You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
I helped mother with yardwork
Also I'm wondering what to do with the AMC Networks properties
The problem with IFC and Sundance is that they don't aim for the mainstream or any underserved yet potentially profitable audiences enough, and the problem with WE is that reality show-centrism is overdone...and "women's channels" other than Lifetime aren't very successful
I bet NBCU is miffed, having spent over 900 million dollars on Oxygen. For what?
All the brouhaha over the Xbox One today inspired me to get my 360 fixed. The thing's update mechanism has been on the fritz for a while now, but I got it to work with a workaround not requiring it to connect to Live (it was stuck in a catch-22 where it couldn't update because it couldn't connect to Live and vice versa).
After some (unfruitful) attempts to figure out my problem with the help of Microsoft's Xbox Support Twitter account, I just decided to take matters into my own hands and burned a disc with the latest update on it, and that seemed to have done the trick. The Twitter team was definitely pleasant, though, and I'm glad Microsoft, evil as they may be sometimes, cares about its users enough to provide such a service.
(It's also a godsend for real nurds like me who can't talk on a phone to save their life. Yay for social ineptitude!)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Was the yardwork fun?
Also:
(10:48:15 PM) CentralAve: A Series of Unfortunate Cheese Products: Coming Soon to CA Marketplace
(10:48:39 PM) Nitya: work on your marketing
(10:50:18 PM) Alicia: Hire some PR agents too, Anonus is a conglomerate overlord (or at least has aspirations).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I wonder what would happen if you somehow managed to merge all of your most prominent interests. Perhaps a you would create a postmodern platformer saga about a busty metal guitarist...
I wonder what would happen if you somehow managed to merge all of your most prominent interests. Perhaps a you would create a postmodern platformer saga about a busty metal guitarist...
If I ever make another game, this will be the premise.
I wonder what would happen if you somehow managed to merge all of your most prominent interests. Perhaps a you would create a postmodern platformer saga about a busty metal guitarist...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
well waireman it's good to be back
sure is schef
i wish they'd liet me keep those bracelests though
even if they were cahined together
i told you chef
the bracelets are only so you look pretthy when they take you into the courthosue
i know but still
also i can't belive they find us %1500
i mean, they dropped the charges wsince the security camera footage proved we never actually lifed the restaurnat off the ground
but we did still frun from the cops, chef
which was kind a dumb in retrpspect
why did i let you talk me tino that
because you're awesome, that'swhy
awww
*adorable chef/waiterman hug*
so i guess thsi is goodbye, chef
you're moving to gloucerstershire
i want you to know i'll always miss you
watierman, i've been thinking
yes chef?
maybe i don't neeed to move to england after all
i mena, i've got everything i ever wanted right here in beatifiual lakewood, oh
aww, do you mean that chef?
yes, i do
like, they don't even SELL resse's pieces in england but i have a whol e bag of them ehre in the edrawer
Frankly, I can't say for sure. It doesn't exist at the moment. Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not. Even when it does exist, it's size is variable. The box is quite fickle and it does whatever it wishes, much like a cat.
Rest assured, wherever, whenever and whatever the box is at the moment, your compliment is safe and sound next to it.
But in the end, haven't we all had enough of your loud music at one point or another, wanting to sew your mouth out of existence with the threads of fate stolen from the Three Crones of Greek myth?
We're in the writing mood, I'm afraid. You can also be afraid, if you choose to be afraid.
Comments
Circleboxing
American?
cheeze wiz?
I have one of these.
It's good for rainy days when you need to feel like you're a mysterious brooding figure.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I laughed
I cried
I masturbated with excitement
10/10 would recommend.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Reese's Pieces. They'll save your marriage and teach you how to raise your children to be better than you.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
All white faced with black eyes
Living in Defiance, Ohio.
With the man with a knife.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It was indeed a compliment.
Is the box of love letters large?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Rest assured, wherever, whenever and whatever the box is at the moment, your compliment is safe and sound next to it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The sea should stop being so greedy. It already has hundreds of letters. And the Titanic.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
We're in the writing mood, I'm afraid. You can also be afraid, if you choose to be afraid.
time says yes
AGAIN