The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I forgot how to make a sock-puppet.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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    good night everyone
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm reading about ESR (again), and while his politics are annoying and he's said some really dumb things on his blog, the thing that gets me the most is that he ignored what is probably the first law of software development: The software is never done, or: There is always one more bug. Putting forth some bullshit about "maintenance mode" is just saying that you're not interested in maintaining the program and should hand it off to someone else. It's not something any commercial developer would do for software that needs to work.
  • I'M STILL NOT ASLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
  • Mo' said:

    I'M STILL NOT ASLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Count Sheep.

    The vampire sheep.
  • NO

    YOU DON'T UNDERSATND

    *THROWS WATER AT YOU WHILE RAPIDLY VIBRATING THROUGH SPACETIME AND CONSUMING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IN THE VICINITY OF LOWER LITHUANIA!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    News Source > The One & Only
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    At least The One & Only has the cut at 02:36, which is hilarious and doesn't even bother to try to hide the fact that it's synthesized.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mo' said:

    I'M STILL NOT ASLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


  • I'm sorry Cynicalclock that was very uncouth of me.

  • You know, there was a time that I didn't understand the concept of patience.

    "Just waiting" hardly seems like the kind of thing that could accomplish anything, realistically speaking.
    People don't display patience when they're protesting in the streets, they don't display patience when they try to hurry production. Or get workers to go faster.

    To me, back then, patience seemed like the kind of game mechanic, wherein it's a strategy game and you used up all your "moves" for the turn.

    Do you understand why I'm telling this to you.
  • You know, there was a time that I didn't understand the concept of patience.

    "Just waiting" hardly seems like the kind of thing that could accomplish anything, realistically speaking.
    People don't display patience when they're protesting in the streets, they don't display patience when they try to hurry production. Or get workers to go faster.

    To me, back then, patience seemed like the kind of game mechanic, wherein it's a strategy game and you used up all your "moves" for the turn.

    Do you understand why I'm telling this to you.

    Nope! :D

  • So you can know a little bit about me, I felt like sharing. :)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I think that I might have accidentally picked a fight with an angry SJW on Tumblr, but I can't be 100% sure...
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar."

    "Sure, Conradin. Anything."

    "Go to bed. You are becoming loopy."

    "...OK."
  • no don't go to bed

    discuss things with me

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    OK.

    Maybe.

    Just got back from even more not-sleeping.
  • How could they have made Amnesia a better game?

    Make the main character a baby!

    Brilliant~
  • Touhou: The line.


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  • I am a person, with a mind, and yet my intelligence often cheapens the visceral feelings I could produce within myself, as my web of understanding and reasoning catches the problems I have and presents them reasonably and two-sided.

    I really do work against myself it seems, but greater understanding and clarity is better than merely feeling better for a little bit.

    I also take issue of people making fun of stupid people, not fun with them, but at them, and in a deliberate and hurtful manner. If you want me to Godwin my own statement, I take issue with it mostly because the perpetrator is assumed to be making these jokes from a higher intellectual position, Like the nazis who were self-proclaimed to be a "better race" most speculative fiction paints superiority in a position of ultra-moralism, (think of the amount of fiction that paints "Future Aliens as gods" sort of deal) and this is not without it's justification.

    So yes, I'm saying I disbelieve theory of Nazis as the "Master" race because of their observable intellectual and moral level.

    Now I am tired, I may sleep.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Blurf is the best sound effect ever.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hey, Naney.

    Done any breakdancing while juggling glass drums lately?
  • edited 2013-05-28 11:43:37

    no, my life has become a soap opera though.


    Also i am downloading a slam-death cover of Gangnam Style


    it promises to be entertaining.
  • edited 2013-05-28 11:50:37

    Verdict: That was hilarious. Also the sweep picking was rad.


    It was more deathcore than slam though
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    harry potter make me an pot
  • edited 2013-05-28 12:08:37
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Observation:  It is rude to imprison all the fools who called you mad in your dungeon.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • I used to read Word Up! Magazine
  • Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother.
    Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What are you talking about, Quip?
  • He and I were both referencing this song

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is the best path for The Hub to become a companion to Cartoon Network?
  • edited 2013-05-28 13:12:13
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    "We will all hang ten or we will all hang separately."

    Said Benjamin Franklin.

    And then Charles Pinckney brought out the Madeira, and the founding fathers had a big ol' party.  George Washington started breakdancing.




  • edited 2013-05-28 13:12:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, that is not the best path for the hub.



  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost.
  • edited 2013-05-28 13:13:36
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Quadruplepost.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Pentuple post.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    MACARENA

    none of you remember that shit
  • edited 2013-05-28 13:14:23
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Six-post combo.

    Gottta be divisible by three.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nice try
  • Moral try.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    I would like this shirt

    but only if somebody would wear the matching one
  • edited 2013-05-28 13:52:11
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image

    Anyways, why does sleep feel so good?


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm reading an article that Nikki Finke wrote when she was at LA Weekly

    She should write longer-form stuff more often, but probably can't because she runs "lean and mean" Deadline now...
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