The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well

    You want to buy the rights to The Great Gatsby to destroy it

    Supposedly
  • Mo' said:

    I don't understand how I've managed to get into a game as objectively shitty as Sword Girls.

    Poor taste?
  • Naney said:

    From what i've heard Leonardo DiCaprio's performance was good, but other than that the movie seemed consistently unsure of how true to the source material it wanted to be.

    Pretty much. Leo was okay, but he had no idea what accent he was trying for.
  • edited 2013-05-25 20:03:03
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Justice42 said:

    Though, I'd hope Gatsby and whatever-the-main-guy's-name-was would have some depth.

    It was Nick Callaway, as I recall.
    Mo' said:

    I don't understand how I've managed to get into a game as objectively shitty as Sword Girls.

    The title alone sounds like a hentai.
  • Anonus said:

    Well


    You want to buy the rights to The Great Gatsby to destroy it

    Supposedly
    Wait I do?????????

    Welp, better start saving up money then.
  • Naney said:

    Mo' said:

    I don't understand how I've managed to get into a game as objectively shitty as Sword Girls.

    Poor taste?
    fak u.

    Justice42 said:

    Though, I'd hope Gatsby and whatever-the-main-guy's-name-was would have some depth.

    It was Nick Callaway, as I recall.
    Mo' said:

    I don't understand how I've managed to get into a game as objectively shitty as Sword Girls.

    The title alone sounds like a hentai.



    it's an eTCG.

    it's very dependent on luck and filled with fanservicey card art. Also it's sort of pay-to-win-ish but I've seen much worse in that department.

    It's also poorly translated which is often hilarious, but it's weirdly fun to play and I've managed to somehow endure the grindfest required to get a second deck working.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Mo' said:

    I don't understand how I've managed to get into a game as objectively shitty as Sword Girls.

    I thought that looked decent at first, maybe just because I like trading card games

    then I tried playing it and AHAHAAHAHAHAA no

  • Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    From what i've heard Leonardo DiCaprio's performance was good, but other than that the movie seemed consistently unsure of how true to the source material it wanted to be.

    Pretty much. Leo was okay, but he had no idea what accent he was trying for.
    Oldsportese
  • edited 2013-05-25 20:09:10
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I am going to buy Time Warner, though

    If I beat CBS and LES MOONVES to it anyway

    The things that attract me to Time Warner are probably different from the things that attract Moonves to it...
  • also sometimes you just randomly get items, which are used to craft cards.

    I just got a panda doll because???????????

  • i should watch it with my sister


    our banter over The Last Airbender made it one of the most enjoyable experiences i have ever had watching a film.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I gave a cat doll to my neighbor's daughter for her birthday. It looks just like something out of a fairy tale, doesn't it? The girl started talking to it right away. She even invites it to her little tea parties for conversation.
    An epic tale of conflict and self-discovery
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    I gave a cat doll to my neighbor's daughter for her birthday. It looks just like something out of a fairy tale, doesn't it? The girl started talking to it right away. She even invites it to her little tea parties for conversation.
    An epic tale of conflict and self-discovery
    Epic cuteness.
  • Naney said:

    i should watch it with my sister



    our banter over The Last Airbender made it one of the most enjoyable experiences i have ever had watching a film.
    you and your sister should start a riffing thing.
  • also this game would be a lot more enjoyable if it were optimized better and there was less randomness.

    also if they fired the one artist who crams pantyshots into all of his card art.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mo' said:

    also if they fired the one artist who crams pantyshots into all of his card art.

    All of it?

    Oh my...
  • Mo' said:

    All of it?

    Oh my...



    I read that "oh my" in George Takei's voice for some reason

    but yeah there's obviously a couple artists and one of them isn't as good as the other ones and his arts are way more fanservicey than the others are. Not that the others aren't, it's kind of one of my problems with the game actually, albeit a minor-ish one.

    Granted, maybe I just need to accept that I sometimes enjoy bad things for no particular reason.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Bad stuff can still be fun.
  • also there's a lot of optional like....really weird minigames. There's a thing where you can remove a character card for up to 24 hours (realtime) and collect items, and there's like a dating-sim type one and neither of these are tutorialized particularly well and have no real benefits anyway.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I know how that feels, bro

    But bad things can be so great sometimes
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mo' said:

    Mo' said:

    All of it?

    Oh my...



    I read that "oh my" in George Takei's voice for some reason

    I sometimes say it in imitation of his voice, although I generally say it in a soft, high tone.

    Which given the depth and volume of my voice is probably kind of amusing.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    i should watch it with my sister


    our banter over The Last Airbender made it one of the most enjoyable experiences i have ever had watching a film.
    That's oddly heartwarming.

    Friday and I have a tendency to bail out of movies if they get too bad.

    The Last Airbender lasted until Iroh was on screen. Making it the crown champion of movies we gave up on. Second place is "The Road", where I couldn't get past the unlikely premise that an apocalyptic event would wipe out EVERY FUCKING THING (Animals, Insects, Plants) but somehow leave enough humans to scavenge the wasteland wear everything else is dead. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Mo' said:

    Mo' said:

    All of it?

    Oh my...



    I read that "oh my" in George Takei's voice for some reason

    Headcanon accepted.
  • Mo' said:

    Mo' said:

    All of it?

    Oh my...



    I read that "oh my" in George Takei's voice for some reason

    I sometimes say it in imitation of his voice, although I generally say it in a soft, high tone.

    Which given the depth and volume of my voice is probably kind of amusing.
    I'll be the judge of that.
  • one good thing I will say about Sword Girls is that one of the starter characters, Cinia

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    has the "rich girl who thinks she's better than you" look fucking down.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    i crave human physical contact
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    ?
  • edited 2013-05-25 20:44:07

    i crave human physical contact

    *teleports to bunny's house*

    *hugs*

    *teleports back to my house*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anoooonus you're so cute

    How 'bout a hug or nine
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    nono anonus more liek this

  • *teleports back to bunny's house*

    *asks for pringles*
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    dude i don't have any pringles

    i think i have some better made around here though
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What I should be doing: Homework

    What I am doing: Sitting around doing a sort of half-dance in my chair while I sing along with "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    Mo' said:

    Mo' said:

    All of it?

    Oh my...



    I read that "oh my" in George Takei's voice for some reason

    I sometimes say it in imitation of his voice, although I generally say it in a soft, high tone.

    Which given the depth and volume of my voice is probably kind of amusing.
    I'll be the judge of that.
    Challenge accepted, bitch!

    Also, the recording distorts when I'm speaking in my surprised voice. Sounds like some kind of weird chorus/doubler effect.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-05-25 20:55:41
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    So. I just listened to this:

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    It kicks so much ass. Don't listen to the haters, this is a fantastic album. I can't even pick favorites, the entire thing is great all the way through. If nothing else, though, listen to "Giorgio by Moroder" and you'll see what I mean.

    Also I got a shirt!

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  • Kexruct said:

    Mo' said:

    Mo' said:

    All of it?

    Oh my...



    I read that "oh my" in George Takei's voice for some reason

    I sometimes say it in imitation of his voice, although I generally say it in a soft, high tone.

    Which given the depth and volume of my voice is probably kind of amusing.
    I'll be the judge of that.
    Challenge accepted, bitch!

    Also, the recording distorts when I'm speaking in my surprised voice. Sounds like some kind of weird chorus/doubler effect.
    You have quite a bit of vocal range.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you really love Regular Show don't you
  • dude i don't have any pringles


    i think i have some better made around here though
    I can't have anything but Pringles because of these weird things they put in my mouth that make eating difficult.

    *sigh*

    *teleports back home*
  • edited 2013-05-25 21:00:34
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^ I have a highly flexible voice. Those are just registers that I slip into without really thinking. I can do much weirder and sillier.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    you've got a pretty cool voice, bro
  • Anonus said:

    you really love Regular Show don't you

    Absolutely. I take pride in my shameful obsessions with things.

    It's my favorite thing to hit Cartoon Network since Foster's.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Hey, Tre, you're adorable

    just thought you should know that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
  • i want to be adorable

    *turns into a pygmy marmoset* 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gonna need a bigger boat
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Should I make a mono-Psychic team in Pokémon Online? Y/N
  • in what I assume is part of an ongoing plot to placate me, my stepfather has bought two bricks of Cabot brand doublesharp cheddar cheese for me.

    I cannot deny that these offerings please me, but he is still a douche.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mmmmmmmm, cheese
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Mo' said:

    in what I assume is part of an ongoing plot to placate me, my stepfather has bought two bricks of Cabot brand doublesharp cheddar cheese for me.

    I cannot deny that these offerings please me, but he is still a douche.

    This phrase should not amuse me as much as it does. I'm so sorry.
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