The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Kexruct said:

    I don't understand why people hate on Kotaku. It's really good for a website about game criticism.

    For me it's not so much the site itself as it is the users.

    And the confusing-ass comment system but that's a different issue.
  • noooooo not my beautiful face :(

    Cows.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes. My beautiful cow-face.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    You people have forced me to like that show more out of spite.

    Just because I dislike this show doesn't mean you're not allowed to like it. Hell, you can think it's bad and still like it. I like plenty of things that aren't exactly perfect.
  • Aliroz said:

    What show?

    The Big Bang Theory.

    Funny, I just had a discussion with my brother about my unsure feelings about it. The show is legitimately funny but the problem with it is that it's too much of a wonderland for stereotypes for me to handle, and I always feel a little uncomfortable as a result.
  • Mo' said:



    Bazinga.

    I have called a crusade upon your house.
    ...I stopped watching that show really early on. I was messing with Kexruct.

    The crusade is unnecessary.

    Really.
    It's too late.

    the Knights Hospitaller are already on their way.

    anyway, I'm gonna hop over to twitch now (twitch.tv/mojavemusic, as if you needed more reminding) for my stream. I'll see y'all later.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Imipolex G how are you? :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Everyone else also, how is everyone? *makes conversation*
  • Tre said:

    Aliroz said:

    What show?

    The Big Bang Theory.

    Funny, I just had a discussion with my brother about my unsure feelings about it. The show is legitimately funny but the problem with it is that it's too much of a wonderland for stereotypes for me to handle, and I always feel a little uncomfortable as a result.
    I dunno. I don't necessarily like stereotypes but I appreciate that the show treats them with some degree of respect. They're never depicted as maladjusted manchildren just because they play video games, for example.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    http://www.armytimes.com/article/20130614/OFFDUTY02/306140030/New-Xbox-sin-against-all-service-members-

    welp, that's it

    microsoft has officially alienated EVERY SINGLE DEMOGRAPHIC who might have otherwise bought their console
  • edited 2013-06-14 22:48:01
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Big Bang Theory, from what little I have seen, derives like 99% of its humor from stereotypes and sex jokes, which are the lowest forms of humor.
  • this is absolutely ridiculous.

    I can't log in to my own twitch account, it just keeps sending me to the homepage.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That explains why you're not on yet...

    I'm really sorry.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I always got the impression that TBBT has only one joke--"It's funny because Sheldon's an asshole, but he's autistic so that makes it okay!"--that it just tries to tell over and over and it gets grating pretty fast
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    The Big Bang Theory is a fairly decent show, I feel

    It's obviously outclassed by stuff like Seinfeld, but it's better than, say, Modern Family
  • I kinda want to make a thing where it's the antithesis of that, and the autistic (or maybe just socially inept) guy gets called out on it and actually has to deal with the consequences thereof.

    I'd like to deconstruct nerd stereotypes in general but I feel like stuff like the IT Crowd already did.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I almost never watch any TV so I would not know what a typical sitcom is like now.
  • Modern Family is okay too.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    I always got the impression that TBBT has only one joke--"It's funny because Sheldon's an asshole, but he's autistic so that makes it okay!"--that it just tries to tell over and over and it gets grating pretty fast

    Not really. Later on most scenes with Sheldon do lean that way, but early on he's more an egotistical asshole that happens to be (most likely) autistic.

    Of course, at some point the show's resident straight man turned into someone more obnoxious than Sheldon, at which point the show became intolerable...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Well I mean I literally never watch any TV but sometimes I am around a family member who is watching TV.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-06-14 22:57:02
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    My favorite sitcom on TV right now is New Girl, which is as guilty a pleasure as any but still.

    Happy Endings also isn't bad but I don't watch it regularly. I'm not familiar with Modern Family beyond its concept, however.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    television

    it feels so alien to me now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    where is my handsome stallion
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I would change my name to Hamburger Lady but then I would be stuck with that for 3 months.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well, you know I'm going to own The Big Bang Theory soon and cross it over with Twilight :P

    So I got back from Man of Steel

    It was a Superman-branded disaster movie and it was an unevenly/thinly-written one

    Marvel continues to run rings around DC
  • OK finally fucking fixed that.

    so I'm going to go stream now. later.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There he is!

    *glomps*

    Was it at least a fun movie?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Not really
  • edited 2013-06-14 23:14:15
    I think RT should have a different rating for movies that scored between 50 and 59. Calling it "rotten" doesn't really make sense when over half of the critics liked it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I know.

    Maybe "So-So"?
  • I think "Ripe" might fit well given the food metaphors. Not quite fresh but not rotten either.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Rotten Tomatoes will never be good until every critic does a standardized rating system.
  • Odradek said:

    Rotten Tomatoes will never be good until every critic does a standardized rating system.

    Which is to say, never?

    If nothing else I find it a better measure of critical quality for movies than Metacritic, which is limited by its lack of the broad range of possible opinions than RT has.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko or Hamburger Lady, what to choose.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Hamburger Lady" sounds like a cow to me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ROAD WORK AHEAD

    OTHERKIN: NEXT 3 MILES
  • Hamburger Lady makes me think of that new television series I'm watching called "Hannibal"
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://userpages.umbc.edu/~vijay/TG/texts/text6.html
    Genesis busily tells me about the origins (genesis?)
    of "Hamburger Lady" - "We tried to simulate the
    position of a woman who'd been burnt from the waist
    up and in this terminal burns unit in Portland, Oregon.
    They keep her alive and they called her the Hamburger
    Lady because she looked like a hamburger. So we all
    combined to simulate a delirious state and also the ominous
    evil malignancy of when you choose to keep a body
    alive.
    "...By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right
    now of 'qualified technicians', e.g. technicians who can work with her
    and keep their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been
    alternating nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf
    in the oven and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up
    on a potty-chair to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some
    description of these past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen
    since viet napalms. When somebody tells you that there is a level of
    pain beyond which the human mind cannot retain consciousness, please
    tell them to write me. In point of fact this lady has not slept more
    than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to us - that was over two
    weeks ago and, thanks to medical advances, there is no end in sight;
    from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears, nose etc -
    lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her alive. I
    took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright, that
    is
    alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses
    (pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chile-mac at the desk, and
    that did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it
    is."

    -part of a letter sent by Al Ackerman from Portland, Oregon, U.S.A. 1978
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    http://userpages.umbc.edu/~vijay/TG/texts/text6.html

    Genesis busily tells me about the origins (genesis?)
    of "Hamburger Lady" - "We tried to simulate the
    position of a woman who'd been burnt from the waist
    up and in this terminal burns unit in Portland, Oregon.
    They keep her alive and they called her the Hamburger
    Lady because she looked like a hamburger. So we all
    combined to simulate a delirious state and also the ominous
    evil malignancy of when you choose to keep a body
    alive.
    "...By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right
    now of 'qualified technicians', e.g. technicians who can work with her
    and keep their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been
    alternating nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf
    in the oven and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up
    on a potty-chair to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some
    description of these past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen
    since viet napalms. When somebody tells you that there is a level of
    pain beyond which the human mind cannot retain consciousness, please
    tell them to write me. In point of fact this lady has not slept more
    than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to us - that was over two
    weeks ago and, thanks to medical advances, there is no end in sight;
    from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears, nose etc -
    lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her alive. I
    took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright, that
    is
    alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses
    (pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chile-mac at the desk, and
    that did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it
    is."

    -part of a letter sent by Al Ackerman from Portland, Oregon, U.S.A. 1978
    Eeeeyup.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *kisses Imipolex G on the cheek* (⌒‿⌒)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    uh, thanks
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Too much, maybe? I will go back to hugs.
  • ROAD WORK AHEAD


    OTHERKIN: NEXT 3 MILES
    Ah dun geddit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's fine.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Oh maybe hamburger lady was too much for you. u_u
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I should have known it would be too much for you. When I was a certain age, I used to really love this kind of stuff. Maybe because it made me feel less insecure about myself and was fascinating. I still find Throbbing Gristle delightful. :) And I like guro!
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