The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • yayuh


    Maaaaan I had not listened to Slayer since my old computer died like a year ago


    (*vigorous headbanging*)

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    image

    pone
  • Show No Mercy might be my fave Slayer album


    which is weird i know, but w/e
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, its blunt assault can be pretty refreshing.
  • Gotta go fast!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sonicstooslow
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Blast Processing
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDONT
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    chickens
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hotcakes? Isn't that nice? Do you know what I like on my hotcakes?

    Spoiler:
    CHOCOLATE-COVERED COCK
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    mmmmhmmmm, gotta love cock on your hotcakes, if you know what i mean, heh heh heh
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    CHOCOLATE-COVERED COCK-BOILED EGGS
    CANARY COCK
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    COCKS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No, KOCK is not a better callsign.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    80085
  • LWLW
    edited 2013-05-04 20:19:47

    Cynicalclock,
    Gotta go fast!
    SoNIC HOTDOGS in case embedding is disabled.
  • Secret Agendas. It's not l-like we don't both have secret agendas or anything.

  • FUCK THIS WORLD

    AND FUCK THIS PLACE

    I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

    I NEVER WANTED THIS

    I NEVER ASKED FOR YOU

    I NEVER WANTED YOU
    these are actual lyrics from an actual song i actually just sat through for real
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wouldn't dream of thinking otherwise.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Heapers' Hangout 2: The straight-to-video sequel
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    CRAWLING IN MY SKIN,

    THESE WOUND THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAAAL!
  • Heapers' Hangout 2: The straight-to-video sequel

    Aren't we technically heapout number 2.

    I mean, come on, don't make me make a prequel "Heapers Hangout: Origins"
  • Pulp Fiction is on Netflix finally, so now is as good a time as any to watch it.

    I got really happy when the guy mentioned Knoxville.

    "HEY. KNOXVILLE. I KNOW THAT PLACE. THAT'S A PLACE I'VE BEEN TO. IT'S NEAR WHERE I LIVE. COOL."
  • Kexruct said:

    Pulp Fiction is on Netflix finally, so now is as good a time as any to watch it.

    bring out the gimp
  • Naney said:

    Kexruct said:

    Pulp Fiction is on Netflix finally, so now is as good a time as any to watch it.

    bring out the gimp
    I have a feeling I'll understand this reference within the next hour.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image


    Welp...

    Time to refill the glass in front of me.

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that is a tasty burger
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Heapers' Hangout 2: The straight-to-video sequel

    Aren't we technically heapout number 2.

    I mean, come on, don't make me make a prequel "Heapers Hangout: Origins"
    Fine, I guess this is Heap 3: The Revenge of the Return of the Son of Heap
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Justice42 said:

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    Welp...

    Time to refill the glass in front of me.

    image

    Next up in that case is "middle schooler gets teen pregnant" :(
  • edited 2013-05-04 02:23:18
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kexruct said:

    Pulp Fiction is on Netflix finally, so now is as good a time as any to watch it.


    I got really happy when the guy mentioned Knoxville.

    "HEY. KNOXVILLE. I KNOW THAT PLACE. THAT'S A PLACE I'VE BEEN TO. IT'S NEAR WHERE I LIVE. COOL."
    I thought Miramax already added all their movies to Netflix? (Well, their best-known, anyway.)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well, I base that on what the private equity owners intended on doing with Miramax upon taking over: basically, just exploiting its film library via licensing deals (which include licensing it to Netflix) and developing sequels to entries in it.

    I never looked for any Miramax content on Netflix, though...I know The Crow is on there as of last month, only because Mother watched it.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image

    looks somewhat photoshooped
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, that GIF of Nathan Explosion pounding a jug of bleach is hilarious.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The Crow is one of those goffik kind of movies, right
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I guess?

    Also, I hope that Filmyard Holdings (Miramax's owner now, initially a joint venture of Ron Tutor, Colony Capital, and the Qatar Investment Authority; Tutor has since dropped out) wants to shop Miramax soon

    I wanna buy it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • torrenting the first Diablo because fuck it.
  • torrenting the first Diablo because fuck it.

    What song is that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A division of the Ministry of Transportation, the objective of the Royal Traffic Authority is to maintain efficiency and safety on Her Royal Highness's highways. The central command center staff monitors traffic cameras 24/7 and receives reports of incidents and congestion from law enforcement and the public. In addition, highways are patrolled in real-time by traffic marshals, who report current conditions to the command center, as well as assisting with minor incidents such as stalled vehicles.

    In addition RTA traffic marshals may also be called into direct traffic during scheduled events (such as parades) and emergency situations (such as power outages). While traffic marshals are not law enforcement officers, drivers are required to comply with their directions.

    whee overthinking imaginary government agencies
  • edited 2013-05-04 06:13:56
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    waiterman, come here pelase

    hey chef
    what'sa up

    well, your'e my clostest friend
    so i just thought i should let you know

    that you're transgender?

    no, i'm still in denital bout that
    i thought i should let you kjnow that i'm moving to Gloucerstershrie

    gloscetrshire
    that's in england
    far awy from beautiful Latewood Ohio

    I know
    I'm sorry

    aww, i'll miss you chef
    who will be your replacement?

    replacement?

    you know, the new chef to run the sestaurant
    and cook thefoodstuffs for the customrs

    oh, don't be silly
    i'm taking the reastuarant with me

    you can't do that, chef

    why not

    it's not your reastuarnt
    you just work here

    well what the owner doesn't know won't hurt him
    meet me tonight with your pickup truck and a reaturant-sized trailer

    do you inteed to drive to england from here, chef

    i don't see why not

    ugh, fine
    i'll stop by the trailer reintal place on the wya home

    TO BE CONTINUED
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A cliffhanger?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm pulling out all the stops for Season 3, baby!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ooh!

    Cassandra () May 04 2013 03:27:31 AM
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    CameronEe (deeqia814@hotmail.com) May 04 2013 04:21:41 AM
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  • Raocow gave me quite a few meaty bits of irony to chew on.

    ~Nom nom nom nom~
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