The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • They also have no sentience.
  • hell i'm not reading that
  • Naney said:

    hell i'm not reading that

    It's a video.

    It's not what you expect, trust me.
  • Each year the monuments grew larger.
    The citizens demanded this.
    As their lives got worse they wanted
    longer staircases to descend, towering fountains …

    Taxes were increased. A famine settled in.
    An inexplicable epidemic appeared.
    Autumn was rain sodden. So,
    they collected funds for a new work

    in the form of a giant, granite pineapple
    encircled by a narrow staircase,
    so difficult to climb some said
    it symbolized life or friendship.

    The monuments meant nothing of course.
    The misfortune seemed undeserved.
    At parties the food was served
    on plates in the form of clouds

    that descended from the ceiling
    and under each unseasonal strawberry
    a gold leaf was set. Despite these strategies
    the general melancholy increased.

    Poems concerned themselves
    with childhood, autumn and failure,
    although it was understood that these took the place
    of events too unbearable to discuss.

    Work resumed on the pineapple.
    It was decided to enclose it within a transparent
    sphere inscribed with a poem concerning
    autumn and failure. Meanwhile

    in the downtown area, work began on a new
    staircase, some 900 feet high, leading to
    a colossal weeping eye. On rainy days
    citizens would gather to watch the way

    it vanished sweetly into mist,
    but no one dared to place a foot
    on even the lowest, shining step:

    'This is art,' they said, 'We cannot use it.'

    (john ash)

  • Out of the reaches of illimitable light
    The blazing planet grew, and forc’d to life
    Unending cycles of progressive strife
    And strange mutations of undying light
    And boresome books, than hell’s own self more trite
    And thoughts repeated and become a blight,
    And cheap rum-hounds with moonshine hootch made tight,
    And quite contrite to see the flight of fright so bright
    I used to ride my bicycle in the night
    With a dandy acetylene lantern that cost $3.00
    In the evening, by the moonlight, you can hear those darkies singing
    Meet me tonight in dreamland . . . BAH
    I used to sit on the stairs of the house where I was born
    After we left it but before it was sold
    And play on a zobo with two other boys.
    We called ourselves the Blackstone Military Band
    Won’t you come home, Bill Bailey, won’t you come home?
    In the spring of the year, in the silver rain
    When petal by petal the blossoms fall
    And the mocking birds call
    And the whippoorwill sings, Marguerite.
    The first cinema show in our town opened in 1906
    At the old Olympic, which was then call’d Park,
    And moving beams shot weirdly thro’ the dark
    And spit tobacco seldom hit the mark.
    Have you read Dickens’ American Notes?
    My great-great-grandfather was born in a white house
    Under green trees in the country
    And he used to believe in religion and the weather.
    “Shantih, shantih, shantih” . . . Shanty House
    Was the name of a novel by I forget whom
    Published serially in the All-Story Weekly
    Before it was a weekly. Advt.
    Disillusion is wonderful, I’ve been told,
    And I take quinine to stop a cold
    But it makes my ears ring . . . always ring . . .
    Always ringing in my ears . . .
    It is the ghost of the Jew I murdered that Christmas day
    Because he played “Three O’Clock in the Morning” in the flat above me.
    Three O’Clock in the morning, I’ve danc’d the whole night through,
    Dancing on the graves in the graveyard
    Where life is buried; life and beauty
    Life and art and love and duty
    Ah, there, sweet cutie.
    Stung!
    Out of the night that covers me
    Black as the pit from pole to pole
    I never quote things straight except by accident.
    Sophistication! Sophistication!
    You are the idol of our nation
    Each fellow has
    Fallen for jazz
    And we’ll give the past a merry razz
    Thro’ the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber
    And fellow-guestship with the glutless worm.
    Next stop is 57th St.—57th St. the next stop.
    Achilles’ wrath, to Greece the direful spring,
    And the Governor-General of Canada is Lord Byng
    Whose ancestor was shot or hung,
    I forget which, the good die young.
    Here’s to your ripe old age,
    Copyright, 1847, by Joseph Miller,
    Entered according to act of Congress
    In the office of the librarian of Congress
    America was discovered in 1492
    This way out.
    No, lady, you gotta change at Washington St. to the Everett train.
    Out in the rain on the elevated
    Crated, sated, all mismated.
    Twelve seats on this bench,
    How quaint.
    In a shady nook, beside a brook, two lovers stroll along.
    Express to Park Ave., Car Following.
    No, we had it cleaned with the sand blast.
    I know it ought to be torn down.
    Before the bar of a saloon there stood a reckless crew,
    When one said to another, “Jack, this message came for you.”
    “It may be from a sweetheart, boys,” said someone in the crowd,
    And here the words are missing . . . but Jack cried out aloud:
          “It’s only a message from home, sweet home,
                From loved ones down on the farm
          Fond wife and mother, sister and brother. . . .”
          Bootleggers all and you’re another
    In the shade of the old apple tree
    ’Neath the old cherry tree sweet Marie
    The Conchologist’s First Book
    By Edgar Allan Poe
    Stubbed his toe
    On a broken brick that didn’t shew
    Or a banana peel
    In the fifth reel
    By George Creel
    It is to laugh
    And quaff
    It makes you stout and hale,
    And all my days I’ll sing the praise
    Of Ivory Soap
    Have you a little T. S. Eliot in your home?
    The stag at eve had drunk his fill
    The thirsty hart look’d up the hill
    And craned his neck just as a feeler
    To advertise the Double-Dealer.
    William Congreve was a gentleman
    O art what sins are committed in thy name
    For tawdry fame and fleeting flame
    And everything, ain’t dat a shame?
    Mah Creole Belle, ah lubs yo’ well;
    Aroun’ mah heart you hab cast a spell
    But I can’t learn to spell pseudocracy
    Because there ain’t no such word.
    And I says to Lizzie, if Joe was my feller
    I’d teach him to go to dances with that
    Rat, bat, cat, hat, flat, plat, fat
    Fry the fat, fat the fry
    You’ll be a drug-store by and by.
    Get the hook!
    Above the lines of brooding hills
    Rose spires that reeked of nameless ills,
    And ghastly shone upon the sight
    In ev’ry flash of lurid light
    To be continued.
    No smoking.
    Smoking on four rear seats.
    Fare win return to 5¢ after August 1st
    Except outside the Cleveland city limits.
    In the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir
    Strangers pause to shed a tear;
    Henry Fielding wrote Tom Jones.
    And cursed be he that moves my bones.
    Good night, good night, the stars are bright
    I saw the Leonard-Tendler fight
    Farewell, farewell, O go to hell.
    Nobody home
    In the shantih.
  • Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    hell i'm not reading that

    It's a video.

    It's not what you expect, trust me.
    Just looking at the premise, it looks like a David Wong article.
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    Well, that's my six hours for the day.
  • Yarrun said:

    Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    hell i'm not reading that

    It's a video.

    It's not what you expect, trust me.
    Just looking at the premise, it looks like a David Wong article.
    It's just a guy saying "Hey, isn't this basically the same thing as laughing about circus freaks?" But it's fairly well done.
  • that point is obvious and has been made more times than i can count.
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    Kexruct said:

    Yarrun said:

    Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    hell i'm not reading that

    It's a video.

    It's not what you expect, trust me.
    Just looking at the premise, it looks like a David Wong article.
    It's just a guy saying "Hey, isn't this basically the same thing as laughing about circus freaks?" But it's fairly well done.
    This is why I don't watch television.
  • edited 2013-05-20 12:09:46

    Kexruct said:

    Yarrun said:

    Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    hell i'm not reading that

    It's a video.

    It's not what you expect, trust me.
    Just looking at the premise, it looks like a David Wong article.
    It's just a guy saying "Hey, isn't this basically the same thing as laughing about circus freaks?" But it's fairly well done.
    This is why I don't watch television.
    Also this.
  • Man, I don't even have a problem with David Wong. It's just that I wouldn't be surprised if the transcript for this came up on Cracked.

    While I think that most of the reality TV genre revolves around dehumanization and otherness, I think Honey Boo Boo's a better case than most. She's rather happy with her life, and her show doesn't rely on the manufactured drama that powers most in that genre (as far as I know). And her mother, IIRC, is saving most of the income from the show, and I think it's for HBB's education or...something.

    The point is that they have something of a handle on their exploitation.
  • edited 2013-05-20 12:16:49
    Naney said:

    that point is obvious and has been made more times than i can count.

    If it was obvious people wouldn't still be watching these shows.

    Yarrun said:

    Man, I don't even have a problem with David Wong. It's just that I wouldn't be surprised if the transcript for this came up on Cracked.

    While I think that most of the reality TV genre revolves around dehumanization and otherness, I think Honey Boo Boo's a better case than most. She's rather happy with her life, and her show doesn't rely on the manufactured drama that powers most in that genre (as far as I know). And her mother, IIRC, is saving most of the income from the show, and I think it's for HBB's education or...something.

    The point is that they have something of a handle on their exploitation.

    He wasn't talking about the people who film the show, he was directing his criticism at the people who watch it because "hur hur stupid rednecks."
  • edited 2013-05-20 12:19:32

    Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    that point is obvious and has been made more times than i can count.

    If it was obvious people wouldn't still be watching these shows.

    you have much more faith in humanity than i do.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    off to work I go

    where my faith in humanity will be further decreased
  • 30 spokes are made one by a hole in a hub, by vacancies joining them for a wheel's use.
  • I did not get the job at Target.


    Alas.
  • Listening to DJ Spooky for the first time in ages.


    Forgot how amazing this dude is.
  • ...Apparently he did an album with Dave Lombardo.


    that has to be one of the strangest collabs i have ever heard of.
  • And it was produced by jack dangers and features Chuck D on several tracks.


    i need this so badly holy shit
  • [edit]

    Dave Lombardo: drums
    DJ Spooky: turntables, beats, synthesizer, effects, production
    Jack Dangers: bass, guitar, effects, production
    Chuck D: vocals (#2,9,14)
    Meredith Monk: vocals (#6)
    Dälek: vocals (#6)
    Vernon Reid: guitar (#3,4,12,15)
    Gerry Nestler: guitar (#4,7,13)
    Alex Artaud: electronics (#1)

    How the fuck does something this awesome exist.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • cccccccccombo breaker
  • edited 2013-05-20 13:02:02

    Huh, RA gave Daft Punk's Random Access Memories a 4.


    I was rather expecting them to trash it for no good reason.
  • WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
     Anonymous

    Are you saying I need to lose weight, bitch?

  • I was hoping Tumblr's formatting would carry over.
  • The official tumblr diet consists of asks.
  • Naney said:

    ...Apparently he did an album with Dave Lombardo.



    that has to be one of the strangest collabs i have ever heard of.



    dj spooky is kinda odd

    he teaches some sort of academic course thing at the same private university where zizek and agamben teach. looking at the website its weird. "our tutors: Slavoj Zizek, Giorgio Agamben, DJ Spooky'

  • also it looks like the attempted gay marriage politics delay has been crushed. good news. the fabulous sparkle train rolls on despite some guy on the radio banging on about 'the aggressive homosexual group'. where is this group and how can i join it?
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    sunn wolf said:

    also it looks like the attempted gay marriage politics delay has been crushed. good news. the fabulous sparkle train rolls on despite some guy on the radio banging on about 'the aggressive homosexual group'. where is this group and how can i join it?

    Pretty in Mink on the corner of 5th and Broad.
  • i want the fabled Gay Agenda Illuminati to exist

    can you imagine how amazingly dressed they would be

  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    I suppose I would be wearing a tuxedo.
  • sunn wolf said:

    i want the fabled Gay Agenda Illuminati to exist

    can you imagine how amazingly dressed they would be

    yes.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    sunn wolf said:

    i want the fabled Gay Agenda Illuminati to exist

    Also known as the Church of Scientology.
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    the Church of Scientology won't get me a blond girlfriend in a slinky green dress.
  • The scientologists aren't gay, they're just fags.
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    This explains my desire to burn them to ashes.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:
    I saw this already—I like Kallgren's stuff; he's pretty thoughtful—and while I think that the argument is, yes, pretty self-evident, the way that he presents it is interesting and well-constructed. So I don't know.
  • edited 2013-05-20 13:58:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Stupid post deleted.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I think you're picking and choosing there.

    Also, people who think of themselves as intelligentsia tend to be pretentious and self-important in any field. The difference is that right-leaning ones tend to promote destructive, intolerant policies rather than simply act smug.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I think you're picking and choosing there.


    Also, people who think of themselves as intelligentsia tend to be pretentious and self-important in any field. The difference is that right-leaning ones tend to promote destructive, intolerant policies rather than simply act smug.
    Yes, but left-leaning ones promote policies that are intolerant towards my people (bigots, jerks, worthless scum of the earth, close-minded fools) and destructive to tradition.

    Both right and left are terrible, intolerant jerks, it's just that they're jerks towards different people.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, let's find a cure for politics.

    Anyways, there's a reason why I try not to really say what I truly think here; because it'd get me banned, probably.  Or at least everyone would think that I'm foolish, behind-the-times, backwards, and objectively wrong; and I don't want to have to put up with the way that people would react to my thoughts.
  • edited 2013-05-20 14:12:36
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Aliroz: It's unlikely you'd get banned...the screaming loonies that caused that sort of ban-worthy trouble on OTC are, last I heard, either still there or banned from TVT, and they likely have no idea this place exists.
  • I've noticed you tend to treat tradition as inherently good when this simply isn't the case.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz_ said:

    I think you're picking and choosing there.


    Also, people who think of themselves as intelligentsia tend to be pretentious and self-important in any field. The difference is that right-leaning ones tend to promote destructive, intolerant policies rather than simply act smug.
    Yes, but left-leaning ones promote policies that are intolerant towards my people (bigots, jerks, worthless scum of the earth, close-minded fools) and destructive to tradition.

    Both right and left are terrible, intolerant jerks, it's just that they're jerks towards different people.
    That's kind of a false dichotomy, isn't it? If you consider that kind of behaviour bad, then why tolerate it at all?
  • edited 2013-05-20 14:21:05
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    I've noticed you tend to treat tradition as inherently good when this simply isn't the case.

    It's not inherently bad, either.

    And, really, I don't like shades of gray.  I like to think in terms of yes or no, black or white.  I either like something or I don't, something's either good or it's bad; and having a whole range of grey requires too much thought and too much doubt.

    I know this kind of thought is limiting and stagnant.  It's just, after a lifetime of being wrong, there's a tendency to stop trying to be right (people just slap me down when I say what I think, so why say anything).

    ^ I can't tell people to stop doing bad things.  I have to put up with people doing whatever they want.  I'm no ruler to have any authority over people.
  • Aliroz_ said:

    Kexruct said:

    I've noticed you tend to treat tradition as inherently good when this simply isn't the case.

    It's not inherently bad, either.
    I never said that.

    But you have a tendency of acting as if anything that promotes a tradition being stopped is a Very Bad Thing.
  • edited 2013-05-20 14:21:49
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ If you prefer to be decisive, then single out individual traditions and judge them rather than making blanket statements on the concept.
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