achieve my dream of moving to New York and being known for my writing and photography, am I?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
All roads lead to New York, except for the ones that go to California. You just have to keep walking and you'll get there. Unless you end up in California, in which case you're screwed. No one escapes from California.
You plan a week-long vacation to Hollywood. You stay a night, settle in for a bit, make some small talk with the directors, end up at a big premiere party. Next thing you know, you're in your underwear, covered in nose-sugar, with some D-lister smoking out on the balcony or curled up under the sheets, and you're torn between wanting to kill yourself, wanting to kill your agent and wanting to kill the papparazzi.
So you end up going to Downtown LA (and I mean Downtown LA) to make a deal with the Big Boss. And whatever you sacrifice to regain some control of your life, it'll seem innocuous at first. But then it will eat at you and eat at you until you can't even enjoy your freedom. And that's when you don't get cheated outright.
Why do you think Leo DiCaprio never wins any awards? Why Al Pacino's been using the same accent since 1992?
I think the go-to argument when someone suggests “white entertainment television" or “heterosexuality awareness month"- that “every channel is white entertainment television," and the like- is somewhat flawed. Not outright wrong, but I feel like there’s a better argument that’s being ignored. Persons of color, LGBT people, etc. are all very comprised of varied people with drastically different cultural backgrounds. However, they all, in living in the United States, have a shared background in that their group was oppressed for a long time. White or heterosexual people, however varied they might be, do not have any unifying experiences, so “white pride" or “heterosexual pride" pretty much mean nothing.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It works for PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm starting to worry that I buy cheap videogames as a way to fill a deep void in my life.
Probably going to try a quick character next time around. Adon, maybe.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
All roads lead to New York, except for the ones that go to California. You just have to keep walking and you'll get there. Unless you end up in California, in which case you're screwed. No one escapes from California.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
You plan a week-long vacation to Hollywood. You stay a night, settle in for a bit, make some small talk with the directors, end up at a big premiere party. Next thing you know, you're in your underwear, covered in nose-sugar, with some D-lister smoking out on the balcony or curled up under the sheets, and you're torn between wanting to kill yourself, wanting to kill your agent and wanting to kill the papparazzi.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Why do you think Leo DiCaprio never wins any awards? Why Al Pacino's been using the same accent since 1992?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I mean, unless you're a caterer. They always manage to slip under the radar somehow. Probably because they start off miserable and hopeless.
So learn it!
Case in point: Ellie from The Last Of Us. God damn it, Tumblr.
this is why we can't have nice things
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
*Disclosure: All events are fictional, any relation to real events and people aren't intended.