The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I saw an HVAC truck in traffic just now that said "AIRBENDERS" on it.
  • everybody


    everybody


    everybody wants

    to be

    a cat
  • edited 2013-06-10 17:49:30

    On average, college dropouts make $8,000 a year more than high school graduates without any college, or $100,000 more over their lifetimes.

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  • i got a new library card


    it has a kitty on it


    also i checked out some books and CDs
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :)
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    Ugh

    I seem to have gotten some kind of stomach virus, so I called off work

    Makes me feel lazy

    Cenny you need to stop worrying about stuff like this

    when you need to take a day off you need to take a day off

    People will understand, they probably won't even ask you why you were gone, and even if they do you have a legitimate reason
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    harry potter make me an pot
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    greatest mene of all time
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Epic.Simply epic :)
  • Long Sleeve Magic tricks.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Next one to post gets bullied
  • Robot Tomato..
  • Tomato Potato Hybrid, Half Tomato, Half Potato, 100% Deadly.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Ha ha time to bully.

    You are dumber than your mum. Counterclock? More like CUNTerCOCK
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    you just got HURTFEELINGS and BUTTRANGED ROFLMAO

    "y evryone maks fun of my homosuk sonyc fanficshun ;_;" -u

    HA HA its so ec 2 OWN U i can do it wiz my penis WWWWWWWW
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    "no nohau plz stop owning me" - u
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Rip shiticalcok 2001 2013 got owned 2 hard
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    OK I'll stop now this is getting embarrasing
  • Well of course she's smarter than me, sbe got degrees from graduating college, I'm barely studying art.

    Also, your name twist of mine is alright I guess.

    I guess.

    4/10
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I'll work harder next time, I want to be the best bully there ever was
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Walt Disney Company
  • Anonus said:

    The Walt Disney Company

    Between them and Ubisoft, the things I enjoy seem to wish for me to want summer to pass quickly.
  • edited 2013-06-10 19:27:56
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    really i want to bitch about how they don't seem to think there's a market for their older TV shows
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hey guys just so you know, look forward to a thread where I LP RealMyst and assorted free internet art games in the near future.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Assuming that is interesting to literally a single human being on the planet.
  • Odradek said:

    Hey guys just so you know, look forward to a thread where I LP RealMyst and assorted free internet art games in the near future.

    what's Realmyst about?

    Is it about Cows?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Hey guys just so you know, look forward to a thread where I LP RealMyst and assorted free internet art games in the near future.

    what's Realmyst about?

    Is it about Cows?
    There is an island.

    And it has Myst on it.

    And it is in 3D.

    There are no cows, but butterflies and frogs will make appearances.

    As will bats.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Odradek said:

    Hey guys just so you know, look forward to a thread where I LP RealMyst and assorted free internet art games in the near future.

    color me interested, human
  • i am back.


    my sister is terrible at giving back the computer.
  • In another life, I could be at Dave & Buster's right now. But I planned poorly, and slept terribly, so here I am.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Naney said:

    i am back.



    my sister is terrible at giving back the computer.
    did you punch her in the snout to establish superiority
  • no that would cause her to smash the computer
  • And work is done, today was Alexander the great's ghost.

    He taught me the value of a dream, and then my Rival, Benna', almost tried to steal him and sell 'im to ghost poachers.

    When will people learn that stealing ancient ghosts is no good / sonic.
  • Let me beat and squash you.

    ~hands over fresh beets, and squash~

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I had a dream that I was hanging out with Naney, but it turned out he'd actually time-traveled to 2013 from the Bill Clinton era

    He wore a hoodie the whole time

    And we loitered outside a school and then Naney called a cop in a black SUV a "goddamn punk-ass murdering rapist" for stealing his package of sausages

    In conclusion: dreams are weird

  • And we loitered outside a school and then Naney called a cop in a black SUV a "goddamn punk-ass murdering rapist" for stealing his package of sausages
    wow dream me is a drama queen


    like, more than usual
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney said:

    And we loitered outside a school and then Naney called a cop in a black SUV a "goddamn punk-ass murdering rapist" for stealing his package of sausages
    wow dream me is a drama queen


    like, more than usual
    I think I've been watching too much South Park
  • (*kills Kenny*)
  • edited 2013-06-10 21:38:46
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    image

    this is the worst picture ever
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *throws starfish*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney said:

    (*kills Kenny*)

    You bastard!
  • Bunny said:

    image


    this is the worst picture ever
    jeez i know right.


    the lighting is awful and it's really poorly framed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Bunny said:

    Ugh

    I seem to have gotten some kind of stomach virus, so I called off work

    Makes me feel lazy

    Cenny you need to stop worrying about stuff like this

    when you need to take a day off you need to take a day off

    People will understand, they probably won't even ask you why you were gone, and even if they do you have a legitimate reason
    I guess it is kinda silly of me, considering this is a seasonal job and thus there's really no long-term impact if I accumulate an absence or two

    I just feel really weird when I stay home; as if I'm deliberately letting myself be lazy, even if (as today) I'm in no state to go to work
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Even if it was a permanent job, they should still understand if you have to take a day off

    As long as you inform them in some way that "Hey yo I'm so nauseous that I can't even get up off the couch" they'll be fine with you not coming to work
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and then the Rubik's Cube looked into the Ark of the Covenant
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    First thing I'm going to do when I conquer the world is make everybody wear hats.  Second thing is I will have all almonds and Nooks/Kindles/E-books/Kindle-Fire destroyed.  Third thing is I will disband all the militaries and roads and all those other industrialized crap and I will use the money to make libraries and hat shops and to give all crocodilioforms diplomatic immunity.  Fourth thing, I will disband most of the internet.  Fifth thing, I will outlaw the teaching of French, English, Spanish, and all other common languages in all areas except the home areas of those languages because WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DORKS GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF MY LANGUAGE LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY IS IMPORTANT.  Sixth thing, I will have those who make media offensive to me executed.  Seventh, I will otlaw homosexual marraige everywhere because that's just wrong.  Eighth, I will outlaw heterosexual marriage because that's just wrong.  Ninth, I will outlaw all marriage and will have all humans born out of wedlock decapitated because nobody wants unwed others and the mammals need to be put in their place.

     

    I disapprove of human rights.  Humans don't deserve rights.  They deserve privileges, which can be rescinded in the case of unacceptable behavior (for example, Rattlesnake Roundups, or getting bored after a seven-hour lecture by me on how great the written word is).

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