The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol j/k but I am pregnant with my bf's baby
  • Miko said:

    Mom... dad... I have something to tell you. I'm a liberal.

    Oh no, the Bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve is my slave name; I prefer Evesha. (the joke being, of course, that the "Eve" in this context is white.)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I hope Hamburger Lady is a robot master in Mega Man 11 but all of the robot masters ever except for Splash Woman have all been Men.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Grapedranquisha
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Watermelondrea
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Friedchickenisha
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Koolaidria
  • The sadness will last forever.
    shipload of duck
  • The sadness will last forever.
    duckload of ship
  • The sadness will last forever.
    your body is a graveyard
  • The sadness will last forever.
    moving is fustatin

    work is moar fustatin
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    get a job miko you lazy piece of garbage
  • The sadness will last forever.
    new audiobooks

    read by microsoft sam
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko you are disgusting
  • The sadness will last forever.
    microsoft steve
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
  • Kexruct said:

    Aesop Rock has a weird voice.

    you spelled awesome wrong
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    tableflip at how yucky miko is
  • The sadness will last forever.
    2005-2009 youtube era
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I will not suicide until I look better but when I look better I will not want to suicide as much.
  • Mo' said:

    Kexruct said:

    Aesop Rock has a weird voice.

    you spelled awesome wrong
    Mind you, I never said I disliked his voice.

    It's honestly what I find most appealing about his songs.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    kill all cucumbers
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko please do not put yourself down like that.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cucumbers are the evilest vegetable
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    plays the guitar and listens to stoner metal and erects a certain self-stimulating fascination with boobs and has soft hands and made a big Mario hack and is about to make Miko the head maid
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko please do not put yourself down like that.
    ok :)
  • Miko please do not put yourself down like that.

    I agree with him. You have several people here who care deeply for you.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ; v ;
  • The sadness will last forever.
    littoad of muck
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    plays the guitar and listens to stoner metal and erects a certain self-stimulating fascination with boobs and has soft hands and made a big Mario hack and is about to make Miko the head maid

    this sounds like a familiar person
  • The sadness will last forever.
    head mouse
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    this sounds like a familiar person
    :) *kiss on the cheek*
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mo' said:

    Kexruct said:

    Aesop Rock has a weird voice.

    you spelled awesome wrong
    It is weird. Doesn't mean it's bad, but it's definitely weird.
  • Idea for that one board game thing I thought up:

    Three meters: Health, Energy, and Food. When Food is higher than zero, Energy recovers automatically. When Food is at zero, Energy drains automatically. When Energy is at zero, Health drains automatically. When the player attacks, he or she rolls two dice, where one determines damage to the opponent and one determines how much energy is drained when the attack is completed. Weapons have two stats- Power and Encumbrance; Power increases the damage dealt, whereas Encumbrance increases the amount of Energy spent attacking.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I used to want to be like Marisa but now I think Sakuya is cooler. :) I think Koishi is the cutest but Reisen is the most attractive.
  • Kexruct said:

    Idea for that one board game thing I thought up:


    Three meters: Health, Energy, and Food. When Food is higher than zero, Energy recovers automatically. When Food is at zero, Energy drains automatically. When Energy is at zero, Health drains automatically. When the player attacks, he or she rolls two dice, where one determines damage to the opponent and one determines how much energy is drained when the attack is completed. Weapons have two stats- Power and Encumbrance; Power increases the damage dealt, whereas Encumbrance increases the amount of Energy spent attacking.
    I quite like this.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sakuya

    knives, pads

    ...my knowledge is deep
  • Kexruct said:

    Idea for that one board game thing I thought up:


    Three meters: Health, Energy, and Food. When Food is higher than zero, Energy recovers automatically. When Food is at zero, Energy drains automatically. When Energy is at zero, Health drains automatically. When the player attacks, he or she rolls two dice, where one determines damage to the opponent and one determines how much energy is drained when the attack is completed. Weapons have two stats- Power and Encumbrance; Power increases the damage dealt, whereas Encumbrance increases the amount of Energy spent attacking.
    I quite like this.
    Heh, thanks. 
  • The sadness will last forever.
    nerf derf
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    flanger
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ...my knowledge is deep
    http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sakuya_Izayoi

    Touhou Wiki is a good place to read. :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sakuya is a friend of Patchouli, well that's good.
  • Further ideas:

    The player has a farm that is tended to by Golems. There are three crops- Sugarwheat, Moonbell, and Crystalroot. Sugarwheat can be baked into Sweetbread, which is used to restore the Food meter. Moonbell vines can be picked and yield Moonbell berries, which can then be processed into  Luna-jam, which restores Health at the cost of Food. Crystalroot can be harvested and when eaten restores Energy.

    Golems can be brought with the player while he or she is exploring, and if the player finds a mine, forest, etc., the Golems can be left behind to gather resources, which can then be crafted. However, in order to craft items, the player must delve into ruins and the like to find weapon, armor, and trinket blueprints.
  • twitter is really, really angry that Ohmwrecker doesn't like Rogue Legacy.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-06-28 01:46:02
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    Activision should sell Crash Bandicoot.

    Ideally Spyro too, but his attachment to one of their cash cows somewhat limits that possibility.

    Either way they are totally sitting on Crash, I feel like he could be legitimately good again if placed in the right hands.
  • I think I have become addicted to honey.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Honey is great. :)
  • Which is why I'm addicted to it.
  • Kexruct said:

    Further ideas:


    The player has a farm that is tended to by Golems. There are three crops- Sugarwheat, Moonbell, and Crystalroot. Sugarwheat can be baked into Sweetbread, which is used to restore the Food meter. Moonbell vines can be picked and yield Moonbell berries, which can then be processed into  Luna-jam, which restores Health at the cost of Food. Crystalroot can be harvested and when eaten restores Energy.

    Golems can be brought with the player while he or she is exploring, and if the player finds a mine, forest, etc., the Golems can be left behind to gather resources, which can then be crafted. However, in order to craft items, the player must delve into ruins and the like to find weapon, armor, and trinket blueprints.



    this sounds more like a video game than a board game.

    learn to program and do pixel art bruh

    Tre said:

    Activision should sell Crash Bandicoot.

    Ideally Spyro too, but his attachment to one of their cash cows somewhat limits that possibility.

    Either way they are totally sitting on Crash, I feel like he could be legitimately good again if placed in the right hands.

    did you know that a bandicoot is a real animal?
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