The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-06-25 16:57:56
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Look at this painting that Jacques Louis-David, Napoleon's personal painter/propagandist, drew of him.
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I want to play video games with Clean Pillows. But he is not a subculture celebrity, so... it is likely to happen, if I don't finally kill myself. ^_^
  • edited 2013-06-25 16:59:41
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    History treats black people really badly!!

    hmm...yeah, you're right

    ^I'M NOT A SUBCULTURE CELEBRITY?????!?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There's a nice storm on the way here, it would appear

    I wonder if I'll catch it on the way to work

    Speaking of which, I think I'm gonna head out soon. Gonna try taking a different route now that one of the roads is open again.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I can't play video games for more than like an hour without being ultra burned out... unless I am practicing the same thing, in which case I can play for hours. :) If I hanged out with Clean Pillows I would probably not play that much video games with him, only some. ^_^
  • We should all get together and have a crappy NES game/pizza party.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    GO DO INCEST WITHOUT ME CA
    I'M NOT A SUBCULTURE CELEBRITY?????!?
    NO but I do not care about celebrityhood much :p
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'd have fun there, Kexruct.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko likes pizza :O

    and also NES games ;_;
  • What I'm saying is, good games are great, but they can never be as fun as bad games.

    One time I played Bible Adventures with a few friends until like three in the morning. It was glorious.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wanna go grocery shopping with Clean Pillows, and do music duets with him, and read all of his books, and internet with him but in the same room, and also give him hugs.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omggggg I could be the head maid of his mansion and he could be my vampire lord :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I would have time and space powers and also many knives.

    http://www.legion34.com/2013/05/16/introduction-to-touhou-12-sakuya/
    Fear not, however, as this dangerous maid has one fatal weakness: knives
    cost money. Being able to store an infinite number of sharp objects is
    cool and all, but only if you can actually afford enough knives. I did a
    bit of math and given that silver knives cost an average of 15 dollars
    each and she can put out around 80 knives at once in the Lunatic mode
    version of her spell card Illusion Ghost “Jack the Ludo Bile”,
    each repetition costs 1200 American dollars. If you actively shoot her,
    she’ll only be able to repeat this process three or so times for a
    conservative total cost of 3600 dollars to use a single spell card.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Embodiment of Scarlet Devil has a dynamic difficulty thingy (similar to what Raizing's games are infamous for) that makes more projectiles appear, and makes them faster, as the player performs better. 80 knives at once could actually be a lot more, I am guessing. ^_^ Also, that is not that many, relatively speaking: observe.
  • One time my friend and I were talking in class and he jokingly called the Book of Mormon "Christian fanfiction" and I said something along the lines of "Hey, easy there, most Mormons I know are incredibly nice people" and the girl sitting in front of me was like "Thank you Tucker" and that made me happy.
  • edited 2013-06-25 17:25:36
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The Bible could be Torah fan fiction. :D

    You go, mister whistleblower!!!! But you shouldn't have exposed yourself. :/ Old-fashioned morals like that are unhelpful when your government is dishonest and corrupt.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ah, Popular

    Here's hoping Font Bureau makes you available for purchase someday

    #in which Anonus misses the point
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    I wanna go grocery shopping with Clean Pillows, and do music duets with him, and read all of his books, and internet with him but in the same room, and also give him hugs.

    I own a lot of books...that could take you a while.

    Hugs are great, though!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Aliroz said:

    The book from which I got all my information about Alex Dumas Sr. was Tom Reiss's The Black Count.  It says it much better than I.

    i will have to check this out.
    And I as well. I knew a little about Dumas père before you described that, but I was unaware of the extent of his importance and impact as well as how far he fell. That is fascinating.
  • i feel ANTICIPATION.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ronald mcdonald takes over everything
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    clowns are cannibals in makeup
  • Kexruct said:

    One time my friend and I were talking in class and he jokingly called the Book of Mormon "Christian fanfiction" and I said something along the lines of "Hey, easy there, most Mormons I know are incredibly nice people" and the girl sitting in front of me was like "Thank you Tucker" and that made me happy.



    well I mean, it kind of is

    but by that same token, the entirety of the new testament and also the Qu'ran are Jewish fanfiction, and the holy books of more or less every Abrahamic religion are Zoroastrian fanfiction.

    can't go half-way on that one.

  • all books are cave painting fanfiction.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    all fiction is life fanfiction
  • reality is math fanfiction
  • The sadness will last forever.
    everything is fanfiction
  • edited 2013-06-25 18:45:30
    The sadness will last forever.
    green screen adventures is a real tv show
  • Frigging Napoleon.

    So, there's a petition for Alexandre Dumas Sr to get a posthumous Legion of Honor award, and you should all sign it. And in case you don't have or don't want to use Google translate (the entire page is in French), here are some helpful vocabulary words.

    Nom= last name
    Prenom = first name
    Pays = country
    Courriel = e-mail address.
  • the French get too much hate

    the Belgians on the other hand....

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze the Alltynex remake is reaaaallly hard, harder than the other two Siter Skain games I beated. Part of it may be the "2.5D graphics" thing, but that is more of a lazy excuse for not being good enough at it since by now I can differentiate projectiles from particle effects. ^_^ Siter Skain can make shmups really difficult without even having bullet hell patterns. I think it has more to do with *very* limited resources, big crowds of fast and durable enemies, and a tendency to have many homing projectiles aimed at the player.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hey, the Belgians have two languages and two cultures.  They make the world's best food.  Belgians are awesome.

    I still am ticked at how the battle of Hastings ended.  Harold should have won and lived a hundred years as the best king ever.  Yeah, I'm a fan of The King's Shadow by Elizabeth Alder, why do you ask?

    That book makes me cry every single time.  It was his fate. Second saddest ending of a book, ever.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    One time my friend and I were talking in class and he jokingly called the Book of Mormon "Christian fanfiction" and I said something along the lines of "Hey, easy there, most Mormons I know are incredibly nice people" and the girl sitting in front of me was like "Thank you Tucker" and that made me happy.

    Thank you, Kexy.
  • edited 2013-06-25 19:13:34
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tripleposttoast.

    Oh yeah, also there was that time that Napoleon took Toussant L'overture's sons hostage (he promised that he was just taking them to France so they and their tutor could negotiate peacefully; and then basically went NOPE LOL HAVE FUN AND BY THE WAY FORGET ABOUT THAT EDUCATION I PROMISED YOU). 

    That was after the time where his guys captured Toussant L'overture at what was supposed to be a neutral diplomatic meeting and put him in a cold jail cell for the rest of his life.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    toast the movie
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    Toastchouli
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Starring Miko, Central Avenue, Aliroz, Anonus, Kextruct and Dirty Pillows.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Starring Miko, Central Avenue, Aliroz, Anonus, Kextruct and Dirty Pillows.

    Produced by Tre, Mo', and Yarrun.
  • Aliroz said:

    Hey, the Belgians have two languages and two cultures.  They make the world's best food.  Belgians are awesome.

     
    the joke here is that the Belgians, Dutch, Flemish, and Luxembourgian all have an inordinate amount of hate for each other considering that no one outside of the low countries can tell them apart.

    "hey man want some Belgian waffles?"

    "what's Belgian about them?"

    "they crumble easily"

  • The Belgians' main crime is going into the 19th century colonial game with such vitriol that even Britain was kind of shocked at its actions. The Belgian Congo was consistently the least decent colony in Africa

    What burns me about what Napoleon did is that racial equality was coming so far and he pushed it back because he was a sensitive little crybaby who couldn't handle being shown up by a man of color. There was hope that was snuffed out. In the Belgian Congo case, in contrast, there was no hope in the first place.
  • that was less a problem with Belgium in general and more the fact that King Leopold was basically the worst European before Hitler came along.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    nom nom nom belgian waffles
  • nom nom nom facism
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Psycho V: Norman comes back
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Modern Belgium is awesome.

    Imperialist Colonial Belgium was almondy.

    (for those who don't know, almondy is the worst insult I can give.).
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