The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • "croon" is a funny word

    as is "crooning"
  • Mo' said:

    that is genuinely surprising.

    I don't know why; are you just assuming fans of EC are all snobs or something?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I hate whispering in songs

    ...I hate whispering in real life too, now that I think about it
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It would be nice if I could use telepathy and not have to talk. :) I talk really softly usually because it makes me nervous to raise my voice, but sometimes I do anyway because reasons. u_u
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I usually talk quietly.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-06-28 13:57:09
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    I hate whispering in songs

    ...I hate whispering in real life too, now that I think about it

    Man, you would loathe that one Ying Yang Twins song that was nothing but whispering.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    apparently this term has been trademarked

    how odd
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    We would get along so swimmingly irl; it's too bad we are in different places.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tre said:

    I hate whispering in songs

    ...I hate whispering in real life too, now that I think about it

    Man, you would loathe that one Ying Yang Twins song that was nothing but whispering.
    then I will not listen to it
  • Yarrun said:

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    I downloaded this game, did not play it that much though.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-06-28 14:04:24
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    You aren't missing much, DP

    It's mostly just one of the two guys saying "wait till you see my duck" over and over.

    There's a typo in that sentence but it was too good to get rid of.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my duck
  • Duck in a box.
  • Duck Cheney
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Watching season two of Adventure Time.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    John
    Johan
    Johann
    Johannes
    Iohannes
    Jehan
    Jean
    Jeannette (isabella, bring a torch)
    Joan
    Joanna
    Gene
    Eugene
    Shawn
    Sean
    Jonah
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    arenotelicon
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    arenotelicon

    arenotelicon

    arenotelicon


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I only said it once.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It was worth repeating three times.  Three times.  Three times.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    derpficaton machine
  • The sadness will last forever.
    a box of soup
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    androgyny
  • The sadness will last forever.
    apple duck
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    a box of soup

    a box of soup

    a box of soup


  • This is your daily reminder that Andrew Hussie is not racist.

    I wonder what caused people to think he was in the first place...?
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    uhhhhhh what
  • Youtube is celebrating the DOMA ruling

    They're doing it rather poorly (though I've heard good things about the Mackelmore song)
  • edited 2013-06-28 16:02:45
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Areas

    The game has 7 areas, but area 7 is only accessible by entering 2nd
    loop. 2nd loop is accessible by completing the first 6 areas on 1 credit
    and fulfilling one of the following requirements:





    Hachi the giant mechanical bee


    • Loses at most 2 fighters (lives).
    • Depending on the fighter used, have a maximum hit count of at least the following:
    Type A: 270 hits
    Type B: 300 hits
    Type C: 330 hits
    • Score at least 50 million points at the end of the area 6.
    • Collect all 13 bees in four of the six areas.

    The second loop has the same areas, enemy patterns, and bosses as the
    first loop, but the amount of bullets the enemies fire is greatly
    increased. Destroying the area 6 boss in the second loop unlocks a
    secret area where you fight the trademark boss of the series, the giant
    mechanical bee Hachi (蜂; 'bee'). When you defeat it, you will then fight
    Hibachi(火蜂; 'fire bee'), true final boss in DoDonPachi. If it is defeated then the best ending is achieved.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Endings

    Should a player fail to meet the requirements for second loop access,
    he/she is simply congratulated by the DonPachi Corps commander for his
    bravery in battle. No credits will be presented to the player for
    finishing the game this way.

    Should the requirements be met, the commander reveals, in a shocking twist, that the mechanized aliens
    were in fact the pilot's own comrades (the International version of the
    game renders this as a "lost fleet" legendary among cadets) trying to
    actually stop him/her, being aware of the commander's nefarious
    scheme revealed in the true and final ending. Having served its purpose,
    the commander's advanced fleet is ordered to annihilate the pilot, and
    on this premise the second loop of the game begins.

    If the player completes the game once again, this time without any
    kind of requirement except the annihilation of the ultimate fighting
    machine Hibachi, in the true ending the pilot realizes that the
    DonPachi's true goal was to annihilate the human race, owing to its
    deranged commander's idea that mankind was a flawed creation to be
    eradicated from existence. Ironically, the existing problems of
    overpopulation, environmental pollution, and arms races were solved by
    this one-man war. The staff credits appear afterwards.

  • edited 2013-06-28 16:13:32
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Death Label

    Death Label was included with the PS2 port of Dai-Ou-Jou. Death Label
    sets the player against each of the game's bosses in order, with
    maximum power at all times and a full stock of hypers provided before
    each fight. Death Label's difficulty is roughly equivalent to that of
    the normal game's second loop, with a number of alterations made to the
    bosses and their attack pattern.[citation needed]
    The most notable change is made at the end of Death Label, where the
    player fights two versions of the final boss simultaneously. According
    to top players, this is the hardest iteration in the DoDonPachi series
    taking 7 years (from 2003 until 9/18/2010) to clear.[4][5]

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Ending

    After clearing the game's Ura loop, the entirety of the plot is
    revealed: one of the Dolls, EXY, interfaced with the enemy computer
    network at the end of DaiOuJou,
    managing to shut it down but succumbing to madness soon thereafter.
    Overwhelmed by the sea of new information, she turned against her human
    pilot, killing him and herself and becoming the parasitic virtual entity
    detected by DonPachi HQ; still following her original programming, she
    created the Element Daughters and the robotic army featured in the game
    in a desperate attempt to destroy the installation that would start the
    chain of events leading to the Blissful Death Wars - presumably,
    DonPachi Corps HQ itself at the time of the elite squadron's birth.
    Exploiting their deranged plan for salvation, Colonel Longhener
    manipulated the Element Dolls/Daughters into destroying order and
    civilization, convinced of its intrinsic imperfection and aiming towards
    rebuilding it according to his idea of flawlessness (an attempt already
    foiled centuries before by the first DonPachi Squadron). Said ambitions come to an abrupt halt with the destruction of the ultimate fighting machine Hibachi.

    As the pilot jumps back to the future he comes to finally realize
    how, instead of preventing the bloody future depicted in the series, EXY
    Next actually triggered it: he/she is forced to watch,
    powerless, as Longhener is appointed as the commanding officer of the
    DonPachi Corps with the rank of General, the Daughters standing beside
    him - the date being just a few years before the start of the Blissful
    Death Wars. Everything had been for nothing.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is that a shmup plot

    why
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Cave loves to torture their players in every way they can! ^_^
  • There is a person on the EC forums with this as his avatar.
    image
    ***EXASPERATION SOUNDS***
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the president has been kidnapped by ninjas
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Lan lan
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Kexruct said:

    This is your daily reminder that Andrew Hussie is not racist.


    I wonder what caused people to think he was in the first place...?
    People assumed that the CAUCASIAN thing for trickster mode meant that every human in Homestuck was white. Or something.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    There is scarlet mist blocking out the sun because a vampire girl wants to go outside during the day. You are a magical girl. Go beat up the vampire's various servants and climb her mansion.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dr. Wily wants to take over the world again and this time he made another 8 evil robots to help him. You are a robot. Go beat the 8 robot masters and foil the doctor's plans.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Blocks are falling. Arrange them into neat rows. :3
  • Kexruct said:

    Mo' said:

    that is genuinely surprising.

    I don't know why; are you just assuming fans of EC are all snobs or something?
    "assuming" implies I have not spoken, personally, with a number of people who are EC fans and also snobs.
  • Kexruct said:

    This is your daily reminder that Andrew Hussie is not racist.


    I wonder what caused people to think he was in the first place...?
    People assumed that the CAUCASIAN thing for trickster mode meant that every human in Homestuck was white. Or something.
    So having an all white cast makes someone racist?

    Even if the author has expressly stated the cast isn't all white?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The princess got kidnapped by a giant turtle. You are an obese plumber. Save the princess.
  • Mo' said:

    Kexruct said:

    Mo' said:

    that is genuinely surprising.

    I don't know why; are you just assuming fans of EC are all snobs or something?
    "assuming" implies I have not spoken, personally, with a number of people who are EC fans and also snobs.
    Well, so have I, but the majority of the fans aren't. At least, they're not snobs about internet criticism.
  • Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    This is your daily reminder that Andrew Hussie is not racist.


    I wonder what caused people to think he was in the first place...?
    People assumed that the CAUCASIAN thing for trickster mode meant that every human in Homestuck was white. Or something.



    So having an all white cast makes someone racist?

    It does not make one racist per se, but it is quite unfortunate in implication unless the work is set in a place where there logically would not be nonwhites at all, say for instance, medieval Ireland (though there have been African populations in Britain since Roman days, but that's not common knowledge).

    Kexruct said:


    Even if the author has expressly stated the cast isn't all white?



    I think it's more that he said that and then seemed to decide that making everyone white to piss off tumblr was better.

    Hussie has never struck me as the most logical person in the world, though I guess I can't say that with authority.

    Kexruct said:

    Mo' said:

    Kexruct said:

    Mo' said:

    Well, so have I, but the majority of the fans aren't. At least, they're not snobs about internet criticism.

    Maybe not the majority that you interact with, but of all the people I know who are fans of the series (openly anyway), they pretty much all are.

    Just a few days ago a bunch of people were telling Ohmwrecker on twitter that him not liking Rogue Legacy was biased and unprofessional. Based on prior twitter interactions, I know for a fact that a few of said people were EC fans.

    Granted, I only know like, a half dozen EC fans, but I also have no idea how popular the show actually is.

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