The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Human beings are also, really cool sometimes.

    Imagine several hundred people in the same tree. that'd just be silly, where would they sleep.
  • Human beings are also, really cool sometimes.

    Cynicalclock

    i sense trickery



  • I dislike people moving into my territory, so I cheer them up so I get the grumpy corner all by myself.

    It's actually rather simple.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    But even a cynicalclock is idealistic twice a day!
  • The reviews of Spec Ops: The Line on Metacritic seem to be missing the point of the game.

    I've never played it, but the episodes of Extra Credits dedicated to it gave me a good idea of the game's quality. I really want to play it now.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Yeah but there are always the times where you see the best of people


    Generally not something you see on the internet as much, but still!
    I agree. Overall I consider myself an optimist about the human condition. But I reserve the right to hate the state of the world sometimes, if only because I have no intention of sustaining that anger beyond whatever desire for positive change it produces.
  • something very frustrating about FL Studio is that it will occasionally stop working and never tell you why.

    Kexruct said:

    Spec Ops: The Line

    not again
  • Kexruct said:

    Spec Ops: The Line



    not again

    I'm not even going to state my opinion, just watch this.
  • Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Spec Ops: The Line



    not again

    I'm not even going to state my opinion, just watch this.
    I will refrain from doing so.
  • Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Spec Ops: The Line



    not again

    I'm not even going to state my opinion, just watch this.
    I will refrain from doing so.
    Why is it so hard to convince you people to watch videos? Do you just not like the idea of your opinion being challenged?
  • Rather than getting into this argument for the 50,000th time in the past two years, I will just let you to think that.
  • ick it looks like one of those shooty games.
  • Naney said:

    ick it looks like one of those shooty games.

    Just watch the video. It's not really one of those shooty games.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    ick it looks like one of those shooty games.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Goddamn ninjutsu...
  • Rather than getting into this argument for the 50,000th time in the past two years, I will just let you to think that.

    Think about what, exactly? You haven't even said anything.
  • ok i will watch this fine


    even if i have to wade through shitty memes to do so
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz_ said:

    I mean, where would he or she put the wedding ring?

    Eep!  I accidentally used a singular "they"! 

    D:

    Singular "they" is perfectly grammatically acceptable, Aliroz.
    No it is not.

    It's wrong and nobody should use it.
  • Kexruct said:

    Rather than getting into this argument for the 50,000th time in the past two years, I will just let you to think that.

    Think about what, exactly? You haven't even said anything.



    ugh.

    To put it in the simplest terms possible, I have had a number of acquantainces of mine "get into" Spec Ops periodically since the thing came out.

    At first I was ambivalent at best, and eventually watched a walkthrough of it (this is what I do with every game I am potentially interested in but cannot afford) and I found it rather uninspired and hypocritical in its message.

    That would be the end of it if I did not, constantly, hear about the thing since. Certain parts of the indie gaming community can't seem to shut up about it and it's incredibly grating, because it's not a good game. It's a preachy, uninformed indictment of an easily disliked genre that people like specifically because it is a preachy, uninformed indictment of an easily disliked genre. 

    The only reason anyone likes Spec Ops is because they dislike Call of Duty and its brethren, and while I certainly am no huge fan of the CoD series, it's really annoying to see something raised up on a pedestal when it's basically a very shallow, heavy-handed criticism.

    Middens did the same thing better, but is less well known because Middens is actually a challenging game on both an intellectual and strategic level (and it's also a riff on JRPGs rather than FPSes, and no one wants to play a rip into those, because JRPGs are one of the genres that these same CoD-hating people tend to adore).

    And that, Kexruct, is why I reacted the way I did.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz_ said:

    Aliroz_ said:

    I mean, where would he or she put the wedding ring?

    Eep!  I accidentally used a singular "they"! 

    D:

    Singular "they" is perfectly grammatically acceptable, Aliroz.
    No it is not.

    It's wrong and nobody should use it.
    The singular "they" as a gender-neutral pronoun has been used for centuries. Normally I would start pulling out Oxford citations, but I cannot do that right now, so you will have to trust me as a living fount of useless knowledge.
  • edited 2013-05-14 20:42:02

    Kexruct said:

    Rather than getting into this argument for the 50,000th time in the past two years, I will just let you to think that.

    Think about what, exactly? You haven't even said anything.



    ugh.

    To put it in the simplest terms possible, I have had a number of acquantainces of mine "get into" Spec Ops periodically since the thing came out.

    At first I was ambivalent at best, and eventually watched a walkthrough of it (this is what I do with every game I am potentially interested in but cannot afford) and I found it rather uninspired and hypocritical in its message.

    That would be the end of it if I did not, constantly, hear about the thing since. The indie gaming community can't seem to shut up about it and it's incredibly grating, because it's not a good game. It's a preachy, uninformed indictment of an easily disliked genre that people like specifically because it is a preachy, uninformed indictment of an easily disliked genre. 

    The only reason anyone likes Spec Ops is because they dislike Call of Duty and its brethren, and while I certainly am no huge fan of the CoD series, it's really annoying to see something raised up on a pedestal when it's basically a very shallow, heavy-handed criticism.

    Middens did the same thing better, but is less well known because Middens is actually a challenging game on both an intellectual and strategic level (and it's also a riff on JRPGs rather than FPSes, and no one wants to play a rip into those, because JRPGs are one of the genres that these same CoD-hating people tend to adore).

    It delivers its message through its mechanics. It's a send up of bland copycat shooters, and it does so by presenting itself as one while deliberately playing up the cognitive dissonance that such a game causes. 
  • Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Rather than getting into this argument for the 50,000th time in the past two years, I will just let you to think that.

    Think about what, exactly? You haven't even said anything.



    ugh.

    To put it in the simplest terms possible, I have had a number of acquantainces of mine "get into" Spec Ops periodically since the thing came out.

    At first I was ambivalent at best, and eventually watched a walkthrough of it (this is what I do with every game I am potentially interested in but cannot afford) and I found it rather uninspired and hypocritical in its message.

    That would be the end of it if I did not, constantly, hear about the thing since. The indie gaming community can't seem to shut up about it and it's incredibly grating, because it's not a good game. It's a preachy, uninformed indictment of an easily disliked genre that people like specifically because it is a preachy, uninformed indictment of an easily disliked genre. 

    The only reason anyone likes Spec Ops is because they dislike Call of Duty and its brethren, and while I certainly am no huge fan of the CoD series, it's really annoying to see something raised up on a pedestal when it's basically a very shallow, heavy-handed criticism.

    Middens did the same thing better, but is less well known because Middens is actually a challenging game on both an intellectual and strategic level (and it's also a riff on JRPGs rather than FPSes, and no one wants to play a rip into those, because JRPGs are one of the genres that these same CoD-hating people tend to adore).

    It delivers its message through its mechanics. It's a send up of bland copycat shooters, and it does so by presenting itself as one while deliberately playing up the cognitive dissonance that such a game causes. 



    Do you know how many times I have heard almost that exact paragraph addressed to me?

    I am capable of understanding the idea of satire (which is essentially what Spec Ops is, even if it's not comedic as most examples are), I am not in second grade. My point is that there are games that ridicule violence in video games far better than Spec Ops does, and that Spec Ops does not satire its target particularly well.

    This is without getting into the hypocrisy of charging money for a product like this.

    If you want to play a thoughtful game with a similar message that is actually worth playing, get Middens.

  • Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Spec Ops: The Line



    not again

    I'm not even going to state my opinion, just watch this.
    I will refrain from doing so.
    Why is it so hard to convince you people to watch videos? Do you just not like the idea of your opinion being challenged?
    huh, interesting.


    i still wouldn't play it though.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I may not be a gamer myself, but Mojave makes an excellent point here. I can appreciate the intent of making a satirical game, but after a certain point, a parody can go from amusing to painful in its accuracy. Furthermore, charging money for such a satire in game form—that is, something that consciously fails to live up to its purpose to make a point—is highly dubious.
  • charging money for such a satire in game form—that is, something that consciously fails to live up to its purpose to make a point—is highly dubious.

    How so?
  • Most of the points brought up in Kexy's second video seem pretty similar to the way that Off is set up.

    Recognizing the player as a separate being from the PC, for example. Juxtaposing the typical gameplay with fantastic elements (i.e. the healing potions and ethers of most JRPGs being replaced by various types of demon meat).

    I'd like to see Extra Credits take a whack at Off. See what they come up with.
  • In fact I will actually link you to Middens' download page. Because it is better than Spec Ops in more or less every way.

    Not that it doesn't have some problems of its own, namely, the interface is rather clunky and I feel that the deliberate obfuscation of certain game elements is a little on-the-nose, but all in all, it makes its case better than Spec Ops does.

    Yarrun said:

    Most of the points brought up in Kexy's second video seem pretty similar to the way that Off is set up.

    Recognizing the player as a separate being from the PC, for example. Juxtaposing the typical gameplay with fantastic elements (i.e. the healing potions and ethers of most JRPGs being replaced by various types of demon meat).

    I'd like to see Extra Credits take a whack at Off. See what they come up with.

    Middens is more similar, and again, much better a game.
  • Yarrun said:

    Most of the points brought up in Kexy's second video seem pretty similar to the way that Off is set up.

    Recognizing the player as a separate being from the PC, for example. Juxtaposing the typical gameplay with fantastic elements (i.e. the healing potions and ethers of most JRPGs being replaced by various types of demon meat).

    Now that you point that out, yeah.



  • Did somebody say...

    Nanomachines!
  • also i wanted to say that the visuals in that spec ops game looked pretty rad, with the rappelling and all the people strung up on lamp posts and whatnot.
  • Did somebody say...

    Nanomachines!

    mmmnope.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz_ said:

    Aliroz_ said:

    I mean, where would he or she put the wedding ring?

    Eep!  I accidentally used a singular "they"! 

    D:

    Singular "they" is perfectly grammatically acceptable, Aliroz.
    No it is not.

    It's wrong and nobody should use it.
    The singular "they" as a gender-neutral pronoun has been used for centuries. Normally I would start pulling out Oxford citations, but I cannot do that right now, so you will have to trust me as a living fount of useless knowledge.
    Okay, then.  That changes nothing except that it means that I am wrong in my conviction. 

    And since when have I let being wrong get in my way?
  • Naney said:

    also i wanted to say that the visuals in that spec ops game looked pretty rad, with the rappelling and all the people strung up on lamp posts and whatnot.



    the visuals in Spec Ops are not terribly different from the visuals in any other military FPS.

    that said, the art design is one of the game's stronger points.

  • i meant like the art design whatever
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    charging money for such a satire in game form—that is, something that consciously fails to live up to its purpose to make a point—is highly dubious.

    How so?
    When a game is built to fail as a game, one can only gain enjoyment from it on a meta level—as a satirical artefact—particularly when it is so dangerously on the nose. This is entirely unlike an artistic parody, wherein the only thing asked of the audience is time. A game requires time and effort alike; providing such a scant reward for that strikes me as unfair. To design a (weak) parody game is often simply to design a bad game, albeit an intentionally bad one, and while I think one should be free to spend one's money how one chooses, it feels like a disingenuous manoeuvre to sell such a thing as a legitimate product.
  • If you want to play a thoughtful game with a similar message that is actually worth playing
    also i wanted to say that this statement/sentiment is ridiculous because what a piece of art is worth is almost entirely self-defined.
  • Is the fun the only way to engage a player?
    Naney said:

    Did somebody say...

    Nanomachines!

    mmmnope.
    Well, I just said so there!
  • I should also point out that Spec Ops is a rather ridiculous $30. There are a lot of things you could buy for $30, and I would not recommend that as a potential purchase.
    Naney said:

    If you want to play a thoughtful game with a similar message that is actually worth playing
    also i wanted to say that this statement/sentiment is ridiculous because what a piece of art is worth is almost entirely self-defined.
    you can add "in my opinion" on the end of pretty much every statement I make to that effect, you know.

    Is the fun the only way to engage a player?

    No one is saying that.

  • I know, I know, I'll get to Middens.

    I wonder what got the Tumblr crowd into Off, specifically? I mean, besides Batter/Zacherie (which doesn't make a lick of sense).

    I'd make some offhand comment about something in Off appealing to the bereft Homestucks, but I really can't think of anything.
  • Naney said:

    charging money for such a satire in game form—that is, something that consciously fails to live up to its purpose to make a point—is highly dubious.

    How so?
    When a game is built to fail as a game, one can only gain enjoyment from it on a meta level—as a satirical artefact—particularly when it is so dangerously on the nose. This is entirely unlike an artistic parody, wherein the only thing asked of the audience is time. A game requires time and effort alike; providing such a scant reward for that strikes me as unfair. To design a (weak) parody game is often simply to design a bad game, albeit an intentionally bad one, and while I think one should be free to spend one's money how one chooses, it feels like a disingenuous manoeuvre to sell such a thing as a legitimate product.
    Well, by now anyone who would be buying the game would know something of it's nature.


    Also you seem to be suggesting that enjoyment can only be derived from game through victory, which seems rather suspect to me.

    It doesn't seem built to fail as a game, rather it seems to be built to result in failure for the character. Which is entirely unrelated to enjoyment of the experience.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Kexruct said:

    The only reason anyone likes Spec Ops is because they dislike Call of Duty and its brethren, and while I certainly am no huge fan of the CoD series, it's really annoying to see something raised up on a pedestal when it's basically a very shallow, heavy-handed criticism.

    Well I liked Spec Ops and I also enjoyed Modern Warfare 2, World at War, and Black Ops, and I think that Spec Ops was pretty oh who cares about my opinion.

    Just go play Nier.
  • Honestly Off's fandom-at-large is annoying to some extent but as far as Tumblr fad fandoms go, they're one of the most tolerable.

    The only reason I never finished Off is because I just felt that the tedious mechanics got in the way of the story. Middens has the same problem, honestly (though the specific mechanics are different).

  • Mojave Music said:I should also point out that Spec Ops is a rather ridiculous $30. There are a lot of things you could buy for $30, and I would not recommend that as a potential purchase.

    "What? They want me to pay for this game that likely had a five-figure budget? What a rip off."
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Well, it's like that Angry birds, solitaire, anything-by-popcap-games games that just takes up time.

    I'd rather drop a rock into a jug and then take the rock out of the jug; and then repeat what I just did.  That's a lot of fun in its utter physical, tactile, simplicity.  A joy not only to sight, but to the sense of touch (much more than a flat screen, rocks have texture).  But that's just me, to each his/her own.


  • Kexruct said:

    I should also point out that Spec Ops is a rather ridiculous $30. There are a lot of things you could buy for $30, and I would not recommend that as a potential purchase.

    "What? They want me to pay for this game that likely had a five-figure budget? What a rip off."



    Yeah you can just completely ignore the criticism, that's cool too.

    edit: why the fuck does the quote system puke every time I quote certain, specific people.

  • i hear the amen break
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