The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Professor Gator: You are familiar with the Noh memething, correct?

    A race of constructs built off of that.

    I have the concept down, I'm just not pulling off the execution very well.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Tre: In Columbus, Insight Communications has channels 4, 6, and 10 on 4, 6, and 10, but has WTTE ("Fox 28") on channel 8. This always drove me insane as a kid.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But what about WRAL-TV?

    ...I know them best for commissioning 615 Music's In-Sink package (here is In-Sink V.1), which KWGN (once a WB O&O, now a CW affiliate) used to use the third version of.
  • edited 2012-02-03 20:56:35
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ^^^Sounds pretty cool. Good luck statting everything out. I probably wouldn't be too good at that, either, to be honest.
  • It's like I just don't know where to start. I don't want to assign arbitrary values to things, but there's no real way to calculate it, either.

    I have this so far, note all of the totally blank lines.

    Neinvolken
    CR:
    XP:
    Neutral Small Construct
    Init
    Senses: Darkvision: 30ft.
    AC:
    HP:
    Fortitude: Reflex: Will:
    DR: Immune: construct traits
    Speed: 30ft.
    Melee: Slam (1d3), Charge Weapon (see table)
    Special Attacks:
    Spell-Like Abilities:
    Ability Scores:
    Base AtK: CMB CMD
    Languages: Neinvolken speak the languages of their creators, as well as Common. Though they rarely say much of anything.
    SQ: Charge Items
    Environment: Any Indoors
    Organization: Solitary, Pair, or Trove (3-8)

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It always amused me that Columbus's CW affiliate (WWHO) was already an affiliate of both UPN and The WB before they became The CW.
  • I barely watch WRAL.

    CBS bores me.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ^^^Hmm. That does look pretty tough. When were you planning to spring them on everybody?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Thanks to Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I've had the cantina music from Star Wars in my head all day.
  • Hmm. That does look pretty tough. When were you planning to spring them on everybody?

    Whenever I happen to DM a game, I suppose.

    I don't, currently. Just doing it for fun.

    I might give it to my DM though, to see if she wants to use it.

  • TreTre
    edited 2012-02-03 21:11:09
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    Cinnamon Toast Crunch is great. My favorite cereal.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Watching videos of Super Punch-Out on YouTube. The music sounds oddly like something from a Dragonball fighting game. Amusingly enough, the player character looks like he wouldn't be out of place in something drawn by Akira Toriyama.
  • see now all the Jack talk makes me think of Jack Noir.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm going through a phase of eating lots of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch but as far as my favorite cereal goes I'mma have to say Cinnamon Life.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I never cared too much for it, compared to the original, though I haven't eaten Cinnamon Life in years.
  • So Anonus, why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
  • edited 2012-02-03 21:27:06
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Because it can make you happier, making a góód time!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    oh god i'd forgotten all about that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • edited 2012-02-03 21:41:40
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sometimes I wish WBNS-TV had used News Source longer. I kind of like it better than This Is Your News (which they have used a "New Millennium" version of since 1998), even though This Is Your News has more Gari-like charm to it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    REVOLUTION
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Wow, Apple seems to really hate the idea of someone using their OS on a non Apple branded computer."

    They also hate the idea of competing systems running on their OSs. 

    Flash and Silverlight are effectively blocked from working on their Mobile systems.
  • edited 2012-02-03 21:44:08
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ How do you keep all this stuff straight?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Unicorn skull
    What if you found one"

    Try to figure out how to utilize the horn's magic. 

    Failing that, sell it to China for big bucks, so they could grind it up and sell it as a powder to help men's wangs.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THE END OF THE WORLD
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lady cassandra

    CA, it's called eight years of interest. And also this. Huge repository of news music.
  • Ooooooooh are we having an apocalypse?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Somehow, having a dream about watching a subconscious-altered version of Dragonheart gave me an idea for an RPG where you play as an orphaned dragon trying to make friends with several members of a dragon-riding wizards' guild. That sounds like it might be an interesting game in the right hands.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THE BEGINNING OF THE NEXT WORLD
  • What's the next world like?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Purple.
  • That sounds okay.

    -sets up civilization-
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Yay purple!

    (tries to join civilization)
  • -appoints Gator Minister of Health in the new civilization-
  • *attempts to join new civilization. Bearing gifts of magicks*
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    As the new Minister of Health, I propose we help set up a defense against any fungus that turns people into zombie snakes. Just in case.
  • -appoints Superspaincat Minister of Sorcery-
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-02-03 22:26:07
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    I revoke my previous claims of sticking with stock Android.


    Time to upgrade this thing to 4.0, or at least, it will be when I finish this episode of The Bad Girls Club.
  • people who complain about awkwardly thrown together elements of the star wars universe have forgotten the true meaning of life day.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Ekansssssss. Ekansssssss.

    (Looks like there was a bit of trouble testing one of the anti-fungus vaccines. Whoops. At least I'm not a zombie.)
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  • Ekans is snake, backwards.


    Arbok is kobra, backwards.


    Now, as for Muk...
  • edited 2012-02-03 22:45:58
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ...Ekanssss.

    (Yes, I know. How silly.)

    Roleplaying aside, would anyone object to me making a thread for something that popped into my head on the way home today? I'm actually a little curious to see what you think about this idea.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No.
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Very well, then.
  • Why can't he, Anonus?

    That's what all the threads here are.

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