She also told me a few days ago that she would pay me to walk her dog. Which is pretty cool, but unfortunately she has outright refused to pay me three of the five times I've done it.
Ask her to write down that she will pay you, and then if she doesn't, show her the writing saying that she will. If she won't put it in writing, refuse to walk her dog. If she refuses to pay you after she wrote that she would, then you have evidence against her and can call in a third party or something.
She doesn't deny that she agreed to it; she says that because I lied I don't deserve to be paid.
I was in an anime con today and there were some Mononoke cosplayers and no one knew from what show they were and I was like are you having kids?
Also there was a girl dressed as Reimu and no one knew where she was from either.
I'm assuming that you're referring to the Miyazaki film rather than the series. Because were it the latter, I could understand not getting it. The former, however... you call yourself an anime fan and don't at least recognise the film? For shame.
I presume it means his realm is very safe, as a naked virgin would be considered an "easy target."
he's Genghis Khan.
Contrary to popular belief, Genghis Khan seriously looked down on rape and, outside of the context of wars of conquest, took pride in the notion of his empire being a peaceful and civilised one. And compared to most kingdoms of the time, he was probably right, particularly if we are taking into account how screwed up Europe was at the time.
And let's face it: If Genghis Khan told you not to attack someone, you would listen.
One of the things CK2 has done is rekindle my love of history. I want to find a nice book on the Khanates, it's interesting stuff and while Wikipedia is thorough, I'd like a more narratively-written source.
Contrary to popular belief, Genghis Khan seriously looked down on rape and, outside of the context of wars of conquest, took pride in the notion of his empire being a peaceful and civilised one. And compared to most kingdoms of the time, he was probably right, particularly if we are taking into account how screwed up Europe was at the time.
this is also likely true.
still an odd turn of phrase though. I suppose being translated from medieval Mongolian doesn't help.
I have always found the civilisations of central and western Asia fascinating. People tend to overlook them in favour of, say, Europe or China, but the Mongolians kept some of the most meticulous historical records of the era, and the Georgians were writing epic poems that dwarf Beowulf. I find that thrilling.
There were some grand cities in the Khanates. The last and perhaps most noteworthy was Samarkand in Ferghana, which was built by Timur the Lame and basically looks now like it did five hundred years ago, which is gorgeous. I want to go there, but Uzbekistan is kind of scary...
I was in an anime con today and there were some Mononoke cosplayers and no one knew from what show they were and I was like are you having kids?
Also there was a girl dressed as Reimu and no one knew where she was from either.
I'm assuming that you're referring to the Miyazaki film rather than the series. Because were it the latter, I could understand not getting it. The former, however... you call yourself an anime fan and don't at least recognise the film? For shame.
I meant the show actually, is it really that obscure?
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
Da pimp bandz have won, n' all tha copyists n' tha tribute bandz n' tha TV talent show ballaz have won, if we allow our culture ta be shaped by mimicry, whether from lack of scams or from exaggerated respect. Yo ass should never try ta freeze culture. What you can do is recycle dat culture. Take yo' olda brotherz hand-me-down jacket n' re-style it, re-fashizzle it ta tha point where it becomes yo' own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But don't just regurgitate creatizzle history, or hold art n' noize n' literature as fixed, untouchable n' kept under glass. Da playas whoz ass try ta 'guard' any particular form of noize are, like tha copyists n' manufactured bands, bustin it da most thugged-out shitty disservice, cuz tha only thang dat you can do ta noize dat will damage it aint chizzle it, not make it yo' own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Because then it dies, then itz over, then itz done, n' tha pimp bandz have won
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
Link: Gee, it shizzle is borin round here. King: My fuckin boy, dis peace is what tha fuck all legit warriors strive for! Link: I just wonder what tha fuck Ganonz up to.
*Gwoman flies tha fuck into tha castle on his crazy-ass magic carpet*
Gwoman: Yo crazy-ass majesty, Ganon n' his crazy-ass minions have seized tha island of Koridai! King: Hmmm.. yo. How tha fuck can our crazy asses help? Gwoman: It be written: Only Link can defeat Ganon. Link: Great son! I be bout ta grab mah stuff. Gwoman: There is no time, yo' sword is enough! Link (to Zelda): How tha fuck on some kiss, fo' luck? Zelda: You've gots ta be kidding!
*Gwoman n' Link take ta tha skies on tha magic carpet*
Gwoman: Squadala, we off! Link: Fuck dat shit, what tha fuck is all dem heads? Gwoman: These is tha facez of Evil. Yo ass must conquer each. Link: I guess I'd mo' betta git going. Gwoman: Here is tha map. Where ta you wish ta go?
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
By "object" I of course mean "the immortal slug demon that will rule the world and have an army of willing man-slaves and also make everyone stop being mean and stupid and redo the world to make it less retarded and more fair and pleasant."
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
*Link bangs a Gong, which awakens Zelda*
Zelda: Why'd you do that? Link: I just saved you from Ganon! Supa-Hoe Zelda: Yo ass did not.
*Gwonam magically appears outta thin air*
Gwonam: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again imprisoned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Come biaaatch! Look fo' realz fo' realz. Already Koridai is returnin ta harmony. Da birdz is rappin! Isn't it dope? Link: Golly! Gwonam: As it is written, you, Link, is tha pimp of Koridai! Link: I guess thatz worth a kiss, huh? Zelda: Ha! Link: I won!
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
Mack Harkinian: Zelda, Dude Onkled is under battle from tha evil forcez of Ganon! I be goin ta Gamelon ta aid his muthafuckin ass. Zelda: But father, what tha fuck if suttin' happens ta yo slick ass? Mack Harkinian: I be bout ta take tha Triforce of Courage ta protect me biaaatch! If you don't hear from me up in a month, bust Link. Zelda: Impa! Impa: Don't worry, Zelda. Da Triforce of Wisdom promises tha Mackdaddy will safely return. Mack Harikin: Enough! My fuckin shizzle sails up in tha morning. I wonder whatz fo' dinner? Link: Oh pimp dawwwwg! I be soopa-doopa hungry, I could smoke a Octorok!
Zelda: Oh...a whole month gone, n' still no word! Impa: Don't worry, dearie. I be shizzle he fine! Link: Yeah! That oldschool Ganonz no match fo' tha Mackdaddy! Zelda: Link, git all up in Gamelon n' find mah father. Link: Great son! I be locked n loaded ta take a thugged-out dump on some Dondongos! *Da screen chizzlez again, dis time flashin tha text 'LATER STILL'*
Zelda: Wake up, Impa. We goin ta Gamelon! Impa: All right, dear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be bout ta git tha Triforce of Wisdom.
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
*Da sound of a thugged-out door openin is heard, n' tha Mackdaddy is revealed*
Zelda: Father! Mack Harikin: Yo ass saved me! Fari: Herez tha traitor, yo' majesty! Dude Onkled: Please biaaatch! Yo crazy-ass Omnipotence, have mercy! Mack Harikin: After you've scrubbed all tha floors up in Hyrule, then we can rap bout mercy dawwwwg! Take his ass away! Fari: Yes, mah liege. Zelda: I wonder what tha fuck happened ta Link? Lady Alma: Oh, da thug was a funky-ass bore anyway! Zelda: Quit lookin at yo ass!
*Zelda takes tha mirror Lady Alma is holdin n' throws it accross tha room. Da Mirror shatters, n' Link is busted out from it*
Link: What happened? Zelda: Hehe, nothing, Link. Us thugs was just goin ta git a gangbangin' feast! Link: Great!
*Da Mackdaddy n' Zelda both start laughing. Da screen blanks out. Da end.*
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I downloaded Cave games but they didn't come to my house to prosecute me to the full extent of the jam. :/ It is too bad they only make games for Japan, like only Japanese people should be allowed to play the most hardcore shmups ever.
There were some grand cities in the Khanates. The last and perhaps most noteworthy was Samarkand in Ferghana, which was built by Timur the Lame and basically looks now like it did five hundred years ago, which is gorgeous. I want to go there, but Uzbekistan is kind of scary...
Coooooool.
on another note, even after linguistic drift, "The Lame" is still a very unfortunate nickname.
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
Oh, look, what tha fuck smart-ass children See dem study, peep dem learn How tha fuck I HATE dem goody-goodies, How tha fuck they make mah stomach turn
I've gots a lil secret That'll straight-up make 'em cry It aint nuthin but a nasty kind of magic From a special kind of guy
This book is made ta order But it aint ta be read When they open up dis book, They're sucked inside instead To da most thugged-out unpleasant place they've eva seen: Da magic labyrinth of I.M. Meen! Straight-up freaky n' confusing Destination of MY choosing! Magic labyrinth of I.M. Meheheheheheen! Ha ha ha ha!
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
What if like instead of sex people did guro to reproduce and we made babies by doing body modification where we chain our spouse to a table and operate on them to make babies and then it starts as a seed and has to mutate through five different monster forms before settling into a stable fetus, and during that time, it must feed on the other spouse's digits for sustenance because the nails have mutating genes to mutate the proto-fetuses, so the other spouse has to drink a serum to regrow their fingers and toes all the time?
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one of the reasons we need to invent a time machine is to ask Temujin Genghiskhan what the hell this means.
I suppose that is true.
One of the things CK2 has done is rekindle my love of history. I want to find a nice book on the Khanates, it's interesting stuff and while Wikipedia is thorough, I'd like a more narratively-written source.
this is also likely true.
still an odd turn of phrase though. I suppose being translated from medieval Mongolian doesn't help.
One of the largest cities in Eurasia at the time was in one of the Khanates. I don't know much about them beyond that though.
I suppose it's a consequence of the way world history is taught.
Ever.
In my experience, it really isn't that well known. I've met about 4-5 people who knew about the show, excluding present company
Everyone's got different results with it (see: Mo) but it's been just fine for me both on my older phone and the Nook.
I still haven't watched it though, but at least I recognized the cosplay
King: My fuckin boy, dis peace is what tha fuck all legit warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what tha fuck Ganonz up to.
*Gwoman flies tha fuck into tha castle on his crazy-ass magic carpet*
Gwoman: Yo crazy-ass majesty, Ganon n' his crazy-ass minions have seized tha island of Koridai!
King: Hmmm.. yo. How tha fuck can our crazy asses help?
Gwoman: It be written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great son! I be bout ta grab mah stuff.
Gwoman: There is no time, yo' sword is enough!
Link (to Zelda): How tha fuck on some kiss, fo' luck?
Zelda: You've gots ta be kidding!
*Gwoman n' Link take ta tha skies on tha magic carpet*
Gwoman: Squadala, we off!
Link: Fuck dat shit, what tha fuck is all dem heads?
Gwoman: These is tha facez of Evil. Yo ass must conquer each.
Link: I guess I'd mo' betta git going.
Gwoman: Here is tha map. Where ta you wish ta go?
Zelda: Why'd you do that?
Link: I just saved you from Ganon!
Supa-Hoe Zelda: Yo ass did not.
*Gwonam magically appears outta thin air*
Gwonam: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again imprisoned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Come biaaatch! Look fo' realz fo' realz. Already Koridai is returnin ta harmony. Da birdz is rappin! Isn't it dope?
Link: Golly!
Gwonam: As it is written, you, Link, is tha pimp of Koridai!
Link: I guess thatz worth a kiss, huh?
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
Zelda: But father, what tha fuck if suttin' happens ta yo slick ass?
Mack Harkinian: I be bout ta take tha Triforce of Courage ta protect me biaaatch! If you don't hear from me up in a month, bust Link.
Zelda: Impa!
Impa: Don't worry, Zelda. Da Triforce of Wisdom promises tha Mackdaddy will safely return.
Mack Harikin: Enough! My fuckin shizzle sails up in tha morning. I wonder whatz fo' dinner?
Link: Oh pimp dawwwwg! I be soopa-doopa hungry, I could smoke a Octorok!
*Da screen chizzles, wit tha text 'ONE MONTH LATER' captionin tha transition*
Zelda: Oh...a whole month gone, n' still no word!
Impa: Don't worry, dearie. I be shizzle he fine!
Link: Yeah! That oldschool Ganonz no match fo' tha Mackdaddy!
Zelda: Link, git all up in Gamelon n' find mah father.
Link: Great son! I be locked n loaded ta take a thugged-out dump on some Dondongos!
*Da screen chizzlez again, dis time flashin tha text 'LATER STILL'*
Zelda: Wake up, Impa. We goin ta Gamelon!
Impa: All right, dear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be bout ta git tha Triforce of Wisdom.
Zelda: Father!
Mack Harikin: Yo ass saved me!
Fari: Herez tha traitor, yo' majesty!
Dude Onkled: Please biaaatch! Yo crazy-ass Omnipotence, have mercy!
Mack Harikin: After you've scrubbed all tha floors up in Hyrule, then we can rap bout mercy dawwwwg! Take his ass away!
Fari: Yes, mah liege.
Zelda: I wonder what tha fuck happened ta Link?
Lady Alma: Oh, da thug was a funky-ass bore anyway!
Zelda: Quit lookin at yo ass!
*Zelda takes tha mirror Lady Alma is holdin n' throws it accross tha room. Da Mirror shatters, n' Link is busted out from it*
Link: What happened?
Zelda: Hehe, nothing, Link. Us thugs was just goin ta git a gangbangin' feast!
Link: Great!
*Da Mackdaddy n' Zelda both start laughing. Da screen blanks out. Da end.*
Coooooool.
on another note, even after linguistic drift, "The Lame" is still a very unfortunate nickname.
Siter Skain's games were really easy to buy and download and also order to my house in hard copies!!!! Every shmup should be like that.
See dem study, peep dem learn
How tha fuck I HATE dem goody-goodies,
How tha fuck they make mah stomach turn
I've gots a lil secret
That'll straight-up make 'em cry
It aint nuthin but a nasty kind of magic
From a special kind of guy
This book is made ta order
But it aint ta be read
When they open up dis book,
They're sucked inside instead
To da most thugged-out unpleasant place they've eva seen:
Da magic labyrinth of I.M. Meen!
Straight-up freaky n' confusing
Destination of MY choosing!
Magic labyrinth of I.M. Meheheheheheen!
Ha ha ha ha!