The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-06-23 00:12:17
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    She has put you in a double bind and called you selfish despite your behaving reasonably. She does not respect you and she does not deserve your respect. Take it.
  • Kex, it's been a long number of Weeks with this woman. She has been hounding you this entire time, with no respect or empathy for your situation

    There is a time when one should cut their losses. The time is now. Take the money, go home, forget this woman and buy yourself something nice
  • You don't understand. If I do this, all of her friends- and I like her friends- and her husband, who I also like and who treats me respectfully, and my mother will hear about this. And that won't be good.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    She was the one that didn't pay you back, and it's not like you were haranguing her about it. She is in the wrong here.
  • I know. But this will have a ripple effect. I don't want to make a bunch of people hate me because of my aunt's selective use of facts.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-06-23 00:29:21
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    Yeah, honestly it just seems like she made an empty promise and didn't intend to keep it.

    I'd take the money but I'd understand if you didn't want to. Gosh, what a manipulator. Sorry about all this, dude. I know it's tough.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    If they know you then they will see through it.

    I would talk to your mother about this as soon as possible.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-06-23 00:31:00
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    In other news


    this is my new jam
  • edited 2013-06-23 00:30:30
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    If it was not money taken from you and she does not want to give it to you, I don't think she owes it to you. Personally, I would not take it. But, I suppose this is easier to just say than to actually do.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tre said:

    In other news



    this is my new jam
    Won't embed, unfortunately.
  • I fixed it.

    DARE by Gorillaz, if you were curious.
  • Hmm.

    Well, this is kind of an uncouth maneuver, but you could talk to her husband about it.

    If you like him, then I'll assume that he's a reasonable person. If he's a reasonable person, he should be willing to listen to and empathize with your case. Of course, there's the chance that his marital connection will override, which would result in much worse repercussions. But it's an option.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yarrun said:

    Hmm.

    Well, this is kind of an uncouth maneuver, but you could talk to her husband about it.

    If you like him, then I'll assume that he's a reasonable person. If he's a reasonable person, he should be willing to listen to and empathize with your case. Of course, there's the chance that his marital connection will override, which would result in much worse repercussions. But it's an option.

    This, too.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have problems with my grumpy ant too!!! The problem is that she always crawls in my pants when I try to flick her off of my skin.
  • edited 2013-06-23 01:10:31
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That jokes only work if your accent is one where "aunt" and "ant" are homophones
  • edited 2013-06-23 01:11:51
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But this is true of my accent. ^_^ What kind of accent does Miko have? One person here knows who is not Miko, *but only one!!!!!!!!*
  • That jokes only work if your accent is one where "aunt" and "ant" are homophones

    If it doesn't, your accent is WRONG
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    That jokes only work if your accent is one where "aunt" and "ant" are homophones

    If it doesn't, your accent is WRONG
    I flip back and forth. I guess it's a Main Line thing...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Alas, Dirty Pillows must have gone to bed. :/ It is never the same without him.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    That jokes only work if your accent is one where "aunt" and "ant" are homophones


    (you're not helping)

    I wish I knew what to say to this whole aunt business
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We now return to UNICORN PATROL!

    NARRATOR: Unicorns are a rare and beautiful sight, especially in our human realm. But not all who try to claim that beauty and rarity truly deserve it. It's Saturday afternoon in suburban Cleveland, and Sergeant Strawberry Dreams is responding to reports of a suspect impersonating a unicorn.

    (Strawberry walks down a residential neighborhood street, where a pickup truck with a horse trailer attached is parked in front of a house.)

    STRAWBERRY: I'll bet this is where he is.

    (Strawberry approaches the trailer, the cameraman following behind him. Inside is a small pony with a phony horn strapped to her head.)

    STRAWBERRY: Excuse me, ma'am. I'm Sergeant Strawberry Dreams with the Cleveland Police Unicorn Squad. May I have a word with you?

    PONY: ...

    STRAWBERRY: Come on, ma'am. How about you just step out of the trailer for a minute and we can have a little talk?

    PONY: ...

    STRAWBERRY: Ma'am, please, just cooperate. We can get this resolved fairly quickly. Can I have your name?

    PONY: ...

    STRAWBERRY: *sigh*

    (A human man opens the gate of the house and walks around to the trailer.)

    MAN: Is something wrong, officer?

    STRAWBERRY: Do you know this mare, sir?

    MAN: Cloverleaf? Yeah, I've been her trainer for years now. Isn't she sweet?

    STRAWBERRY: Do you have any idea why she might be unwilling to cooperate with me?

    EQUESTRIAN: Unwilling to cooperate?

    STRAWBERRY: Yes. I've been trying to talk to her, but she won't even tell me her name.

    EQUESTRIAN: Well, um, have you considered that might be because she's a horse?

    STRAWBERRY: So?

    EQUESTRIAN: Well, a horse is a horse, of course.

    STRAWBERRY: Of course.

    EQUESTRIAN: And no one can talk to a horse, of course.

    STRAWBERRY: Nonsense. I've been talking to her for five minutes now.

    EQUESTRIAN: Ok, I think you're kinda missing my point.

    STRAWBERRY: Which is...?

    EQUESTRIAN: Cloverleaf can't talk. Most horses can't, here in the human realm.

    STRAWBERRY: ...Oh. Well don't I feel like a jerk now. I apologize, Cloverleaf, I didn't know.

    CLOVERLEAF: *whinny*

    EQUESTRIAN: I think she forgives you.

    STRAWBERRY: Thanks. But we still need to talk about why I'm actually here.

    EQUESTRIAN: What's the matter?

    STRAWBERRY: Well, Cloverleaf here seems to have a false horn attached to her head.

    EQUESTRIAN: Oh, that. She and I are here for my niece's birthday party. She likes unicorns, you see, so I just thought I'd make Clovie a little costume...

    STRAWBERRY: And that's understandable, sir, but as I'm sure you're aware, it is unlawful to impersonate a unicorn in the State of Ohio. I'm going to ask that you remove her horn, please.

    EQUESTRIAN: Can we just keep it on a little bit longer? I'm sure my niece will—

    LITTLE GIRL (off-camera): OH MY GOD A REAL LIVE UNICORN!

    (The camera pans back to the gate, where a little girl with a party hat and a plastic tiara has come from the backyard. She runs up to Strawberry Dreams and gives him a big hug.)

    LITTLE GIRL: You did it! You brought me a unicorn! You're the best uncle ever!

    STRAWBERRY: Ah, no, no! I'm not your unicorn! I'm a police officer! Cloverleaf's your unicorn! She's in the trailer!

    LITTLE GIRL: Don't be silly, Cloverleaf's not a unicorn, she's just a pony with a fake horn strapped to her head!

    EQUESTRIAN: Oh, right, the fake horn. I'll go ahead and take it off.

    STRAWBERRY: No! No! It's fine! Leave it on! I'll just be on my way now!

    EQUESTRIAN: No, no, I don't want Cloverleaf to get in any trouble with the law. I'll take it off.

    LITTLE GIRL: Can I ride you around the block, Mister Unicorn?

    STRAWBERRY: That's Sergeant Unicorn. I mean, Sergeant Strawberry. And I think—I just really should be going, I got stuff to do, hey look there's someone illegally parked down the street and—

    LITTLE GIRL: Oh, come on officer! Nobody I know has even met a unicorn before, and especially not gotten to ride on one! I'll probably never, ever, ever get this chance again!

    (Cut to Strawberry Dreams cantering down the residential street with the little girl on his back, immensely ecstatic.)

    LITTLE GIRL: Whee hee hee! Can you turn on your light?

    Strawberry turns on the blue emergency light on his helmet

    LITTLE GIRL: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I'M RIDING A REAL LIVE UNICORN HERE IN MY OWN NEIGHBORHOOD! THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

    STRAWBERRY (voiceover): It just goes to show, I guess, that sometimes showing a little kindness and compassion for your fellow Clevelanders can work out better than sticking to the hard and fast rules. Even if it means humiliating yourself on national TV.

    NARRATOR: Unicorn Patrol will return after this.

  • If it were socially acceptable dress as Kingdom Hearts characters I might actually be interested in fashion.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sometimes I wish I were interested in fashion

    I like Didones, but not fashion
  • i have lost my Ability Toucan
  • edited 2013-06-23 01:22:21
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    If it were socially acceptable dress as Kingdom Hearts characters I might actually be interested in fashion.
    A lot of the avant-garde "high fashion" stuff is almost equal in how impractical and silly it is, but also cool-looking. :)
  • I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO WEAR POOFY CLOTHES WITH LOTS OF POCKETS OKAY
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    As for Unicorn Patrol, I responded to the previous one with a Mario Sunshine reference
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    That jokes only work if your accent is one where "aunt" and "ant" are homophones


    (you're not helping)

    I wish I knew what to say to this whole aunt business
    See, I keep thinking of things to say, but everyone else more or less says it better than me, so I just don't say anything...

    I guess the result is that it looks like I don't care, which is unfortunate, because I do. >_<
  • edited 2013-06-23 01:26:45
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO WEAR POOFY CLOTHES WITH LOTS OF POCKETS OKAY
    You should cosplay erryday, just like Snoop says!! :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    As for Unicorn Patrol, I responded to the previous one with a Mario Sunshine reference

    OHHH so that's what that was about

    yeah, that's what i get for referencing games i've never played
  • Anonus said:

    That jokes only work if your accent is one where "aunt" and "ant" are homophones


    (you're not helping)

    I wish I knew what to say to this whole aunt business
    See, I keep thinking of things to say, but everyone else more or less says it better than me, so I just don't say anything...

    I guess the result is that it looks like I don't care, which is unfortunate, because I do. >_<
    I'm glad to know both of you care, and I never assumed you didn't.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dirty Pillows didn't say good night. :( What if he had a heart attack and died and left me all alone in the world forever and ever and ever and ever without my sole mate?
  • Miko said:

    Dirty Pillows didn't say good night. :( What if he had a heart attack and died and left me all alone in the world forever and ever and ever and ever without my sole mate?

    Statistically unlikely.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmmm ok :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol dirty pillows XD I still take credit for inspiring this name change even if he says I totally did not!
  • Idea: healing item in RPG that drains food meter

    Because metabolism.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    poop meter
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omg what if Cloud and Barret and Tifa had like bladder points and poop points and whenever they travel a certain distance on the map they have to stop and go pee and poop or they start losing HP? That would be the most hilariously pointless mechanic ever. ^_^ But everyone likes pointless complexity, yes?
  • Pointless complexity only works in a few cases. Almost never in the case of a dramatic or even somewhat serious game.
  • And every 2 hours of gameplay, Tifa gets the 'Period' status and gets a penalty to health and attack because of cramps.

    Note the absence of a 'Berserk' effect.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    TV Tropes told me there is only one toilet in all of Final Fantasy 7 but I realized it is true and that Final Fantasy 6 has FOUR toilets. :3
  • edited 2013-06-23 02:27:44
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Epilogue

    NARRATOR: Chef and Waiterman, the restaurant staff who demanded a customer pay for food he never received, later sent Corporal Cloudkicker some hay to apologize for wasting her time, to which she responded with a note saying "Thanks. This hay's not bad!" As this was the best review anyone had given their food since 2007, Chef celebrated by adding hay as a permanent menu item.

    NARRATOR: No further action was taken against Cloverleaf, the horse suspected of impersonating a unicorn, after her trainer removed her false horn. The trainer's niece, Alexis, became an internet sensation when the video of her riding Sergeant Strawberry through her neighborhood got over 200,000 notes on Tumblr.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Characters should catch the flu sometimes and have to take time off and you need Tissue items to keep them from losing MP in their noses or something.
  • edited 2013-06-23 02:29:21
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh shizzle TV Tropes was wrong. The Shinra building has a toilet too, not just that one bar. Cloud stands on this toilet and climbs into some vents! :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol this sounds like asperger natter in the wiki. I will stop doing this with myself.

    Asperger isn't a thing anymore now it's just autism spectrum so ASD I guess (wow it is the same initials!)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Does the lack of public bathrooms make cottaging more or less deviant...?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh no Cloud caught autism how is goin to beated the boss this time? There is no cure for autism. :o He should be held down and wrapped up in wet cloth forever and ever like they do in France (true story)
  • edited 2013-06-23 02:35:14
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Does the lack of public bathrooms make cottaging more or less deviant...?
    i dunno :o hey guys let's build a cheap cottage for the night that we were carrying around with us and then never use it ever again or even sell it or anything; it just literally sits here.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Cave
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