Oh God dammit, there's a TV version of that "Since I switched from FiOS" ad that Comcast has been running on radio. I could rant for pages about what rat bastards Comcast are being with these ads (one of many things: they're comparing their sale prices to Verizon's normal prices).
I GOT FIOS HERE BECAUSE COMCAST SUCKED IN 2010, AND IT SUCKS NOW.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
The way to survive in this game is to intentionally kill yourself so the difficulty doesn't get impossible, while also bombing things to get more lives for more suicides. This seems... unintuitive. I am used to conserving resources in shmups. Still, everyone is like "oh shizzle Battle Garegga is like the best shmup" and I am like "ok" but really it scares me. Also the bullets are like impossible to see because they are grey and the backgrounds are grey? But I guess this was the first shmup to toss crazy bullet patterns all over the place(?), and then Cave would copy it, and then Touhou would copy it, and we all know how that turned out, so...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It proves how easy I am (or was) to please considering that at one point I found Cracked and Penny Arcade funny.
Honestly I do kind of miss PA because at times they're dead on about gaming related stuff but I know being a regular reader of it is rather poisonous and their definition of humor often crosses the new line of acceptability I've drawn about what's funny and what isn't.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Theory: John Cheese may be the best that Cracked has to offer.
John Cheese certainly isn't the worst Cracked has to offer (I'd give that honor to David Wong), but I often feel that he's writing for the wrong website.
Theory: John Cheese may be the best that Cracked has to offer.
John Cheese certainly isn't the worst Cracked has to offer (I'd give that honor to David Wong), but I often feel that he's writing for the wrong website.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It proves how easy I am (or was) to please considering that at one point I found Cracked and Penny Arcade funny.
Honestly I do kind of miss PA because at times they're dead on about gaming related stuff but I know being a regular reader of it is rather poisonous and their definition of humor often crosses the new line of acceptability I've drawn about what's funny and what isn't.
Same thing with Tosh.0.
You have nothing to be ashamed of. Plenty of intelligent people enjoy both.
ok so if this game is literally being developed for PC and then ported to the new consoles... shouldn't there be a PC version? That would be reeaaaaaalllllllly great.
Certain Microsoft employees got super passive-aggressive about the whole "revoking the always-on DRM" thing, so I would not be uber surprised if it was genuine. Nor if it was fake. If they drop the price a few hundred dollars and make the Kinect toggleable as opposed to a necessity, I might actually consider buying one.
Man, if the XBone people came out with arguments like this instead of, well, the middle finger that was the Xbox One promo, they might have actually had a chance. At this rate, there's going to be a faction calling for a reversal of the changes in a few months.
Maybe it was just a case of inexplicably horrible marketing that ignored gamers' feelings.
Man, if the XBone people came out with arguments like this instead of, well, the middle finger that was the Xbox One promo, they might have actually had a chance. At this rate, there's going to be a faction calling for a reversal of the changes in a few months.
Maybe it was just a case of inexplicably horrible marketing that ignored gamers' feelings.
A lot of people are actually pissed about the changes.
The Xbox One, imo, seeks to cater to a different market (or a different set or markets rather) than the 360 and original Xbox did. Namely large families and dedicated, rich-ish "hardcore" gamers who seek technological pinnacles out of their game rather than necessarily engaging gameplay.
I've seen the Xbox One described as "the only console for social people" for one.
I know the people are out there. The first article I read about the XBone recantation had those people in the comments. They just haven't formed a true faction yet. No petitions, no widespread recognition among gamer news and whatnot.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Microsoft decided to launch Windows 95 by having an all-singing, all-dancing party in [Hong Kong's] Times Square.
The press were there in force being hounded by Microsoft public relations girls, marketing executives and little cuties in skimpy tight tops. It was tacky beyond belief.
The coup de grace was the appearance of 12 male and female dancers in leotards prancing around Times Square.
Their job was to leap around while carrying huge pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, which they would gradually attach to a large board.
The idea was the dancers would put the puzzle together and it would spell Windows 95. Sounds simple, but unfortunately Microsoft hadn't quite factored into the equation Hong Kong's notorious ability to get the English language a little askew.
So, as the jigsaw took shape, it became apparent to those watching that they were in fact witnessing the global launch of a piece of software called Mindows 95.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh god my brother got a new phone for his birthday
And he put me in his contacts as "The Princess" with an avatar of Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls Z
Despite New Coke's acceptance with a large number of Coca-Cola drinkers, a vocal minority of them resented the change in formula and were not shy about making that known – again just as had happened in the focus groups. Many of these drinkers were Southerners, some of whom considered the drink a fundamental part of regional identity. They viewed the company's decision to change the formula through the prism of the Civil War, as another surrender to the "Yankees".[24]
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
This kills the man
Just like Naney is my best non-Anony friend ^_^
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Honestly I do kind of miss PA because at times they're dead on about gaming related stuff but I know being a regular reader of it is rather poisonous and their definition of humor often crosses the new line of acceptability I've drawn about what's funny and what isn't.
Same thing with Tosh.0.
John Cheese certainly isn't the worst Cracked has to offer (I'd give that honor to David Wong), but I often feel that he's writing for the wrong website.
John Cheese certainly isn't the worst Cracked has to offer (I'd give that honor to David Wong), but I often feel that he's writing for the wrong website.
Still, third place ain't bad
I find this weirdly relatable somehow
ok so if this game is literally being developed for PC and then ported to the new consoles... shouldn't there be a PC version? That would be reeaaaaaalllllllly great.
Certain Microsoft employees got super passive-aggressive about the whole "revoking the always-on DRM" thing, so I would not be uber surprised if it was genuine. Nor if it was fake. If they drop the price a few hundred dollars and make the Kinect toggleable as opposed to a necessity, I might actually consider buying one.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Maybe it was just a case of inexplicably horrible marketing that ignored gamers' feelings.
A lot of people are actually pissed about the changes.
The Xbox One, imo, seeks to cater to a different market (or a different set or markets rather) than the 360 and original Xbox did. Namely large families and dedicated, rich-ish "hardcore" gamers who seek technological pinnacles out of their game rather than necessarily engaging gameplay.
I've seen the Xbox One described as "the only console for social people" for one.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Could someone link a funny video or something?