The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-05-19 22:39:26
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ...according to two right-wing think tanks who probably equate corporate plunder to liberty.

    In terms of freedom of the press, we are 33rd, according to several non-partisan journalistic organisations.

    EDIT: Actually, reading further, most of their criteria don't suck. And we do have pretty decent freedom of assembly and relatively low overt discrimination against various minorities. So I guess that's not totally inaccurate. But I still question "economic freedom" as a metric here...
  • edited 2013-05-19 23:16:57
    My dreams exceed my real life
    One Sunda morn young Lambton went
    A-fishing in the Wear;
    An' catched a fish upon he's heuk
    He thowt leuk't vary queer.
    But whatt'n a kind ov fish it was
    Young Lambton cudden't tell-
    He waddn't fash te carry'd hyem,
    So he hoyed it doon a well
    Chorus
    Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
    An' aa'll tell ye aall an aaful story,
    Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
    An' Aa'll tel ye 'boot the worm.
    Noo Lambton felt inclined te gan
    An' fight i' foreign wars.
    He joined a troop ov Knights that cared
    For nowther woonds nor scars,
    An' off he went te Palestine
    Where queer things him befel,
    An varry seun forgat aboot
    The queer worm i' tha well.
    But the worm got fat an' grewed an' grewed,
    An' grewed an aaful size;
    He'd greet big teeth, a greet big gob,
    An greet big goggly eyes.
    An' when at neets he craaled aboot
    Te pick up bits o' news,
    If he felt dry upon the road,
    He'd milk a dozen coos.
    This feorful worm would often feed
    On caalves an' lambs an' sheep,
    An' swally little bairns alive
    When they laid doon te sleep.
    An when he'd eaten aall he cud
    An' he had had he's fill,
    He craaled away an' lapped he's tail
    Ten times roond Pensha Hill.
    The news ov this myest aaful worm
    An' his queer gannins on
    Seun crossed the seas, gat te the ears
    Ov brave an' bowld Sor John.
    So hyem he cam an' catched the beast,
    An' cut 'im in twe haalves,
    An' that seun stopped hes eatin' bairns
    An' sheep an' lambs an' caalves.
    So noo ye knaa hoo aall the foaks
    On byeth sides ov the Wear
    Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
    An leeved i' mortal feor.
    So let's hev one te brave Sor John
    That kept the bairns frae harm,
    Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
    O' the famis Lambton Worm.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, look, the Ballad of the Lambton Worm. How very pre-Elizabethan of you, Odradek.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Oh, look, the Ballad of the Lambton Worm. How very pre-Elizabethan of you, Odradek.

    Watching Lair of the White Worm actually.

    They have a band perform the song, it's pretty catchy.
  • Kexruct said:

    I think the HH logo would make for a good tee shirt.

    Shit, I'd wear one.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Stanley was fat and stupid, and really really ugly. He probably only got his job through some sort of family connection. That, or drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.
  • Also, I switched my Tumblr theme. One of my IRL friends mentioned that my former one was kinda slow on her computer, so I went with a little more laidback masonry theme.

    This one actually does have a fair bit of self-modification; the masonry layout is from a base theme and the header is from one other theme I tried out earlier tonight, but the random backgrounds and the CSS tweaking are all from me. I feel accomplished. Maybe I'll really be able to make my own someday :P

    http://trespeak.tumblr.com
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    Kexruct said:

    I think the HH logo would make for a good tee shirt.

    Shit, I'd wear one.
    Well, seeing as how the logo is your creation, I think it falls to you to sell them. :P

    I'd totally buy one and wear it to work
  • who the fuck is Stanley?
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    now that is the question, isn't it, my dear Naney?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Flat Stanley
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-05-19 23:50:23
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    My 10 year old brother knew who George Takei was when he saw the Tumblr post I reblogged with him.

    Also, he was bugging out because some dude at his school thought he didn't know who Skrillex and deadmau5 were.

    Sometimes he can be a little wayward (he's hellbent on getting a pair of Beats, and bought a fake pair for $35 at our local flea market), but that boy makes me proud.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-05-19 23:50:30
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    Also, not gonna lie, full disclosure.

    His fake Beats are a better listen than my real ones.
  • edited 2013-05-19 23:50:44

    he's hellbent on getting a pair of Beats

    why


    i mean they are so fugly


    ^ Get him to compare his fake ones with your real ones.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't like Beats very much

    They seem more focused on amplifying bass than faithfully reproducing sound

    Anyway, I haven't heard about Skrillex or deadmau5 in a while
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-05-19 23:54:42
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    Naney said:

    why


    i mean they are fugly

    -shrug- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose. He is only 10, after all.

    I don't think they're bad looking but I'm never going to get myself any because I a) like my sense of hearing intact and b) don't like looking like a tool.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I don't like Beats very much


    They seem more focused on amplifying bass than faithfully reproducing sound

    Anyway, I haven't heard about Skrillex or deadmau5 in a while
    Plus they're the ultimate example of paying for a brand rather than a quality product.

    Like, even worse than Apple in that regard.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I like my affordable yet classy headphones. They are nice.
  • I think the most recent thing deadmau5 did of note was admit that he basically just plays his songs over speakers at concerts. Which is really shitty for several reasons, mostly for giving more fuel to the "hurddererdder all u do to make electronic music is hit a button duerareiruosfsjlfasdflkbbrrrr" people.
  • Skrillex seems to be focusing on his label, Deadmau5 seems to be focusing on cramming his foot down his throat.
  • edited 2013-05-20 00:01:30

    Yeah.


    Not too shabby of a roster either, he's got stuff from Porter Robinson and Skream.


    Also, he released that collab with Boys Noize a while back.
  • tho on the other hand SOB FOCERS

  • Mimosa's remix of "Ni**as in Paris" is weird.

    Naney said:

    tho on the other hand SOB FOCERS


    I still don't understand this.
  • Nick Douwma, better known as Sub Focus, is an English Electronic Music record producer.[1][2] He has been releasing records since 2003.[3] On 12 October 2009, he released his self-titled debut album. He plans to release a second album in 2013.[4]
  • I more meant the dolan-influenced covers.
  • They are funny because they clearly are reminiscent of the work of the producer being parodied, and are obviously being done by somebody with significant production experience.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cow
  • The producer in question is generally assumed to be Mistabishi.
  • Naney said:

    They are funny because they clearly are reminiscent of the work of the producer being parodied, and are obviously being done by somebody with significant production experience.

    I will take your word for it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    night goat
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    night goat
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Lair of the White Worm is a wonderful movie.

    Erotic pre-sex snakes and ladders and harmonica music.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    um....actually...


  • Knight Goat.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    whatever floats yer goat
  • chrome dome
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    chrome dome?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Just had a brief power outage...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah...
  • Is anyone else getting giant advertisements from this Site? Cause I am.
  • Is anyone else getting giant advertisements from this Site? Cause I am.



    ???

    I mean, I have adblock on, so I guess I wouldn't anyway, but where are you seeing ads?

  • Seems to have stopped now, but I would get a giant pop-up to the right bottom of the screen that only applied itself at Trash-heap pages.
  • edited 2013-05-20 04:39:55
    The sadness will last forever.
    i like this forum

    hope it doesn't go away
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.

    I don't think it will.

    Your avatar is horrifying, by the by.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    oh, that's good.

    wait..how is my avatar horrifying?
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.

    I believe the proper term is "Uncanny Valley".

    Not that you should change it or anything. I figured that's what you were going for.

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