The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I find the idea of the ponies walking on their hind legs most of the time and using their front hooves like hands amusing.
    So you're a fan of G3 then. :P
  • Rarity's class angst is hilarious.
  • *peek*
  • LET'S MURDER
  • Who are we going to murder?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    IT'S MURDER

  • Cool.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I... ninja'd at an inopportune moment, didn't I?
  • Killing me won't bring back your god damn honey!
  • Hey you don't need to summon me with Nic Cage stuff, I am already here.

    No, I am not Lord English.

    Also I need a kitten. I don't know why I need a kitten I just do.
  • edited 2012-01-28 21:58:01
    I'm disappointed that there hasn't been a Wicker Man-esque nature cult in Innistrad block yet.

    NO NOT THE SQUADRON HAWKS
  • edited 2012-01-28 22:02:04
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    You're not Lord English? Oh well, have a kitty anyway.

    Idler: that's because when they tried to sacrifice Nic Cage, he turned into a rhinoceros.

  • edited 2012-01-28 22:02:36
    The flavour text of Favor of the Woods indicates that Paganism is a thing on Innistrad, but apparently not the nasty bee torture kind of Paganism.
  • That is a squee-worthy kitty and I needed that, thank you.

    Just general 8luhness right now. I think I'm just tired.
  • edited 2012-01-28 22:04:52
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In June 2012, ABC cancelled Jimmy Kimmel Live! and instead introduced the immensely successful Up Late with Tavros Nitram
  • ::::o

    What is Vriska Serket doing in June 2012?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Vriska being Lord English would be a bizarre plot twist.
  • Idler: I assumed that was what Ulvenwald Mystics were about, too.

    *tries to glitch the bluh away from Ozzy*

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I still find it odd that this thread, begun as a joke, became pretty much the very thing it was referencing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Running her own chain of electronics stores called Serket City.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I notice the OP got edited again.

    It was originally something about psychedelic tentacles, then something else, now it's almost entirely lifted from its namesake's OP, with "bananas" switched for "pancakes" at the end.
  • Central: Awesome. XXXXD

    *timeglitches Haven 8ecause why not*
  • edited 2012-01-28 22:09:38
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    YOU CHANGED THE OP

    OH NO NOT THE NINJAS
  • The second post is about Batman, I see. Where's Seamus when you need him?

    I wonder what Batman would've done had his parents died in a car accident.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Vigilante traffic cop?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I figured that this thread should mirror the original as much as possible, so I changed the OP to reflect that.

    The "potholes" are different, though.
  • Given how many of his villains seem to have their own cars, it probably would've amounted to the same thing anyway.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SUDDENLY, ROAD SIGNS

    This one seemed to be put up just for the construction, but it almost looks like they tried to make it look like it was an orange patch over an existing sign:
    image
  • -does a blood sacrifice-
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Matt Smith is hot, just so you know.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I kinda want to cosplay as a Homestuck troll

    The only problem is that all the trolls I would want to cosplay are either female or would require a wheelchair
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm going off to sleepyland.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi.
  • edited 2012-01-28 22:34:37
    8luh 8luh.
    I want to cosplay as a Homestuck troll too. I think you know which one.

    And night Imi!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Night Imi.
  • What is this strange Homestuck of which you speak
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I dunno, Idler. But I'm an outsider, and what Homestuck looks like to me is a pile of crap. I don't care about it, I find it annoying and I wish people would just shut up about it.

    Yeah, I know, complain complain complain, sorry. It's just all the annoying things about Japanese anime and video games rolled into one. A bunch of moe-pile characters, all of them trolls of course, being all cute and shit or something, plus Japanese humor which isn't funny. Oh, and the music is apparently good, from what I've heard? I don't much care about that either.
  • I still have no idea what it's actually about. He's stuck at home, and then...somehow a giant spider and stuff become involved.
  • edit: disregard

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It's... complicated.  Gelzo posted a plot synopsis, let me find it.
  • edited 2012-01-28 22:45:51
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Here we go (spoipers)


    Four kids play a game that manipulates the physical world and transports them to distant worlds while the Earth is destroyed. The game and how they play it is responsible for destroying the world, and creating both them and their genetic parents, and placing them in their proper point in the timeline via time travel. There is another universe that contains aliens that they keep in contact with who have created their universe by playing the game through to the end. Some shit goes wrong with the game, forcing them all to do some weird shit and create a parallel universe where the kids' parents are their children and vice versa, which is something the alien universe had already done. Right now we're watching the children who were the parents in the original universe and seeing them prepare to start their instance of the game.

  • I dunno, Idler. But I'm an outsider, and what Homestuck looks like to me is a pile of crap. I don't care about it, I find it annoying and I wish people would just shut up about it.

    Yeah, I know, complain complain complain, sorry. It's just all the annoying things about Japanese anime and video games rolled into one. A bunch of moe-pile characters, all of them trolls of course, being all cute and shit or something, plus Japanese humor which isn't funny. Oh, and the music is apparently good, from what I've heard? I don't much care about that either.

    I don't know where this came from, but it is quite annoying.

    "Oh, you don't like Homestuck? You must be an idiot who knows nothing about it and confuses it for a moe anime!"

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    What are you talking about, that's my sincere opinion

    OK, no, it was copypasta from a post about Touhou, hence the confusing it for a moe anime.  It wasn't a dig at people who don't like Homestuck, it was more to wind up anyone who did.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'd like to learn Hebrew.
  • I still barely understand what Touhou is.
  • I don't care if people don't like Homestuck as long as they don't act like jerks about it.
  • edited 2012-01-28 22:50:50
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ Series of bullet hell video games.

    ^ Same, honestly.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Homestuck? I don't care about it.
  • Yeah, I know that. But what's the plot?
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