The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My uncle violently hates Kindles and believes they are contributing to the downfall of society.

    But he--as a police chief--believes many things are contributing to the downfall of society.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Does he read anything?
  • edited 2013-05-24 00:10:01

    Naney said:

    Hitagi, the main female character, is a weak-looking girl with an "incurable disease". She is in the same class as Koyomi, but he has almost never heard her speak. When she was in the first year of high school, she encountered a mysterious crab, after which she became weightless. Ever since, she has avoided contact with everyone else, threatening everyone who discovers her secret. She called herself a tsundere and always speaks in an abusive style.

    This is one of the weirder descriptions of a character I've ever heard.

    The first series is ok, but it gets really really fanservicey in the second.

    Which is not to say that there isn't any in the first, but there's really cool dialogue and shit that makes it worthwhile

    Considering that the author wrote Nisemonogatari for his own wank material and didn't intend to publish it originally kind of explains why Nisemonogatari was more fanservicey than Bakemonogatari. It also makes some of the fanservice in Nisemonogatari that much creepier.
  • I did not know that.
  • man there are no good plug.dj rooms
  • anyone wanna spin things w/ me

    i have a bit of a headache so more chill sorta stuff is prefered v_v
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i'm at home now

    ready to nonsense it up
  • edited 2013-05-24 00:32:57
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    WDRQ IS A HAMBURGER BUN INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Just the bun? No patty even? Laaame.
  • (*nonsensifies*)
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    but what if there is something worse on that bun?

    Something like...DEATH.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Death were a good band, though
  • oooh nooooo not that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have a pudding cup.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes, me
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    i'm at home now


    ready to nonsense it up
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why are the Cartoon Network logo's black parts purple
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I think because it's semi-transparent. 
  • i'm at home now


    ready to nonsense it up
    image
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    Evening.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Yo.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I bought five pints of ice cream and should try all of them. Right now. Before going to bed.

    You see, this is why that whole thing about High school being the best time of your life is a crock of shit. My freezer is full of ice cream that I purchased with my own money and now I'm going to eat some at 11:30 at night.
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    Justice42 said:

    I bought five pints of ice cream and should try all of them. Right now. Before going to bed.


    You see, this is why that whole thing about High school being the best time of your life is a crock of shit. My freezer is full of ice cream that I purchased with my own money and now I'm going to eat some at 11:30 at night.
    I went to five different high schools, so I suppose it's hard to say whether or not it counts as a single "time" of my life at all.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I went to five different kindergartens, myself.

    At least, I think it was five. I can only count four but I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting one.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i love cows
  • Must have slept funny last night. I now have a constant twinge in my right shoulder.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why is "Rickenbacker" such a cool name?
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    Trick question: it isn't.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    Hitagi, the main female character, is a weak-looking girl with an "incurable disease". She is in the same class as Koyomi, but he has almost never heard her speak. When she was in the first year of high school, she encountered a mysterious crab, after which she became weightless. Ever since, she has avoided contact with everyone else, threatening everyone who discovers her secret. She called herself a tsundere and always speaks in an abusive style.

    This is one of the weirder descriptions of a character I've ever heard.

    The first series is ok, but it gets really really fanservicey in the second.

    Which is not to say that there isn't any in the first, but there's really cool dialogue and shit that makes it worthwhile

    Considering that the author wrote Nisemonogatari for his own wank material and didn't intend to publish it originally kind of explains why Nisemonogatari was more fanservicey than Bakemonogatari. It also makes some of the fanservice in Nisemonogatari that much creepier.
    Pretty much all of that.

    I need to get back to Bakemonogatari, if only to catch up with Naney and you...

    (Thus speaks the most incompetent anime snob ever.)
  • I never did watch Egaomojibakemonogatari.  The main thing I know about it is that it starts off on a 30-second panty-shot, complete with timer.
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    spinor said:

    I never did watch Egaomojibakemonogatari.  The main thing I know about it is that it starts off on a 30-second panty-shot, complete with timer.

    Quality television.
  • edited 2013-05-24 03:57:23
    (flower path)
    I've heard it legitimately is a quality show, just that it starts off with that for some reason.  It was never adequately explained to me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're motorin'!

    What's your price for flight?

    In finding Mister Right?

    You'll be alright tonight...
  • spinor said:

    I've heard it legitimately is a quality show, just that it starts off with that for some reason.  It was never adequately explained to me.

    Well, fanservice and quality aren't mutually-exclusive. I know little about Bakemememememememicantspellthis aside from its fanservice though.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    oh my god, red dwarf usa looks like it was filmed in the early 1980s
  • edited 2013-05-24 06:50:03
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It seems my "good" headphones are finally broken to the point where I can't jury-rig them anymore.

    Oh well, I knew this would happen eventually.

    Dedicated to the memory of Centie's headphones
    December 25, 2011 – May 24, 2013
  • 21-gun salute

    And I've officially stayed awake all through the night, except for a hour and a half that was 7 hours ago.

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
  • :( I have the same ones, I don't want them to die.

    Also 

    I think my nickname for Mojave just became official
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    To be fair, I abuse the hell out of my headphones. A year and a half is actually a new record for me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The irony of Instagram-style filters amuses me.

    Like, technology finally advances to the point where even cameraphones can shoot photos of decent quality, and what do people do? Apply all sorts of artificial crap to make it look like it's on grainy Polaroid film.
  • how do you know if someone DMs you on twitter I've never done this before.
  • http://www.suave.com/products/Naturals/#/products/Hair-Care/Professionals-Shampoo-Conditioner/Almond-Shea-Butter.aspx


    "Almond and Shea butter" More like "Doesn't clean your fucking hair and irritates your scalp"
  • Like seriously my hair looks like a greasy mop and it is taking all of my self control not to scratch like a flea-ridden dog.


    Worst.

    Shampoo.

    Ever.
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    Pictured: Hair care products that are worse than Hitler.
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