eurovision song contest talk: Romania must win this year (they wont). they fielded a Dracula lookalike in some kind of bizarre podium-dress screeching 'IT'S MY LIIIIIIIIFE' in the voice of a female opera singer, surrounded by gyrating nearly-naked men. oh yes, and there was a dubstep section. pure brilliance
eurovision song contest talk: Romania must win this year (they wont). they fielded a Dracula lookalike in some kind of bizarre podium-dress screeching 'IT'S MY LIIIIIIIIFE' in the voice of a female opera singer, surrounded by gyrating nearly-naked men. oh yes, and there was a dubstep section. pure brilliance
so does anyone ever try to win Eurovision by submitting an entry that's good in a traditional sense or is it all batshit crazy like this
Aliroz, you should get a Tumblr just so I can follow you and repost the weird stuff that you upload. Seriously, I would pay you to do it were it possible.
eurovision song contest talk: Romania must win this year (they wont). they fielded a Dracula lookalike in some kind of bizarre podium-dress screeching 'IT'S MY LIIIIIIIIFE' in the voice of a female opera singer, surrounded by gyrating nearly-naked men. oh yes, and there was a dubstep section. pure brilliance
so does anyone ever try to win Eurovision by submitting an entry that's good in a traditional sense or is it all batshit crazy like this
Israel's entry was actually good, plus one or two others.
My intent was to break your computers so you would have to go outside in the fresh air and sunshine and take a walk, looking at the blooming trees and listening to the birds. Or maybe go bike riding. Anyways, gotta give a talk tomorrow in Sacrament Meeting, so yeah, see you guys on monday.
Anyways, Naney, go play with legoes or a spirograph or if you can't, then try to draw a cat and then draw something that could chase away or kill or eat a cat; and then draw something that could chase away/kill/eat that, and something that could chase/kill/eat/defeat that, and so on and so forth until you fill your paper, and then make a sequence like starting with the last thing a la "The House That Jack Built".
for example: More like; "Beowulf was about to cut the rope that suspended the axe over a puppy, but a honey badger jumped him, or would have, but there was a wall in the way; so the bulldozer was about to destroy the wall, but an anarchist slashed the tires, or would have if the cop hadn't arrested him, or would have if he hadn't been tackled by a hobo"
So, the hobo tackled the Cop
to stop the Cop from arresting the Anarchist
to stop the Anarchist from slashing the tires of the Bulldozer
to stop the Bulldozer from destroying the wall
to stop the wall from blocking the honey badger tackling Beowulf
to stop Beowulf cutting the rope
to stop the rope from keeping the axe from falling on the puppy's head.
Well, the axe is over the puppy's head,
to stop the puppy from chasing the kitten
to stop the kitten from squishing the wasp
to stop the wasp from stinging the spider
to stop the spider from catching the caterpiller
to stop the caterpiller from eating everything and starting a ravenous horde
to stop the peasants being fed and happy enough not to revolt
to stop the revolution from killing the Duke
to stop the Duke from executing the hobo
to stop the hobo from tackling the cop,
to stop the cop from arresting the anarchist.
It's even more fun if you use things like dinosaurs, giant man-eating rabbit, eraser, antimatter, plumber, bar of soap (trips things, and repells hoboes and other filthy things), sentient pasta; etc.
But I kept it rather mundane.
It's even more fun with two players, taking turns drawing things.
Or, you could close your eyes and draw a squiggle with your left hand, and then open your eyes and turn it into a design or drawing with your right hand. Reverse if you're left-handed. This is even more fun with two players; where you turn the other player's squiggle into a drawing and vice-versa.
My intent was to break your computers so you would have to go outside in the fresh air and sunshine and take a walk, looking at the blooming trees and listening to the birds. Or maybe go bike riding. Anyways, gotta give a talk tomorrow in Sacrament Meeting, so yeah, see you guys on monday.
well stop it or I will serve you the world's largest almond ice cream sundae and force you to eat it.
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Cause and effect.
Cause and Mass effect.
Just Cause, and Mass Effect.
Israel's entry was actually good, plus one or two others.
they're mostly just gross
Anyways, Naney, go play with legoes or a spirograph or if you can't, then try to draw a cat and then draw something that could chase away or kill or eat a cat; and then draw something that could chase away/kill/eat that, and something that could chase/kill/eat/defeat that, and so on and so forth until you fill your paper, and then make a sequence like starting with the last thing a la "The House That Jack Built".
for example: More like; "Beowulf was about to cut the rope that suspended the axe over a puppy, but a honey badger jumped him, or would have, but there was a wall in the way; so the bulldozer was about to destroy the wall, but an anarchist slashed the tires, or would have if the cop hadn't arrested him, or would have if he hadn't been tackled by a hobo"
So, the hobo tackled the Cop
to stop the Cop from arresting the Anarchist
to stop the Anarchist from slashing the tires of the Bulldozer
to stop the Bulldozer from destroying the wall
to stop the wall from blocking the honey badger tackling Beowulf
to stop Beowulf cutting the rope
to stop the rope from keeping the axe from falling on the puppy's head.
Well, the axe is over the puppy's head,
to stop the puppy from chasing the kitten
to stop the kitten from squishing the wasp
to stop the wasp from stinging the spider
to stop the spider from catching the caterpiller
to stop the caterpiller from eating everything and starting a ravenous horde
to stop the peasants being fed and happy enough not to revolt
to stop the revolution from killing the Duke
to stop the Duke from executing the hobo
to stop the hobo from tackling the cop,
to stop the cop from arresting the anarchist.
It's even more fun if you use things like dinosaurs, giant man-eating rabbit, eraser, antimatter, plumber, bar of soap (trips things, and repells hoboes and other filthy things), sentient pasta; etc.
But I kept it rather mundane.
It's even more fun with two players, taking turns drawing things.
Or, you could close your eyes and draw a squiggle with your left hand, and then open your eyes and turn it into a design or drawing with your right hand. Reverse if you're left-handed. This is even more fun with two players; where you turn the other player's squiggle into a drawing and vice-versa.
Okay, I'm stopping it and I won't do it again.
Please don't get me wet and cold, and please don't make me eat Almond Ice Cream.