The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-05-27 14:13:10

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Bunny said:

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    I just want Sony to sell me their showbiz divisions
  • Bunny said:

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    As a Nintendo fanboy I am quite happy about the Xbox One's failure.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Somehow it amuses me that the Xbox One has been deemed a failure right out of the gate.
  • it does look nice


    but wow everything else about it is so awful
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I discovered this today. I'm going to go make a potato with my brain now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    House Industries redesigned their website
  • There were three guys on a plane.
    One bit into an apple, thought it was too sweet. He threw it out the window.
    The second guy bit into a rock.
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  • edited 2013-05-27 15:28:14
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    why did tom and jerry get married
    Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.
    STRONG AS A TOLIET
  • edited 2013-05-27 15:29:14
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but tom and jerry hate each other

    Also, cow taxys
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Naney said:

    it does look nice


    but wow everything else about it is so awful

    Admittedly, I did read one article on why the whole "used game" thing actually is a pretty decent idea

    but yeah, the ECKSBAWX WUN is pretty terrible
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    what is brown and slow and an animal?

    A BROWN CHIPMUNK OLD GRANNY
    Well, that was enlightening.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Do used games eat into the big video game companies' money that much?

    It seems like the entertainment industry as a whole wants to move away from physical media because that's not as easy to control as digital files with an Internet connection...
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    what do you call a deer with no eyes ears mouth and legs?

    NO I DEER
    NO I DEER HAS NO MOUTH AND IT MUST SCREAM
  • http://www.last.fm/music/Friendzone


    fuck the best moniker of all time has been taken
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Xbox One is such a lame console name
  • I know, right? Why not just call it Xbox Zero? Zero is a cool number.
  • edited 2013-05-27 16:00:04

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    i'm pretty disappionted given how gorgeous it looks.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    It looks like a VCR. This is weird.
  • edited 2013-05-27 16:12:20
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Actual horse kisses would be gross as HELL

    Apparently when horses eat out of your hand, the sensation is actually a really pleasant one. They have very dry, soft, mobile lips. It tickles.

    So I guess a peck on the cheek from a horse would be OK. Weird, but OK.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Gamecube is one of my favourite consoles design-wise. First off, it's purple. It also has a motherfucking handle Jesus Christ. And a giant A button like holy shit you know it does something cool.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i liked g4

    too bad it's become the ungaming channel and it will be renamed soon
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's because G4 was run by idiots and NBCUniversal is run by idiots who think Bravo But For Guys will do better NO IT WON'T BRAVO'S HAD ITS DAY

    NBCUniversal is such a shitty company
  • Consoles i think look really nice:

    NES

    Game Boy (*original*)

    xbox one

    Game Boy Advance SP

    Consoles that make me want 2 barf:

    Wii

    3DS XL

    original DS

    xbox 360
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    What about the newish, funky, it-won't-explode-on-you-this-time-we-promise Xbox 360?

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  • edited 2013-05-27 16:26:31
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ I think it's pretty...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    mungo
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wheatley said:

    mungo

    Django.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Screaming Wiimies fly by my window at night, crash into the glass, leave impressions like fleeting handprints of a stranger on the subway.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Gamecube is an awesome console with great games and an exceptional design.  I mean, it has a handle!

    Anyways, "Hey there, I'm your massive insecurity! Embrace me, love me, you know you're nothing without me!"
  • We should just

    Have a play date for our insecurities.

    And burn the house down when no one's paying attention.

    And move to Montreal. They'll never think to check there.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

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    As usual, Naney had the answer all along.

    Speaking of which, who is this and why are they setting that house on fire?
  • edited 2013-05-27 17:40:40
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    YES!

    That is what we should do with our insecurities (and Montreal is a perfect place to hide from insecurities, as is Cleveland).

    I'm not sure that Shichibukai's insecurities could fit into a single house, though; we'd probably need a whole valley for that.
  • edited 2013-05-27 17:41:16

    idk who it is exactly but sauce

    i want a wallpaper sized version of that so bad.
  • edited 2013-05-27 17:50:02
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Hmm. Guy has a comic. His work looks nice.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is it wrong to feel bad about imaginary media mergers?

    It's just...CBS and Time Warner would apparently be good merger candidates, but I want Time Warner. Still, it feels like ABC Inc and Time Warner is like a whale swallowing a whale, and there are a lot of budding ventures (e.g. Lions Gate, Ctrl+Freak Animation, The Hub, ABC News Now, anything acquired from AMC Networks) that it feels like said merger would quash them with Time Warner's way more established stuff...
  • Remember Annoying Tumblr Social Justice Person #986 that I got into an argument with a while ago? It sucks, because I totally thought of a great thing I should've said to her when I was in that argument, like, a week after the fact.
  • edited 2013-05-27 18:03:56
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    The French have a phrase "The Spirit Of The Stairway" (In French: Esprit d'Escalier). It means the moment when you find the answer, but it's too late.
    You're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party? 

    As you start down the stairway, then - magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. That's the spirit of the stairway.
  • For those who are curious, what I thought of was
    Well, I'll close with this. If you want to take up social justice blogging, you need either humility or a ninth grade education or no one's going to take you seriously.
    'cause she dropped out of high school after four months.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Also another console I think looks pretty good is the Famicom. The Japanese one not the murikkka burger muh freedums NES. Dat sexy as HELL beige/red color scheme. Also it could connect to the Internet and had a mic.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Justice42 said:


    The French have a phrase "The Spirit Of The Stairway" (In French: Esprit d'Escalier). It means the moment when you find the answer, but it's too late.
    You're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party? 

    As you start down the stairway, then - magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. That's the spirit of the stairway.


    Staircase wit. I know this phrase and what it describes well.
  • Justice42 said:


    The French have a phrase "The Spirit Of The Stairway" (In French: Esprit d'Escalier). It means the moment when you find the answer, but it's too late.
    You're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party? 

    As you start down the stairway, then - magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. That's the spirit of the stairway.


    Highly relevant:


  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    By the way, European SNES/Super Famicom > Fat Where are the Burger crying eagle 9/11 never forget le happy merchant you are my greatest ally mericlap SNES
  • edited 2013-05-27 18:15:21
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Kexruct said:

    For those who are curious, what I thought of was

    Well, I'll close with this. If you want to take up social justice blogging, you need either humility or a ninth grade education or no one's going to take you seriously.
    'cause she dropped out of high school after four months.
    Honestly, knowing nothing else about the situation, that seems a bit harsh.

    Though admittedly, I can think of a few infamous social justice warriors whose actions warrant that kind of harshness.
  • edited 2013-05-27 18:16:12

  • Kexruct said:

    For those who are curious, what I thought of was

    Well, I'll close with this. If you want to take up social justice blogging, you need either humility or a ninth grade education or no one's going to take you seriously.
    'cause she dropped out of high school after four months.
    Honestly, knowing nothing else about the situation, that seems a bit harsh.

    Though admittedly, I can think of a few infamous social justice warriors whose actions warrant that kind of harshness.

    I got into an argument and the person was being very rude and condescending.
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