The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • edited 2013-06-22 01:24:24
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I would learn to be a surgeon irl but I'm too dumb to be one.
  • holy carp the Teutonic Knights still exist.

    I mean obvs. they don't do the whole "killing people" thing anymore but that's still kind of impressive.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    HEY TRE (if you're around)

    Should I install CyanogenMod on my Nexus?
  • I am not Trevor Whatevr, however when I had CyanogenMod on my Android all it did was slow it to a crawl, so I'd advise against it.
  • Miko said:

    I would learn to be a surgeon irl but I'm too dumb to be one.

    You'd be smart if you went to >However many years of school and college is needed to become a surgeon, all I know is that it's a lot.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I shudder to think of the monies involved.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I guess also the academic stuff is scary too but I could learn it maybe.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Interning to become a surgeon is apparently hellish.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm tired

    I want Anonus
  • edited 2013-06-22 04:57:29
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    I'm tired


    I want Anonus
    A single name substitution and you have my life...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    aww...
  • I'm tired


    I want Anonus
    A single name substitution and you have my life...
    "You have my Life"

    "You have my Axe"

    "Wait wut"
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    in many ways I am glad I am no longer in a long distance relationship
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This game looks fun.

  • edited 2013-06-22 14:42:29
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    How about we go and un-do the Industrial Revolution?  Or maybe tear down suburbs and urban areas and then turn them back into the swamps.  Also, humans are pests, and any who get too healthy or who live over twenty-years old should be exterminated to keep down the population.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    On second thought, Nah, that sounds like a lot of work.
  • edited 2013-06-22 14:58:11
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Okay, humanity, you may live for the summer.  You have pleased me with this.

    image
  • YAY THE SITE IS BACK
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What do you mean?
  • i had been unable to access the site all day until just now.
  • In other news my aunt is making me feel like shit again.
  • I think the worst part is that she thinks I should be begging for her to forgive me.
  • Does she have any pets you can slaughter in front of her?
  • I had a dream that the bears rose up against us.

    it was terrifying.

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    I think the worst part is that she thinks I should be begging for her to forgive me.

    For what?  You've done nothing wrong.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Man, I am so glad I'm not a mammal or especially a human.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    More books need to feature Tapeworms as protagonists.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I was in an anime con today and there were some Mononoke cosplayers and no one knew from what show they were and I was like are you having kids?

    Also there was a girl dressed as Reimu and no one knew where she was from either.
  • edited 2013-06-22 15:45:48
    Doublepost
  • edited 2013-06-22 15:41:54
    .
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ?
  • She's also angry because one time I said she woke me up at ten o'clock when in reality she woke me up at nine, and because one time I told her I was studying when I was actually just on the internet, and because when one of her friends asked me if I was an honors student, I said yes rather than explaining what a colossal failure this past year has been for me.
  • She also told me a few days ago that she would pay me to walk her dog. Which is pretty cool, but unfortunately she has outright refused to pay me three of the five times I've done it.
  • edited 2013-06-22 16:07:25
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Although over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, he will always enjoy my pies.
  • edited 2013-06-22 16:07:02
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    When my husband drinks excessively, I use this rolling pin to beat him, but we are still very much in love.
  • edited 2013-06-22 16:07:11
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I am famous for my pie making abilities.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    For the last several years, I have relied on prescription medication to make it through the days.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Cherry is a flavor of pie.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Rhubarb is a controversial pie variety.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    LUIGI
  • Luigi in a cat-suit.

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    She also told me a few days ago that she would pay me to walk her dog. Which is pretty cool, but unfortunately she has outright refused to pay me three of the five times I've done it.

    Ask her to write down that she will pay you, and then if she doesn't, show her the writing saying that she will.  If she won't put it in writing, refuse to walk her dog.  If she refuses to pay you after she wrote that she would, then you have evidence against her and can call in a third party or something.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    in the days when I was a young waffle
  • You were never a waffle.

    In other news, I am in a Burger King having to use the neighboring McDonald's Wi-Fi because Burger King's wi-fi is the uselessest.

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