Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I've done it. All I have left is finals.
Also, vampire bats are okay. And vampire watermelons are simultaneously funny and a great idea for a Pokémon.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My job starts today. I've got a little less than two hours before I have to leave.
Feels weird somehow. I'm nervous, not so much about the job itself, but at how much it will disrupt what little routine I had. Granted, it's from 6 to 11, and that's not really a time when I normally do much but sit around anyway...
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Five hours shouldn't be too rough, though. Good luck.
Reading about baseball, and these thoughts came to mind:
Jeffrey Loria is a bully and a thief and needs to be in jail.
Marge Schott is as much of a bitch as I rememebr her being (she was pretty much literally a Nazi) and I'm pretty sure she's burning in Hell at the moment. :P
I was upset earlier today because I had somehow managed to get Nickelback stuck in my head, but it segued into Modest Mouse (somehow) and all was right in the world.
Also, judging from their ads back in the late 1970s, ABC was the hippie network with aspirations of being the disco-fabulous network, CBS was the old people network (who was desperately trying to be cool), NBC was the network for the weird kids who took apart their dad's VCR when they were bored like my brother and I did, and PBS was still PBS.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Then you skip ahead 10 years and the pattern still works: NBC is the nerd who made it big in stand-up comedy; ABC got married, had a bunch of kids and started making Full House and TGIF (not to mention thirtysomething); and CBS is less cool than ever.
Now, CBS is the cool one by way of sheer dumb luck (they're still the old people network, but there's more old people now!); NBC lost everything in the tech crash of 2001 and is currently stuck working the register at his rich uncle Comcast's video store; and as for ABC? "Hey, American, you just had a bunch of kids and ran out of fun things to do with them up in Capital Cities! What are you going to do next?" "I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!"
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
My personal favourite is episode 23 because of how fucked up it is. It has Ken's father saying mean things about a mental asylum, and a guy commiting suicide, to which Ken doesn't even bate an eye. Fuck, I should continue my liveblog over at IJBM when I get stable Internet
as far as I can tell it seems like Ken suffers from some severe delusions and murders a handsome young gay fellow who is coming onto him in a fit of homophobic rage
"Unfortunately the young ladies of today have grown up in a world that has sexual harassment laws and equal rights for woman in place." "Unfortunately"
It's ok, I really wasn't gonna use that computer monitor.
Now, CBS is the cool one by way of sheer dumb luck (they're still the old people network, but there's more old people now!); NBC lost everything in the tech crash of 2001 and is currently stuck working the register at his rich uncle Comcast's video store; and as for ABC? "Hey, American, you just had a bunch of kids and ran out of fun things to do with them up in Capital Cities! What are you going to do next?" "I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!"
Then, after a fourteen-year stay in Disney World, ABC joined the Mile High Club :P
When it comes to sexual harassment online and in video games, an older woman is commenting that her personal response was to "Get thicker skin" and then came that comment.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The blood is important. Everything else is replaceable. They can play baseball if you wish. They can be shoegazer bassists, if you wish.
Why do people over-ate vampires is anyone's guess.
I'm getting this!
like my brother and I did, and PBS was still PBS.and then i do not remember any more
Doctor Volga, please forgive me!
*beep*
WOOOOH
You do realize that's victim blaming right? blaming the victim does not transfer the responsibility of the actions onto the victim ~smack~
Fuck, I should continue my liveblog over at IJBM when I get stable Internet
this might beat out King of the Hill as my new fave anime.
"Unfortunately the young ladies of today have grown up in a world that has sexual harassment laws and equal rights for woman in place."
"Unfortunately"
It's ok, I really wasn't gonna use that computer monitor.