The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 12:44:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  palm mute
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-06-04 13:06:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Nonexistent beer
• Obā-san

  2013-06-04 13:09:02

  
  

  i have lime red bull and 74 cent noodles.
• Princess Alice

  2013-06-04 13:25:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Time to play "guess what was actually being discussed!"

  
  

  (12:13:38 AM) Alicia: I can handle it in small doses.

  (12:13:40 AM) Alicia: Alone.

  (12:13:57 AM) Section42L: I haven't watched it in a while

  (12:14:02 AM) Section42L: but nowadays, I'm agreed with Alicia

  (12:14:06 AM) SF_Sorrow: same here

  (12:14:59 AM) CentralAve: Same here

  (12:15:31 AM) Alicia: Heh, nice.

  (12:15:46 AM) Alicia: With friends I could do around an hour.

  (12:16:04 AM) CentralAve: oh god we're talking like it's a drug

  
  
• Obā-san

  2013-06-04 13:27:20

  
  

  MLP:FIM?
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 13:31:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Heaps of Trash
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-06-04 13:33:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Spoiler:

  South Park
  
  Because I stumbled across this website and it amused me. Anyone who thinks the name "South Park" denotes a good place to visit has clearly never watched the show.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-06-04 13:35:19

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I passed a South Park once, a long time ago, in a land far, far away.
  
  All the kids laughed, of course, and asked whether we could get off the bus and find Kenny.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-06-04 13:35:36

  
  

  Ah. My IRL friend is a big fan.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-06-04 13:47:19

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Earthlight Ray said:

  smokes
  

  I read the whole thing just now and that was strange!! :)
  

  It is, but it pales in comparison to Partydog's other comics in that respect.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-06-04 13:55:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  smokes30 defied what I consider basic facets of human psychology.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 13:56:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I used to kind of like South Park, maybe 6-7 years ago
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-06-04 14:33:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yarrun said:

  smokes30 defied what I consider basic facets of human psychology.
  

  Well, the character in question is strongly implied to be a complete sociopath, so it makes sense.
• Princess Alice

  2013-06-04 14:42:46 edited 2013-06-04 14:43:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  When I was in fourth grade a group of my classmates and I had to design a little diorama of a town for some art project. I don't actually remember the details.
  
  But our town had a park and we thought it was hilarious to name said park "South Park", knowing it would go over our teacher's head. (For added amusement, the park was actually to the north of the town.)
• lee4hmz

  2013-06-04 15:15:36 edited 2013-06-04 15:16:48

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  As I understand it, the area around Fairplay was called "South Park" long before the show started. The name has shown up elsewhere, too; there was a mall near Richmond called "Southpark" (one word) back when I was living in that broadcast area.

  
  

  Also, I keep seeing the tagline for the new Intel CPUs in my email ("Dominance Has Arrived"), and I keep mentally replacing "dominance" with "breasts". Damn you, YGOTAS!
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 15:39:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  wait what
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 15:40:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  also, there's a South Park around here too.
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-06-04 15:44:16

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  wait what
  

  

  
  

  The audio is from YGOTAS, but the video is from something else.
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 16:03:41 edited 2013-06-04 16:08:28

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  People who are allowed to talk smack about the LDS faith:

  
  

  Mormons.

  
  

  Non-Mormons.

  
  

  People who are allowed to chalk crack about the LSD Churus:

  
  

  Pun-slinging drug dealers.

  
  

  People who are not allowed to Chalk Crack about the LSD Churus:

  
  

  Actual drug dealers.
• Obā-san

  2013-06-04 16:04:41

  
  

  Pun-slinging drug dealers.

  
  

  THE MOST NEFARIOUS KIND
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 16:07:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ah, fanfiction.
  
• Misery

  2013-06-04 16:54:24

  The sadness will last forever.

  Benjamin Button
  
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 17:05:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Sat on a mutton.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-06-04 17:07:17

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I've seen bears do things that even a bear wouldn't do
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 17:11:02

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun said:

  I've seen bears do things that even a bear wouldn't do

  
• Tre

  2013-06-04 17:18:49

  
  

  Central Avenue said:

  Spoiler:

  South Park
  
  Because I stumbled across this website and it amused me. Anyone who thinks the name "South Park" denotes a good place to visit has clearly never watched the show.

  But... The theme song! Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptations, AND ample parking day or night (in addition to some unintelligible shit Cartman yells after that)?
  
  Who WOULDN'T want to live somewhere like that?
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 17:21:52 edited 2013-06-04 17:25:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Man, why can't we have avatar galleries here like we do on TvT?

  
  

  I promise I'd only destroy the site 27^27 times.
• Anonus

  2013-06-04 17:28:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Tre said:

  Spoiler:

  South Park
  
  Because I stumbled across this website and it amused me. Anyone who thinks the name "South Park" denotes a good place to visit has clearly never watched the show.

  But... The theme song! Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptations, AND ample parking day or night (in addition to some unintelligible shit Cartman yells after that)?
  
  Who WOULDN'T want to live somewhere like that?
  
  "People spouting 'howdy neighbor!'"
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 17:51:56

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN WILL SOMEPONY PLEASE POST.
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 17:55:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I love Batman!
  
  No not really
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 17:56:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Misery

  2013-06-04 17:58:33

  The sadness will last forever.

  cannibal eating cannibals
  
• Section42L

  2013-06-04 17:59:16

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Hexartes

  2013-06-04 18:01:54 edited 2013-06-04 18:02:06

  Now's as good a time as any, I suppose.

  
  

  ninja'd.
• Misery

  2013-06-04 18:02:45

  The sadness will last forever.

  holy posting!
  
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 18:02:46

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  =/ 

  
  

  edyooyhi;ao oiha swp9;9it e4wp084p8gfvvdwiohwtio;hygoi;g

  14853p9ewdsq7538yeohd0p8oslkwoefiulhkt4qawoi;hknp7qt48waihlkp93648yoihgsz-5q7209pusio;q524893ywe/ q489uwasjlkv9pturiegjsk754tpwai;sd6tw490uohlkd96034wti;jgr-534qyowi4w5eygh
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 18:06:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I just got Super Mario Bros. X to divide by zero
  
  Clearly I am the greatest
  
• Hexartes

  2013-06-04 18:11:36

  Wheatley said:

  holy posting!
  

  Did the Pope visit?
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 18:20:49

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

   asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbfnm

  
  

  Nobody has ever posted that exact sequence of letters.  Ever.
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 18:21:07

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Oh, how'd you do that, Imipolex?
• Aliroz

  2013-06-04 18:21:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Triplepost toast!
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 18:29:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't even know.
  
  First time I've ever seen a piece of software crash that way.
  
• Bunny

  2013-06-04 18:39:06

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  i lvoe stock images

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2013-06-04 18:49:41

  
  

  i ???????
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 18:52:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  mmmm
  
  sandals
  
• Bunny

  2013-06-04 19:09:30

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  

  
  

  oh god perfect
• Hexartes

  2013-06-04 19:11:20

  My aunt is over.

  
  YAY

  
  

  My aunt feels the need to berate me because of my grades.

  
  

  NOT YAY
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-04 19:13:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  KEXRUCT WHY YOU NO HAVE AVATAR
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-06-04 19:14:35 edited 2013-06-04 19:15:05

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  That vid was amazing.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-06-04 19:16:15 edited 2013-06-04 19:16:30

  Imipölex G said:

  KEXRUCT WHY YOU NO HAVE AVATAR
  

  BECAUSE I GOT INTO A BAD ARGUMENT AND I FELT ASHAMED SO I DELETED MY AVATAR AND SIGNATURE AND STOPPED POSTING FOR A FEW DAYS