Conrad Navarro is a champion of the Pageant, a gruesome modern day gladiatorial exhibition held in secret arenas across the globe. Indentured by a cabal of ultra-rich patrons, his world is one of blood and mayhem, an existence where savagery reigns supreme while mercy leads to annihilation. Conrad's sister has vanished while traveling in Mexico. Imogene, a decorated special agent for the FBI, was hot on the trail of a legendary scientist whose vile eugenics experiments landed him on an international most-wanted list. Imogene left behind a sequence of bizarre clues that indicate she uncovered evidence of a Byzantine occult conspiracy against civilization itself -- a threat so vast and terrible, its ultimate fruition would herald an event more inimical to all terrestrial life than mere extinction. Now, Conrad is on the hunt, searching for his missing sister while malign forces seek to manipulate and destroy him by turns. It is an odyssey that will send this man of war from the lush jungles of South America, to the debauched court of an Aegean Prince, to the blasted moonscape of the American desert as he becomes inexorably enmeshed within a web of primordial evil that stretches back unto prehistory. All the while struggling to maintain a vestige of humanity; for Conrad has gazed into an abyss where the light is the darkness, and he has begun the metamorphosis into something more than human
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I was going to use this as the extra stage theme. But I thought the extra stage song should be a little lighter, so I cried and cried and threw it out.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The short version is that this isn't what my inheritance was supposed to be (I'm a bit fuzzy on what that was. I've heard everything from "about $1,000" to "a mansion near Rotterdam", though the latter came from my grandma who is never reliable with these kinds of things), it's what's left after most of the moneyholders in our family went bankrupt as fuck about a year ago, every living relative of the family got a small cut of the family fund pool, weighted to closer relatives (I think Hugh, who is the cousin of the uncle you're talking about, got the most, not sure though). The repercussions are only hitting us lower-downs now.
The things I've seen about "bringing shame unto the family name" are awesomely ridiculous and look like something out of a CK2 game, though. So that's fun.
P.s. I am home, Ding dong, the witch is dead, by which I mean the ghost of the Salem Witches.
Those were the ghosts I had to exorcise today, it was really sad because it turned out not to be the real Salem women who were put to death, but rather victims of a murderer who forced them to dress like the Salem women.
Of course then I teamed with Scooby Doo and he mauled the murderer right in the face.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I keep waking up....
why...
why!!!
yo
Well, you're still cute!
in the spaceship
the silver spaceship
I got my inheritance today.
all $298.78 of it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's a really long story.
The short version is that this isn't what my inheritance was supposed to be (I'm a bit fuzzy on what that was. I've heard everything from "about $1,000" to "a mansion near Rotterdam", though the latter came from my grandma who is never reliable with these kinds of things), it's what's left after most of the moneyholders in our family went bankrupt as fuck about a year ago, every living relative of the family got a small cut of the family fund pool, weighted to closer relatives (I think Hugh, who is the cousin of the uncle you're talking about, got the most, not sure though). The repercussions are only hitting us lower-downs now.
The things I've seen about "bringing shame unto the family name" are awesomely ridiculous and look like something out of a CK2 game, though. So that's fun.
released 7 June 2013?
See you guys on Friday, I can't be here on Thusday.
I took a shower.
Those were the ghosts I had to exorcise today, it was really sad because it turned out not to be the real Salem women who were put to death, but rather victims of a murderer who forced them to dress like the Salem women.
Of course then I teamed with Scooby Doo and he mauled the murderer right in the face.
Quite surprising really.
Hooray shouted the peach farmer.
"You have the right to bear arms"
Hooray shouted the bear.
You can party all night and all day.
yam
But I did.
No, you arre a monster and I will slay yoou.
Like, I feel like I should've accomplished something in seven years, but no, I really haven't. Depressing.
Time.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Now it is gone.