It bug me that people think that Superman is some sort of Boring Invincible Hero. He makes mistakes, he has flaws, he doesn't have ''all'' the powers, and he loses sometimes. Much better than that Batman tool who is all "I know 200 ways to kill you with my left wrist from this position", has infinite money, and who has this annoying inner monnologue.
Then again, you can make anything sound annoying by saying: "Much better than that _____ tool who is all "_____", has infinite _____, and who has this annoying _____."
Obviously, her Final Smash should be a relaxing Wii Fit session where the other combatants all manage to horribly mangle themselves through no fault of her own.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
at work
break time
i'm thinking it won't be too much longer now, if i can keep up the pace i've been doing
...I think you were joking, but that'd actually work.
I mean, it's a little too similar to Peach's final smash, and it would probably be 'problematic' to have two female characters with relatively pacifistic final smashes, but watching the SSB cast attempting to copy her and fail would be pretty entertaining.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
See, there's a trick.
I can't work faster than everyone, because then I'll finish first and someone else will still have work for me to "help" with.
But I can't work too slow, either, or I'll be here WAY too long.
Done with work, Today's ghosts(plural) were Elvis Presley ghost impersonators, they weren't Evlis Presley impersonators themselves, but in death they decided to pretend to be impersonators of the ghosts of Elvis Presley impersonators.
It was weirder and yet somehow more straight-forward than how I'm putting it.
I think I’m the only person offended by adding Wii Fit Trainer to Smash Bros. It puts focus on fat-shaming fitness culture in a game that should be just about having fun beating up Mario and Mr. Game & Watch. Nah, that doesn’t sit well with me. I don’t care if I’m the only person who feels the way I do, it’s just really shady on Nintendo’s part.
I think I’m the only person offended by adding Wii Fit Trainer to Smash Bros. It puts focus on fat-shaming fitness culture in a game that should be just about having fun beating up Mario and Mr. Game & Watch. Nah, that doesn’t sit well with me. I don’t care if I’m the only person who feels the way I do, it’s just really shady on Nintendo’s part.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
It could just be encouraging gamers who sit in front of the TV or computer a lot (like myself lol) to exercise, for their own health. Exercising is good. :)
I really have to wonder how the Wii Fit trainer even has enough of a cultural presence (cult or mainstream) to merit being in such a game.
It's just....kinda dumb? Like she's not even a fun wacky character like a Phoenix Wright or something obscure and novel like Mr. Game & Watch.
I think the weirdness of her being in there is a large part of why she was included. Also, she is somewhat emblematic of new directions the company has been taking.
I searched her tag, hoping to see the spectacular update art that I've come to expect from the Homestuck fandom. Instead, I find words and screenshots and ask blog posts, endlessly. What art that I have found has either been poor, NSFW, or both (surprisingly, the best piece of art (okay, third best) that I've found so far is firmly in the latter category). And, of course, there's bickering about gender and whatnot, as is standard for tumblr
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It bug me that people think that Superman is some sort of Boring Invincible Hero. He makes mistakes, he has flaws, he doesn't have ''all'' the powers, and he loses sometimes. Much better than that Batman tool who is all "I know 200 ways to kill you with my left wrist from this position", has infinite money, and who has this annoying inner monnologue.
Then again, you can make anything sound annoying by saying: "Much better than that _____ tool who is all "_____", has infinite _____, and who has this annoying _____."
why is wii fit trainer in ssb4
for some reason I'm kind of hoping she's ridiculously overpowered
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And if Wii Fit Trainer is higher than C-Tier, I'm going to do absolutely nothing in protest.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And considering that Phoenix freaking Wright is a fighting game character, it's not like this zaniness is unprecedented.
Still, there's the question of 'who was asking for this?' and 'why does her Final Smash look so hackneyed?'
break time
i'm thinking it won't be too much longer now, if i can keep up the pace i've been doing
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I mean, it's a little too similar to Peach's final smash, and it would probably be 'problematic' to have two female characters with relatively pacifistic final smashes, but watching the SSB cast attempting to copy her and fail would be pretty entertaining.
I can't work faster than everyone, because then I'll finish first and someone else will still have work for me to "help" with.
But I can't work too slow, either, or I'll be here WAY too long.
It's a matter of balance.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It was weirder and yet somehow more straight-forward than how I'm putting it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I really have to wonder how the Wii Fit trainer even has enough of a cultural presence (cult or mainstream) to merit being in such a game.
It's just....kinda dumb? Like she's not even a fun wacky character like a Phoenix Wright or something obscure and novel like Mr. Game & Watch.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
However, I did find this:
Which is a nice bit of promo art.