The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I suspect that the extra life seen here is an elaborate hoax by many players across the internets, because I have never seen it once, and even when I imitate these vids, I cannot get it to appear. Thank you Cave, for putting *one* extra life in your game and making its method of appearing sooooooo esoteric that I had to scour the interwebs forevurrrrrrr to figure out how it even appears.

    In Touhou, there are enough extra lives, and they always have clearly established methods of appearing, if they are not simply handed to you at a certain point. This is the way it should be. :/
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ummmm what happened to Dirty Pillows (teehee) I wonder. Is he okay? :o Did he die???? :O Maybe he fell asleep and went straight to work and stayed there...?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Witchcraft

    Coming soon to Central Avenue
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Witchcraft

    Coming soon to Central Avenue

    BURN THE ALICORN

    SHE WILL NOT BRING HER FOUL WITCHERY TO THE LORD'S PLACE THAT IS HEAPER'S HANGOUT
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I bet none of *you* care about him like I do. :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hug* :)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    10:30, Hooters. Thomas Ligotti washes down his chicken wings with huge gulps of his daiquiri. He whistles to the waitress, and orders another round of shots for the table. "Man, it don't get better than this!" he says. I try to bring the conversation back to his work. "So Thomas, about Grimscribe..." He puts a pudgy finger to his bbq sauce-stained lips and shushes me. "Chill out with that stuff bro. It's just books. Not in front of the lay-dees. "Panama" by Van Halen begins to play in the background. Ligotti grins from ear to ear. "Aw shit man, I love this song!"
  • I walked some dogs and had It Wasn't Me (or whatever that song is called) stuck in my head the entire time.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    NEVER FEAR

    DIRTY PILLOWS ARE IS HERE
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D

    *hugs*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~v~ all is okay with the world.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Why are we all of a sudden leaving Vimeo videos all over the heap.

    Statistically speaking, Vimeo is an internet site that has video sharing.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Why did you put that video on autoplay Naney
  • oh i did?


    that was not my intention
  • it is not autoplaying for me?..
  • Wait a minute, Panzer Dragoon here was Naney all along.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Weird, when I first opened the thread it was autoplaying, but now it's stopped
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • my entire family is somewhere other than home right now, and as usual I have no idea where.

    *sigh*

  • So if the various people I've walked dogs for had actually paid me the money they said they would, I would have about 150 dollars right now.

    I have only been paid 40.
  • edited 2013-06-23 17:48:08
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Throw eggs at their house and deflate their car tires!!! :D
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I just tried reading the CWCki again, for the first time in a while. It's just as disgusting as ever; Chris's whole life is basically what would happen if Grossman from "narrator" was real. (I think it says something that Grossman is a one-shot sight gag with no characterization whatsoever beyond being disgusting...)
  • edited 2013-06-23 17:48:52
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ Also ummmm spray paint gendered insults about them on electrical boxes. :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ Reading that stuff is poisonous. We should all pretend that it does not exist.
  • It's like

    No, I don't necessarily mind not being paid a few times; ten dollars per dog for an hour long walk is pretty generous, but I don't like it when people build up my expectations only to let me down. I asked one of the people about being paid today, and he pulled me aside and we actually had a fairly nice talk, but my Takeaway from it was
    1. I was not getting paid by this person.
    2. The reason for this was because- even though I didn't actually take her damned money- my aunt told him that I was selfish and only wanted money from her.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    melancholy
  • Miko said:

    ^^ Reading that stuff is poisonous. We should all pretend that it does not exist.

    I just find it interesting. For what it's worth, the wiki discourages harassing Chris.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I bet your aunt has an evil ant in her butt that is making her be evil. But ummmmmm what if I met her one day and she was like super nice or something? I do wonder. :o Anyway, that does sound like the activities of a butt-ant of evil.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sampling
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Sampling more like trampling. *tramples u sexily*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol im bored *tramples everyone in the whole forum*
  • lee4hmz said:

    I just tried reading the CWCki again, for the first time in a while. 

    don't this

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Mo'! (and also his stupid dog)

    ~rrrrroooooooby-doobydooooooooooooooooooo~
  • edited 2013-06-23 18:21:49
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I trampled Mo''s fuzzy beard in particular. :3
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    10:30, Hooters. Thomas Ligotti washes down his chicken wings with huge gulps of his daiquiri. He whistles to the waitress, and orders another round of shots for the table. "Man, it don't get better than this!" he says. I try to bring the conversation back to his work. "So Thomas, about Grimscribe..." He puts a pudgy finger to his bbq sauce-stained lips and shushes me. "Chill out with that stuff bro. It's just books. Not in front of the lay-dees. "Panama" by Van Halen begins to play in the background. Ligotti grins from ear to ear. "Aw shit man, I love this song!"

    Odradek wins the Post of the Week Award, as sponsored by this charming man/polecat-ferret.


    Wait, nope, tie.
  • I'm very frustrated by this right now.

    I'm being painted as the bad guy even though- and I can't emphasize this enough- I outright refused to take her money.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    There are some superiors with whom you cannot win. I know this from experience. :D You must persevere and be the strong super basket ball playing astronaut that you are!!!
  • edited 2013-06-23 18:33:37
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    (I kind of just made that last part up because stock clichés are funny sometimes ^_^ )
  • Well, you can examine yourself- I don't imagine anyone else would want to: 

    Sad, wheezing and lonely, you are the paragon of late middle-age, with the bulge of your stomach- which seems only yesterday to have been a washboard- spilling over the edges of your trousers like the top of a muffin, and the pallid shine of your bald, bald scalp peeking through your pathetic comb-over, mocking your own sense of social and physical impotence. Your broken-veined face is ruddy and glistening with sweat from the exertion of just walking a few feet, and your weak little lungs puff away, reminding you of everything you've let yourself become incapable of. Looking back on the pointless, monotonous years in which you have merely gone through the motions of living- never enjoying yourself and barely even feeling sad, being so numbed by a life of disappointment- you know that in a world so bleak and bare of emotion for little, bitter people like you there is no reason for going on, and that breathing has merely become a habit. Your promise as a person is spent, and you've done nothing worthwhile with your life. The likelihood is that no-one will come to your funeral, but if that weren't so you wouldn't be at this point. Without even crying, not even with some sort of grim resolve, you empty the bottle of paracetamol you've just bought into your mouth, sit on the floor, and wait as the light fades forever. No-one even tries to stop you. A final twinge of regret grips you in the last moment, but not for this last act- rather for a whole life misspent.


    *** You've died, wondering what the punchline's going to be ***


    But wait...

    You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

    But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

    Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

    On to the next aisle.

    The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

    You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

    There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.
    A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *brings a tray full of breakfast food for Dirty Pillows, wearing a maid outfit*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Why thank you. :)
  • Miko said:

    *brings a tray full of breakfast food for Dirty Pillows, wearing a maid outfit*

    Why would you dress a plate up like a maid? I don't think maid outfits would fit on a plate.
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