The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why am I obsessed with the Fox network again
  • Justice42 said:

    God is
    also omniscient, so his understanding and connection to each human is
    much different than say...a human's connection to each microbe.   That
    being said, the book of Job sorta takes the idea you're mentioning as an
    example why people shouldn't blame God for bad things that happen to
    him. 

    Not so much that
    we're insignificant to God, more that God is running the entire universe
    and is operating a bit beyond our understanding.

    I kind of wanted to reply to this comment, but I didn't want to taint an otherwise alright thread with silliness, thus is the reason I am replying to it here.

    All I have to say is. "If I were a being of infinite power and understanding, I would certainly make damn sure my existence was quantifiable and couldn't latter be explained away due to the ignorance of how the world works, maybe by making giant space stations or something"

  • I like George Carlin.

    Most of the time.

    I don't, however, like fans of George Carlin.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Fans of George Carlin can be obnoxious

    Trust me, I was one
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    I like George Carlin.


    Most of the time.

    I don't, however, like fans of George Carlin.
    I consider myself a fan of George Carlin.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    George Carlin is most excellent in Bill and Ted
  • Kexruct said:

    I like George Carlin.


    Most of the time.

    I don't, however, like fans of George Carlin.
    I consider myself a fan of George Carlin.
    The kind who think he's some kind of philosopher. Of which, there are many, many more than you might think.
  • Hey kids, do you know what happens when you use language loosely and without fully comprehending the terms?

    "No"

    People die! Or they can lose their jobs, or they can suffer from an incurable cancer.

    "But how"

    Well, Little Sally, and Little Timmy, I don't know, I just find it amusing, you're orphan children now, I drank the blood of your parents last night, I am a vampire.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    I like George Carlin.


    Most of the time.

    I don't, however, like fans of George Carlin.
    I consider myself a fan of George Carlin.
    The kind who think he's some kind of philosopher. Of which, there are many, many more than you might think.
    Well, he does make some very astute, trenchant observations, many of which I strongly agree with. Does that mean that I think him infallible? By no means, and people that take his word as gospel can be asinine. But I would rather use his words as a guiding force in my life than those of most self-appointed gurus and religious figures.

    Admittedly, this says more about the state of religion, philosophy and self-help than about Carlin himself—to whit, the man would never want "followers" of that kind—but still.
  • edited 2013-05-26 21:11:42
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I feel the ambiguity of God" makes some degree of sense for a religion in which belief is valued above anything else.

    Note that I'm not endorsing the "blind faith" form of religion in this case. Though, that works for some people, I don't believe that is a necessary mechanism in this case.
  • It's the same line of reasoning you get when you follow any line of dialogue to its logical course, it's why disliking broad statement labels is such a stupid thing that I didn't feel like accurately describing it.

    "I dislike Carl Sagan fans"

    "Do you dislike Carl Sagan fans as a pretext, or just Carl Sagan fans who are loud and obnoxious and annoying, could it then not logically follow that perhaps you don't dislike them specifically because of a shared like of Carl Sagan and more because of their loud and obnoxious and annoying behavior"

    I wouldn't bother to type this out if I didn't think you all couldn't better yourselves.
  • It's the same line of reasoning you get when you follow any line of dialogue to its logical course, it's why disliking broad statement labels is such a stupid thing that I didn't feel like accurately describing it.

    "I dislike Carl Sagan fans"

    "Do you dislike Carl Sagan fans as a pretext, or just Carl Sagan fans who are loud and obnoxious and annoying, could it then not logically follow that perhaps you don't dislike them specifically because of a shared like of Carl Sagan and more because of their loud and obnoxious and annoying behavior"

    I wouldn't bother to type this out if I didn't think you all couldn't better yourselves.

    The problem is that I feel that the portion of fans of Carlin who are smug ratheist types is far too high.

  • The problem is that I feel that the portion of fans of Carlin who are smug ratheist types is far too high.


    Do you have any statistical numbers to back up this statement?

  • The problem is that I feel that the portion of fans of Carlin who are smug ratheist types is far too high.


    Do you have any statistical numbers to back up this statement?

    what about non statistical numbers

    HUH PUNK?


    HUHHHHH?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I feel guilty for wanting to buy Chrysler now
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Anonus said:

    I feel guilty for wanting to buy Chrysler now

  • Anonus said:

    I feel guilty for wanting to buy Chrysler now

    Only a jury of your peers can actually find you guilty though.

  • The problem is that I feel that the portion of fans of Carlin who are smug ratheist types is far too high.


    Do you have any statistical numbers to back up this statement?

    ....how would I get statistics for this? Do you expect me to conduct a survey? 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ...Yes.

    Do it for science.
  • Kexruct said:


    The problem is that I feel that the portion of fans of Carlin who are smug ratheist types is far too high.


    Do you have any statistical numbers to back up this statement?

    ....how would I get statistics for this? Do you expect me to conduct a survey? 
    GO TO GOOGLE FORMS AND DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    "It's not 
     


    Creepy" 
  • Honestly, that was kind of a diversion on another topic that I don't want to discuss, so let's bring it back onto the actual point I'm trying to make.

    Kex, you're putting too much importance into the label when it's a broad label, thus when you express dislike of that broad label, you sweep up so many people who just so happen to fit into that label.

    It's like people who say they dislike Christians or Catholics because of the christians who quote those passages about "Stoning everyone" or the WBC.

    Broad labels don't differentiate. Your broad statement of dislike for Carlin fans would logically mean you dislike Sredni, which I don't think is true.

    Have I confused you further or cleared anything up?
  • Honestly, that was kind of a diversion on another topic that I don't want to discuss, so let's bring it back onto the actual point I'm trying to make.

    Kex, you're putting too much importance into the label when it's a broad label, thus when you express dislike of that broad label, you sweep up so many people who just so happen to fit into that label.

    It's like people who say they dislike Christians or Catholics because of the christians who quote those passages about "Stoning everyone" or the WBC.

    Broad labels don't differentiate. Your broad statement of dislike for Carlin fans would logically mean you dislike Sredni, which I don't think is true.

    Have I confused you further or cleared anything up?

    Fair enough.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I honestly wasn't sure how many Carlin fans weren't the obnoxious r/atheist types/those who think every word he said was some profound truth...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BANANAS
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    canada
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    This shit is bananas! B-T-Q-U-L-E-F
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    FAN
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    image
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    hehe.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    I honestly wasn't sure how many Carlin fans weren't the obnoxious r/atheist types/those who think every word he said was some profound truth...

    Most aren't. Just a heads up.

    Anyway, moving on...
  • I like his use of non-gender pronouns.

    >Something I would recognize.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Bunny said:

    image

    Hot.

    Cool.
  • I like his use of non-gender pronouns.

    >Something I would recognize.

    I feel like I should be able to turn this into a cheesy pick-up line, but my faculties have failed me in this matter.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THUD
  • Query: Should I use this post to remind you to play 999 or to remind you to read Discworld?
  • The more I see Forsythe's old posts the more I realize that I really don't miss him all that much.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Kexruct said:

    The more I see Forsythe's old posts the more I realize that I really don't miss him all that much.

    Agreed.
  • Who was Forsythe again?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Corporal Forsythe, shown the door at the end of February

    Interesting but also belligerent
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    His webcomic has updated a lot since then, I've noticed

    I still enjoy it
  • "Anonus: And here's the door to the trash heap."
    "Forsythe: That's nice to know."

    YNTKT
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    I just learned that my rabbit was killed last night. 


    :(
    -hugs-

    Anyways, I found the antidote to Johnny Test.  It's Ultimate Spider Man.  Watch episode three on Netflix, and if you don't like that episode, you probably won't like any of them; but, if you like it, it's a good place to start an awesome series.
  • in other news i adore omocat's zelda artwork
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  • edited 2013-05-26 23:33:46
    in other news i adore doubleposts
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