You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Sorry, Mojave. Anything I can do to help besides internet hugs?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The Nostalgia Critic finally reviewed The Tumblr Chronicles
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
...Should I point out the obvious anagram, or should I leave someone else to do it?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children’s laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I thought I was gonna have to pay another $90 for an access code for Pearson MyMathLab for this semester
But I bought a used textbook for $10 on Thriftbooks
And it came complete with unused MyMathLab access code in the front
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
^^^Yeah, it would be...
Why am I obsessed with having ABC Inc gain more scale? It's got just about everything a media conglomerate needs now: a major broadcast network, high-profile cable channels, and a big movie studio...
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you. Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT. I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the furry of my unmstoppable raging wrath
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children’s laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Have you read the book?
Mr. Darcy enjoyed it, but I doubt knowing what was going on at any given time was an issue for him. I wonder if it's not a great stand-alone movie, but a decent adaption non-the-less.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I accidentally saved that picture of the strange looking Miku's who also are done up in KISS make-up to by backgrounds folder and now the four of them are blown up and it's creepy.
the soundtrack was actually pretty poorly regarded as far as I could tell. "$100 Bill" is a decent song but I heard most of the rest of the soundtrack was very unremarkable.
From what i've heard Leonardo DiCaprio's performance was good, but other than that the movie seemed consistently unsure of how true to the source material it wanted to be.
Comments
Wasting my holiday weekend
Ugh
I just woke up and nobody's home.
They're all probably off having fun without me.
This ought to be entertaining
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Stupid seasonal employment
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
well...huh.
hamburger. You raise it to your lips
and take a bite. Your eye twitches
involuntarily. Across the street a
father of three falls down the stairs.
You swallow and look down at the
hamburger in your hands. I give you
a hamburger. You swallow and look
down at the hamburger in your
hands. You cannot swallow. There are
children at the top of the stairs. A
pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I
give you a hamburger. You look at my
face, and I am pleading with you. The
children are crying now. You raise the
hamburger to your lips, tears stream
down your face as you take a bite. I
give you a hamburger. You are on
your knees. You plead with me to go
across the street. I hear only
children’s laughter. I give you a
hamburger. You are screaming as you
fall down the stairs. I am your child.
You cannot see anything. You take a
bite of the hamburger. The concrete
rushes up to meet you. You awake
with a start in your own bed. Your eye
twitches involuntarily. I give you a
hamburger. As you kill me, I do not
make a sound. I give you a
hamburger.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Very ebin!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
#rekt #sorrynotsorry #shotsfired
this is a joke? You think giving me lip
is a good idea? I'll fucking murder
you.
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so
funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna
talk like that to me why don't you
come here and say it to me face so I
can answer your insults with a swift
fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to
say from hundreds of miles away but I
bet if my fists were in reach of your
face you would be like a tv on mute
with no volume button. So do yourself
a favor and keep your mouth shut
unless you want to die. Next time you
think about saying something like that
to me I want you to remember one
thing. I know the guy that created
google maps and I can locate you in
the time it took me to type this. Don't
want anymore problems.... didn't
think so faggot. You have any idea
what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in
the US Marine Core and I perfected it.
I'm fully capable of using it on you
motherfuckers. Do you know the
dander your in if I find you? I am
100$ serious. Bunch of god damn
newfaf loser here and I will not have
it. At least I've had sex, had
girlfriends, and gotten laid, and
blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of
unpatriotic SHIT.
I will not tolerate any more of you
faggot ass faggots disrespecting me.
do you know how close you are to
being completely olibiterated? i am
not even close to joking when i say
you better shut the fuck up. is talking
back to me really worth ending up
dead in some ditch covered in your
coevered in your own blood while
you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot
and knife would as you eventually die
to death? FUCK YOU and show me the
respect i deserve or you WILL know
the true power of the furry of my
unmstoppable raging wrath
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Meh. It was loud, flashy, boring, and the characters were flat.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Nope. Also it was quite poorly structured. I had no idea what was going on most of the time.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis