The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why am I listening to Creed?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So the Boston Marathon conspiracy theorists on Tumblr were passing around a short video clip showing some ambulances lined up on a street before the bombings, saying things like "See, the government planned it all along! They had the ambulances ready to go!"

    Of course, all the sane people were like "You idiots, it was a marathon, they had ambulances on hand in case any runners needed medical treatment!"

    So now they're passing around a news clips from after the bombings that shows a few of the ambulances still lined up. "See? They didn't need the ambulances after all!"

    I find a bizarre sort of amusement in their limitless willingness to change their story the moment someone points out a flaw in it.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I just found out I shouldn't mix alcohol and antidepressants. Maybe this is why I woke up wanting to vomit up all of my guts and die?
  • .....yeah, alcohol's a downer and antidepressants are uppers.

    That was a really, really bad idea.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Dude, for the sake of your liver, you should probably try to avoid feelings of wrath, envy, or the other negative emotions that drive men to action.  You might overstrain it and die. (Thirteenth Century Medical Knowledge).

    In all honesty, I would recommend never doing that again.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    antidepressants > alcohol
  • Off to work then,

  • doctor told me not to shoot the patient.

    I told him I didnt have any patients
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hello goodbye Clock.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I did it two days in a row. ^_^ I want to just collapse and never open my eyes again.

    I hope you have a nice day at work Counterclock.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Imipolex G are you going to work today as well? It seems likely to me. I love you just as much as I do when I'm drinking, you know.

    Someone on a youtube comment board said Touhou doesn't count as a shooting game. I bet it's because it has girls in it. Touhou is my first and favorite. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am not going to work today. I am going to be a useless piece of shit all day and etc.

    Everyone knows girls don't like shooting, it's because they have no natural shooting apparatus.
  • edited 2013-06-14 12:51:29
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I suppose girls do lack a particular "natural shooting apparatus" that boys have. Xp

    Everything in the world that I want or need is hidden behind 10 lbs. of paperwork and a three-month waiting list and a string of fifteen different referrals and week-long waits for a phone call and urls that don't work and prerequisites that I don't meet and four-digit costs and interviews that only perfect people can pass. Some people are adults and can wade through all this; I do not feel that I am such a person. I want new world order!
  • I am going to be livestreaming again tonight.

    No Touhou 14 this time, but I'll be doing Awesomenauts and Super House of Dead Ninjas. I also have a special guest coming on air but I don't want to spoil that.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I suppose girls do lack a particular "natural shooting apparatus" that boys have. Xp

    Everything in the world that I want or need is hidden behind 10 lbs. of paperwork and a three-month waiting list and a string of fifteen different referrals and week-long waits for a phone call and urls that don't work and prerequisites that I don't meet and four-digit costs and interviews that only perfect people can pass. Some people are adults and can wade through all this; I do not feel that I am such a person. I want new world order!

    *hug*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hug* :> *dissolves*
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    I feel bad for whoever is stalking me in the government.


    Indeed.
  • Why

    Why

    Why

    Why is Chris Brown in a song called "Beat It"?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Isn't that Michael Jackson's song
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Isn't that Michael Jackson's song

    I think that only doubles how awful this is.
  • Nope, it's an entirely unrelated song that has the same name.
  • edited 2013-06-14 13:45:22
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Whoops
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Mo' said:

    I am going to be livestreaming again tonight.

    No Touhou 14 this time, but I'll be doing Awesomenauts and Super House of Dead Ninjas. I also have a special guest coming on air but I don't want to spoil that.

    Is it me?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    Nope, it's an entirely unrelated song that has the same name.

    Oh dear.
  • And it sucks too.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I feel so terrible inside and out. x_x
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ...drown them.

    Then drown me for good measure.

    I am going to go watch the new Folding Ideas episode now. Hopefully the generous application of communications theory and dry humour will be able to wash clean my soul.
  • So apparently in Boulder there's a law where you can't own a pet, you're the pet's guardian.

    Way to go guys. You're truly fighting the good fight.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Go home and be a family man.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YOU HEAR THAT, CHUN-LI?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Chun-li is hot.
  • Mo' said:

    Is it me?

    god no.
  • Horse Special.

    Josh, the talking horse.
  • Horse Special.

    Josh, the talking horse.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Mo' said:

    Mo' said:

    Is it me?

    god no.
    You're missing out on my refined videogame commentary, I can quote more than 20 different cartoons.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VALVRAVE YOU HAD TO GO THERE

    YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SATOSHI KON MOVIE VALVRAVE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VALVRAVE YOU HAD TO GO THERE


    YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SATOSHI KON MOVIE VALVRAVE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH
    What did they do...?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I sacrificed a horse earlier today
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VALVRAVE YOU HAD TO GO THERE


    YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SATOSHI KON MOVIE VALVRAVE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH
    What did they do...?
    Let me just say that if they don't explain and deal with the ending events of this episode very carefully next week this is gonna turn out to be That One Vampire Rape Anime
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said: Sredni Vashtar said: Odradek said:GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VALVRAVE YOU HAD TO GO THERE
    YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SATOSHI KON MOVIE VALVRAVE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH

    What did they do...?

    Let me just say that if they don't explain and deal with the ending events of this episode very carefully next week this is gonna turn out to be That One Vampire Rape Anime

    ...isn't
    Valvrave that one goofy mech anime?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VALVRAVE YOU HAD TO GO THERE


    YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SATOSHI KON MOVIE VALVRAVE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH
    What did they do...?
    Let me just say that if they don't explain and deal with the ending events of this episode very carefully next week this is gonna turn out to be That One Vampire Rape Anime
    ...isn't Valvrave that one goofy mech anime?

    Yes it is.

    This is the return of that one genocide twist in Code Geass, except somehow worse.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VALVRAVE YOU HAD TO GO THERE


    YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SATOSHI KON MOVIE VALVRAVE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH
    What did they do...?
    Let me just say that if they don't explain and deal with the ending events of this episode very carefully next week this is gonna turn out to be That One Vampire Rape Anime
    ...isn't Valvrave that one goofy mech anime?
    Yes it is.

    This is the return of that one genocide twist in Code Geass, except somehow worse.


    Oh, this is gonna be gooood.

    And by that, I mean that this is gonna be baaaaad.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    whoa I made a blank post
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now tha serpent was mo' crafty than any of tha wild muthafuckas tha Lord Dogg had made yo. Dude holla'd ta tha biatch, "Did Dogg straight-up say, ‘Yo ass must not smoke from any tree up in tha garden’?"

    Da biatch holla'd ta tha serpent, "We may smoke fruit from tha trees up in tha garden yo, but Dogg did say, ‘Yo ass must not smoke fruit from tha tree dat is up in tha middle of tha garden, n' you must not bust a nut on it, or yo big-ass booty is ghon take a thugged-out dirt nap.’"

    "Yo ass aint gonna certainly die," tha serpent holla'd ta tha biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "For Dogg knows dat when you smoke from it yo' eyes is ghon be opened, n' yo big-ass booty is ghon be like God, knowin phat n' evil."

    When tha biatch saw dat tha fruit of tha tree was phat fo' chicken n' pleasin ta tha eye, n' also desirable fo' bustin wisdom, dat dunkadelic hoe took some n' ate dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch also gave some ta her homeboy, whoz ass was wit her, n' he ate dat shit. Then tha eyez of both of dem was opened, n' they realized they was naked; so they sewed fig leaves together n' made coverings fo' theyselves.

    Then tha playa n' his hoe heard tha sound of tha Lord Dogg as da thug was struttin up in tha garden up in tha def of tha day, n' they hid from tha Lord Dogg among tha treez of tha garden. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But tha Lord Dogg called ta tha dude, "Where is yo slick ass?"

    Dude answered, "I heard you up in tha garden, n' I was afraid cuz I was naked; so I hid."

    And da perved-out muthafucka holla'd, "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck holla'd at you dat you was naked, biatch? Has you done smoked from tha tree dat I commanded you not ta smoke from?"

    Da playa holla'd, "Da biatch you put here wit me-she gave me some fruit from tha tree, n' I ate dat shit."

    Then tha Lord Dogg holla'd ta tha biatch, "What tha fuck iz dis you have done?"

    Da biatch holla'd, "Da serpent deceived me, n' I ate."

    So tha Lord Dogg holla'd ta tha serpent, "Because you have done this,

    "Cursed is you above all livestock
    n' all wild muthafuckas!
    Yo ass will crawl on yo' belly
    n' yo big-ass booty is ghon smoke dust
    all tha minutez of yo' game.
    And I'ma put enmity
    between you n' tha biatch,
    n' between yo' offspring[a] n' hers;
    he will crush yo' head,
    n' yo big-ass booty is ghon strike his heel."

    To tha biatch da perved-out muthafucka holla'd,

    "I'ma make yo' pains up in childbearin straight-up severe;
    wit fucked up labor yo big-ass booty is ghon give birth ta lil' thugs.
    Yo crazy-ass desire is ghon be fo' yo' homeboy,
    n' da thug will rule over yo thugged-out ass."

    To Adam da perved-out muthafucka holla'd, "Because you listened ta yo' hoe n' ate fruit from tha tree bout which I commanded you, ‘Yo ass must not smoke from it,’

    "Cursed is tha ground cuz of you;
    all up in fucked up toil yo big-ass booty is ghon smoke chicken from it
    all tha minutez of yo' game.
    It will produce thorns n' thistlez fo' you,
    n' yo big-ass booty is ghon smoke tha plantz of tha field.
    By tha sweat of yo' brow
    yo big-ass booty is ghon smoke yo' chicken
    until you return ta tha ground,
    since from it you was taken;
    for dust yo ass is
    n' ta dust yo big-ass booty is ghon return."

    Adam named his hoe Eve, cuz dat biiiiatch would become tha mutha of all tha living.

    Da Lord Dogg made garmentz of skin fo' Adam n' his hoe n' clothed em fo' realz. And tha Lord Dogg holla'd, "Da playa has now become like one of us, knowin phat n' evil yo. Dude must not be allowed ta reach up his hand n' take also from tha tree of game n' eat, n' live alllll muthafuckin day." So tha Lord Dogg banished his ass from tha Garden of Eden ta work tha ground from which dat schmoooove muthafucka had been taken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. After da ruffneck drove tha playa out, he placed on tha eastside side of tha Garden of Eden cherubim n' a gangbangin' flamin sword flashin back n' forth ta guard tha way ta tha tree of game.
    Genesis 3, Authorized Gangsta Version

    apologies for blasphemy
  • <a href="http://vomitous420.bandcamp.com/album/empires-of-great-enslavement">Empires of Great Enslavement by VOMITOUS</a>

    new bandcamp players
  • also this ep is slammin
  • like normally im not big on slam but this is brutal and groovy as fuck
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