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Imipolex G · 2013-06-28 21:45:27

nyan cat.

Misery · 2013-06-28 21:45:44

ronald mcdonald

the fast food husbando

Imipolex G · 2013-06-28 21:48:56

wendy

the fast food waifu

Obā-san · 2013-06-28 21:51:11

http://www.theonion.com/articles/eminem-terrified-as-daughter-begins-dating-man-rai,32989/

Bunny · 2013-06-28 22:15:23

ah luv ewe gais

Imipolex G · 2013-06-28 22:16:01

^^lol

^aww

Bunny · 2013-06-28 22:19:13

poor twi

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-06-28 22:22:55

Bunny said:
ah luv ewe gais

We love you, too, Bunny.

Bunny · 2013-06-28 22:25:57

:D

Tanya · 2013-06-28 22:27:03

I am home, the home of homes.

Imipolex G · 2013-06-28 22:46:18

hi clock.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-28 23:51:33

Usurp power in the US government and undermine the country's values: check. What is next on the gay agenda? :D

Imipolex G · 2013-06-28 23:52:19

be happy!

Princess Alice · 2013-06-28 23:53:46

Dirty Pillows said:
Official Heap Crossdressing Day

I would participate in this

Though really is it still "crossdressing" if I identify as female? idk

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-28 23:54:11

An unused Hellsinker track. :o

Princess Alice · 2013-06-28 23:54:27

Bunny said:

poor twi

Can't she just use magic to make herself taller?

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 00:01:17

Obā-san · 2013-06-29 00:02:29

Central Avenue said:

Dirty Pillows said:
Official Heap Crossdressing Day
I would participate in this

Though really is it still "crossdressing" if I identify as female? idk

...

wait cuz you're a lady and you men's clothing you are crossdressing so you are CROSSDRESSING ALL(most all of) OF THE TIME you naughty person :O

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 00:04:51

:O

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 00:26:19

bizarre sexual behavior

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 00:26:26

subscript out of range

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-06-29 00:32:37

Pangur Bán said:

Central Avenue said:

Dirty Pillows said:
Official Heap Crossdressing Day
I would participate in this

Though really is it still "crossdressing" if I identify as female? idk
...

wait cuz you're a lady and you men's clothing you are crossdressing so you are CROSSDRESSING ALL(most all of) OF THE TIME you naughty person :O

I was thinking the exact same thing!

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:04:57

A trans cross dresser who hasn't changed their body yet is a very convincing one! An unfair advantage.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:06:21

Trauma Center: Alien Monster Sex Change

Bunny · 2013-06-29 01:06:50

Central Avenue said:

Bunny said:

poor twi
Can't she just use magic to make herself taller?

if we learned anything from magic duel, it's that changing a pony's shape is like, really, really hard

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:09:13

What if every man in the world used to be a girl and every woman used to be a boy? Puberty causing a sex change. It would be interesting.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:09:53

Five different sexes to make the egg and two more to fertilize it.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:11:53

Depression or anxiety: is it too difficult to tell the difference? Do you want to solve them both at the same time? Then you'll love our new affordable pre-loaded singe-round pistol! Just point it at your face and pull the trigger!

Bunny · 2013-06-29 01:12:36

Miko said:
What if every man in the world used to be a girl and every woman used to be a boy? Puberty causing a sex change. It would be interesting.

I imagine that trans people would not get nearly as much shit as they do now, because it is incredibly easy to understand that people might want the physical sex that puberty had taken from them

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:14:30

oh noooooo what the fudge is this thing growing out of my ladytunnel, do I have a monster in there?

oh noooooo what happened to my rainbow rod and smile berries and wtf is this another butt?

Princess Alice · 2013-06-29 01:16:50

Bunny said:

Central Avenue said:

Bunny said:

poor twi
Can't she just use magic to make herself taller?
if we learned anything from magic duel, it's that changing a pony's shape is like, really, really hard

Alternative: make the sign shorter

Obā-san · 2013-06-29 01:19:47

Truly an amazing piece of work. Who would have ever thought that such a unique and powerful hiphop album could convey such emotion. The lyrics, the instrumentals, production... all of it was mastered so perfectly. It has honestly changed my life for the better. I am now off drugs, back in college and working part time to support my child.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:22:00

Why is someone's sexuality so all-important instead of just what attracts them.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:22:12

doublepost

Salix Babylonika · 2013-06-29 01:27:14

Pangur Bán said:
Truly an amazing piece of work. Who would have ever thought that such a unique and powerful hiphop album could convey such emotion. The lyrics, the instrumentals, production... all of it was mastered so perfectly. It has honestly changed my life for the better. I am now off drugs, back in college and working part time to support my child.

I really hope this is about Flockavelli.

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 01:29:25

Miko said:
Why is someone's sexuality so all-important instead of just what attracts them.

well now that's an interesting question

Probally because sexuality is the basis for the future of our species. A single friendly fuck can fill a continent with morons in a few centuries

lee4hmz · 2013-06-29 01:31:17

Just watched Todd's latest One-Hit Wonderland.

Someone in the comments mentioned he should do a piece on 1990, and really, I agree. There was a lot of dopey, love-struck adult contemporary on the Hot 100 back then (Amy Grant, of all people, had a #1 hit in 1991!) and someone needs to review it, I think. And I'm saying this as someone who <i>liked</i> a lot of that mess!

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 01:33:50

you're talking about this one, right

I actually used to kind of like this one

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-06-29 01:34:53

Dirty Pillows said:

Miko said:
Why is someone's sexuality so all-important instead of just what attracts them.
well now that's an interesting question

Probally because sexuality is the basis for the future of our species. A single friendly fuck can fill a continent with morons in a few centuries

A final note before I retire: That last sentence is beautiful.

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 01:39:57

I stole it from Robert Anton Wilson. Or paraphrased it, anyway.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:40:33

*hugs for Clean Pillows*

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 01:42:24

Do you want to fluff my clean pillows?

lee4hmz · 2013-06-29 01:43:00

Imi: Yup, that's it. And I still like it, too; indeed, Q94 played most of the singles from Heart in Motion, and I liked all of them.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:43:47

Do you want to fluff my clean pillows?

I do. u_u I wish to fluff your clean pillows and rest my head on them and snuggle and cuddle and purr and maybe share them with you. (◕‿ ◕ ✿)

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:46:32

If I were black I would probably try to have a really big giant afro sometime for fun, just saying.

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 01:47:55

I feel like if I were female I'd probably want to try different hairstyles.

As it is, "guy" hairstyles are too boring to bother about

Obā-san · 2013-06-29 01:48:28

Miko said:
If I were black I would probably try to have a really big giant afro sometime for fun, just saying.

I was thinking this earlier today actually.

Princess Alice · 2013-06-29 01:49:50

I've had an afro before

It's ok, I guess

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-06-29 01:50:09

Clean Pillows you could grow some serious hair and get some biznasty style going. :D

Imipolex G · 2013-06-29 01:51:27

Of course, having a lot of hair is also some trouble to take care of. Could be worth it, though!

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