You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I made some pretzel nuggets but I put too much water on them so after I microwaved them there was just sort of this layer of pretzel water I had to strain off before I could eat them.
"Walk along any street and you see women using trousers like a uniform every single day. This is hostile behaviour. They are deliberately dressing in a way that is opposite to what men would like. It is behaviour that flies against common sense, and also flies against the normal human desire to please."
I really have no idea how to even make fun of this bullshit.
"Walk along any street and you see women using trousers like a uniform every single day. This is hostile behaviour. They are deliberately dressing in a way that is opposite to what men would like. It is behaviour that flies against common sense, and also flies against the normal human desire to please."
I really have no idea how to even make fun of this bullshit.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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job applications asking me what i want my pay to be...god damn it
to get paid much less than that
if only i could make that much
You know, rather than Liquid Gold Bars.
Or gaseous gold bars.
Because said records are meant to be played over speakers rather than headphones.
Or it's a pop-rap record, in which case, that's all pop music.
Which is nice, because it means I don't have to give up Pidgin. :V
Gandhi is now dead.
Logic dictates that humans that do not fly on spaceships therefor die.
Wait a minute, Logic "dictates"
Since when is Logic such a cruel and merciless dictator.
Logic is worse than North Korea.
"Centrail Avenue: Cause you don't have alicorn or pegasus wings"
No, I'm referencing The batman begins. Why do we look up things on google. >Typed into google.
Ask. Mr. Jeeves is better ~ Google.
Google, are you a real life, or just fantasy.
Google, sing me a song, about my loved ones.
Goodle, Why, just why.
Y
Hur hur hur.
no one in hip-hop knows how to mix and/or master things.
Not a single person.
"how racist are they, Mark?"
"well Tommy I heard they won the Kentucky Derby!"
:canned laughter:
fuck im dting
I really have no idea how to even make fun of this bullshit.
what is even this
My
God
Becky, look at her butt.
Why aren't you listening to this