The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • *accusatory glance at Elder Scrolls purists*
  • It defs looks leagues better than any previous Xbox


    I'd say it is one of the more aesthetically pleasing game whatsits i have seen.


    i guess that does not matter all that much, but it's a nice touch.
  • I'm off for a job interview.
  • meanwhile, I just spent like 45 minutes creating something that appears for maybe 3 seconds in my game, so I probably shouldn't talk

    You know, I could spin this so many ways.


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    please do.
  • Imipolex, I could spend 45 minutes with you so that could have an experience that lasts only 3 seconds.

    Get the implication now?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :O
  • the Xbox One has made me a very sad person today.

    Not that I was going to be able to afford the thing anyway, but, still.

    this seals it really:

    “the decision wasn’t, ‘We need a gamebox,’” Whitten says. “It was, ‘We need a living-room experience.’” Built that way from the ground up.
  • Kexruct said:

    *accusatory glance at Elder Scrolls purists*
    oh my god
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Years ago I didn't want an artist to take down their artwork but now I see why and I'd do the same thing too.
  • Got back from interview. I have no idea if I did well.
  • Kexruct said:

    Got back from interview. I have no idea if I did well.

    You probably did good. You're nothing if not enthusiastic, which is generally a trait that job interviewers want to see.

    and if nothing else, you now have experience for the next interview.
  • Kexruct said:

    Got back from interview. I have no idea if I did well.

    You probably did good. You're nothing if not enthusiastic, which is generally a trait that job interviewers want to see.

    and if nothing else, you now have experience for the next interview.
    It's hard to be enthusiastic when dental equipment is impairing your speech. I'm actually quite shy when I'm meeting new people, especially ones who are in a position of power over me.

    But thank you.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I am clean
  • Kexruct said:

    *accusatory glance at Elder Scrolls purists*
    oh my god
    Is that a positive or negative reaction?

    I'm leaning towards negative. If that's the case, I'd just like to point out that they dig at Dwarf Fortress, so you'd probably like that video.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The name "Xbox One" annoys me

    That name could have been used in reference to the original Xbox, which seems to have been totally overshadowed by its successors
  • edited 2013-05-21 16:01:41
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, Wired's use of Brandon Grotesque seems gratuitous

    It seems like designers have had a hard-on for it for a while
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I just want to know when they're selling off Sony Pictures Entertainment

    I WANT IT
  • Yeesh, I'm a Nintendo fanboy and I don't even think the announcement went that badly.
  • Anonus said:

    The name "Xbox One" annoys me


    That name could have been used in reference to the original Xbox, which seems to have been totally overshadowed by its successors
    the confusing name is the least of its problems.
    I'm pretty sure that the only reason no one's flipped shit on the PS4 yet is that we still know very little about it.
    Kexruct said:

    Yeesh, I'm a Nintendo fanboy and I don't even think the announcement went that badly.
    Microsoft basically abandoned 80% of their demographic to cater to "family oriented entertainment". I'm not sure what they expected to happen.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    One day Microsoft will be slain

    One day
  • Anonus said:

    The name "Xbox One" annoys me


    That name could have been used in reference to the original Xbox, which seems to have been totally overshadowed by its successors
    the confusing name is the least of its problems.
    I'm pretty sure that the only reason no one's flipped shit on the PS4 yet is that we still know very little about it.
    Kexruct said:

    Yeesh, I'm a Nintendo fanboy and I don't even think the announcement went that badly.
    Microsoft basically abandoned 80% of their demographic to cater to "family oriented entertainment". I'm not sure what they expected to happen.
    They've been doing that for years. The entire industry has been doing that for years. I don't see any harm in more casual games as long as they're good and they don't displace hardcore ones.
  • Kexruct said:

    Anonus said:

    The name "Xbox One" annoys me


    That name could have been used in reference to the original Xbox, which seems to have been totally overshadowed by its successors
    the confusing name is the least of its problems.
    I'm pretty sure that the only reason no one's flipped shit on the PS4 yet is that we still know very little about it.
    Kexruct said:

    Yeesh, I'm a Nintendo fanboy and I don't even think the announcement went that badly.
    Microsoft basically abandoned 80% of their demographic to cater to "family oriented entertainment". I'm not sure what they expected to happen.
    They've been doing that for years. The entire industry has been doing that for years. I don't see any harm in more casual games as long as they're good and they don't displace hardcore ones.
    well the thing is that the ongoing trend has been to displace not just "hardcore" gamers but really anyone who isn't contented with just avatar minigames. It's kind of sad to see another entire console line (the Wii being the other one) to go down that road.
  • I dunno about that. I'm sure the next Xbox won't be terrible, but Microsoft and Sony are a lot worse at making and marketing games to family audiences.
  • Nintendo's increased emphasis on casual gameplay over the last 10 years or so has led them to the point where they're sending takedowns against online video people. I'm not surprised that business people think that family-oriented is a BAD IDEA and flee to Sony. Business people may not know videogames, but they follow trends like hawks tracks rabbits across the prairie.
  • edited 2013-05-21 16:49:55
    Yarrun said:

    Nintendo's increased emphasis on casual gameplay over the last 10 years or so has led them to the point where they're sending takedowns against online video people. 

    I'd be very interested to see how you came to this conclusion. Also, they haven't been taking down LPs, just monetizing them. Which isn't good, but it's leagues better than taking them down.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WTAE
    WXPI
  • edited 2013-05-21 16:51:48
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    WPXI, you mean? And what about KDKA?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That was Anonus bait, and it worked
  • Kexruct said:


    Yarrun said:

    Nintendo's increased emphasis on casual gameplay over the last 10 years or so has led them to the point where they're sending takedowns against online video people. 

    I'd be very interested to see how you came to this conclusion. Also, they haven't been taking down LPs, just monetizing them. Which isn't good, but it's leagues better than taking them down.
    it's actually way worse than taking them down, but I frankly don't feel like arguing about this when a good chunk of last week was doing exactly that for me.
    Kexruct said:

    I dunno about that. I'm sure the next Xbox won't be terrible, but Microsoft and Sony are a lot worse at making and marketing games to family audiences.



    which is precisely why the former shouldn't be trying to do so.

    The latter have never really tried.

  • Kexruct said:


    Yarrun said:

    Nintendo's increased emphasis on casual gameplay over the last 10 years or so has led them to the point where they're sending takedowns against online video people. 

    I'd be very interested to see how you came to this conclusion. Also, they haven't been taking down LPs, just monetizing them. Which isn't good, but it's leagues better than taking them down.
    it's actually way worse than taking them down, but I frankly don't feel like arguing about this when a good chunk of last week was doing exactly that for me.
    Kexruct said:

    I dunno about that. I'm sure the next Xbox won't be terrible, but Microsoft and Sony are a lot worse at making and marketing games to family audiences.



    which is precisely why the former shouldn't be trying to do so.

    The latter have never really tried.

    orly?
    image
  • Kexruct said:


    Yarrun said:

    Nintendo's increased emphasis on casual gameplay over the last 10 years or so has led them to the point where they're sending takedowns against online video people. 

    I'd be very interested to see how you came to this conclusion. Also, they haven't been taking down LPs, just monetizing them. Which isn't good, but it's leagues better than taking them down.
    it's actually way worse than taking them down, but I frankly don't feel like arguing about this when a good chunk of last week was doing exactly that for me.
    Kexruct said:

    I dunno about that. I'm sure the next Xbox won't be terrible, but Microsoft and Sony are a lot worse at making and marketing games to family audiences.

    Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:


    Yarrun said:

    Nintendo's increased emphasis on casual gameplay over the last 10 years or so has led them to the point where they're sending takedowns against online video people. 

    I'd be very interested to see how you came to this conclusion. Also, they haven't been taking down LPs, just monetizing them. Which isn't good, but it's leagues better than taking them down.
    it's actually way worse than taking them down, but I frankly don't feel like arguing about this when a good chunk of last week was doing exactly that for me.
    Kexruct said:

    I dunno about that. I'm sure the next Xbox won't be terrible, but Microsoft and Sony are a lot worse at making and marketing games to family audiences.



    which is precisely why the former shouldn't be trying to do so.

    The latter have never really tried.

    orly?
    image



    I believe what is pictured here is known as a "commercial failure".

    Much like the Kinect, but the difference is that as far as I know, Sony isn't trying to make PSMove an integral part of the next PlayStation.

  • Do you honestly believe Sony isn't going to try taking a piece of the Fun For The Whole FamilyTM pie?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i changed my tumblr url but it won't stay that long.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Microsoft, in general, has long been unwilling to admit when they've made a mistake.

    Look at the "ribbon" interface from Office 2007. People hated it because it was such a departure from the normal menus-and-toolbars layout that they basically had to re-learn how to use simple stuff like Microsoft Word.

    So what was Microsoft's response? Why, to integrate the "ribbon" into EVERY app in Windows 7, of course!
  • Kexruct said:

    Do you honestly believe Sony isn't going to try taking a piece of the Fun For The Whole FamilyTM pie?



    They shouldn't, and so far they really haven't shown any signs of trying to.

    Really, they seem to be aiming more for the indie gaming angle so far, but again we really don't know much about the PS4 yet.

    also Phil Fish and I agree on something for once.

    "What a giant load of shit that was! All buzzwords! They talked for an hour and basically said nothing. What does 'always ready' mean?"
  • The sadness will last forever.
    diabetes injection
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Obi-Wan shoots first
  • Alright.

    From what I can trace of Nintendo's recent console history (handhelds aside), here's what happened: Nintendo released the Wii and there was a huge commercial following because of the motion sensors. Places like old folks homes and community centers bought them (and Wii Sports; Wii Fit or Wii Fit 2) because they provided community entertainment. Nintendo embraced the new mainstream by releasing games like Wii Fit for them. Then the economy sunk a few years ago and the mainstream that gave Nintendo its success used their money for cheaper forms of entertainment (i.e. Angry Birds and the like).

    Nintendo's big chance to regain that mainstream, the Wii U, failed because the new peripherals couldn't appeal to the mainstream the same way that the Wiimote did. And it'd need to, because it's easier for the mainstream to load up an IPod App than to sit down and play a game. So, the Wii U sunk and now Nintendo's panicking and monetizing online videos.

    So the problem is that Nintendo waded into the casual pool without really knowing how to swim in it. And when everyone else started jumping into the pool, it started drowning. And now we see Microsoft on the edge of the pool, wearing kiddie wings, testing the water with its toes. And the last time it tried to get in the pool (i.e. Kinect), it tripped and belly flopped. A vote of no confidence is pretty reasonable.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    90s commercials were cooler
  • Re: the 1 degree thing:

    It could work, actually, but you have to be far away enough that turning one degree would divert your course enough to walk past it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I thought the Wii U was, at least partially, an attempt to win back the hardcore crowd?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Wheatley said:

    90s commercials were cooler

    They were more Radical Badical Xtremetastical (also your parents are losers), weren't they
  • Yarrun said:So the problem is that Nintendo waded into the casual pool without really knowing how to swim in it. 


    I wouldn't say that. They basically
    created the market for casual games in the first case. Considering how much of a success the DS, DSi, Wii, and 3DS were, I'd say the Wii U was more a case of mishandled marketing.
  • Anonus said:

    I thought the Wii U was, at least partially, an attempt to win back the hardcore crowd?

    there is nothing hardcore about a system whose only notable launch titles are the new Super Mario game and ZombiU.
    Kexruct said:

    Yarrun said:

    I wouldn't say that. They basically created the market for casual games in the first case. 

    This is a completely ridiculous statement.
  • Anonus said:

    I thought the Wii U was, at least partially, an attempt to win back the hardcore crowd?

    -shrugs- Partially.

    I'll admit, I'm drawing from the Wikipedia page for it, as I ignored it when it was in the spotlight. Best I can tell, it was trying to appeal to all the potential video game markets at the same time while attracting none of them.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    @ anonus yup
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