The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • aaaand now it is back to bleh country
  • edited 2013-05-03 13:21:49
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aggressive Grammar Nazis don't actually do a good job of persuading people to care about proper spelling and grammar; while polite people who try to be cheerful and helpful while helping educate those with poor spelling and grammar do a good job.
  • edited 2013-05-03 13:28:25

    I know I'm more nervous than I was when you saw me last year, but you don't need to hold a clinic over it. There's plenty of reason, God knows, and I fancy I'm lucky to be sane at all. Why the third degree? You didn't use to be so inquisitive.

    Well, if you must hear it, I don't know why you shouldn't. Maybe you ought to, anyhow, for you kept writing me like a grieved parent when you heard I'd begun to cut the Art Club and keep away from Pickman. Now that he's disappeared I go round to the club once in a while, but my nerves aren't what they were.

    No, I don't know what's become of Pickman, and I don't like to guess. You might have surmised I had some inside information when I dropped him--and that's why I don't want to think where he's gone. Let the police find what they can--it won't be much, judging from the fact that they don't know yet of the old North End place he hired under the name of Peters.

    I'm not sure that I could find it again myself--not that I'd ever try, even in broad daylight!
  • edited 2013-05-03 13:28:15



    Yes, I do know, or am afraid I know, why he maintained it. I'm coming to that. And I think you'll understand before I'm through why I don't tell the police. They would ask me to guide them, but I couldn't go back there even if I knew the way. There was something there--and now I can't use the subway or (and you may as well have your laugh at this, too) go down into cellars any more.

    I should think you'd have known I didn't drop Pickman for the same silly reasons that fussy old women like Dr. Reid or Joe Minot or Rosworth did. Morbid art doesn't shock me, and when a man has the genius Pickman had I feel it an honour to know him, no matter what direction his work takes. Boston never had a greater painter than Richard Upton Pickman. I said it at first and I say it still, and I never swerved an inch, either, when he showed that 'Ghoul Feeding'. That, you remember, was when Minot cut him.

    You know, it takes profound art and profound insight into Nature to turn out stuff like Pickman's. Any magazine-cover hack can splash paint around wildly and call it a nightmare or a Witches' Sabbath or a portrait of the devil, but only a great painter can make such a thing really scare or ring true. That's because only a real artist knows the actual anatomy of the terrible or the physiology of fear-the exact sort of lines and proportions that connect up with latent instincts or hereditary memories of fright, and the proper colour contrasts and lighting effects to stir the dormant sense of strangeness. I don't have to tell you why a Fuseli really brings a shiver while a cheap ghost-story frontispiece merely makes us laugh. There's something those fellows catch--beyond life--that they're able to make us catch for a second. Doré had it. Sime has it. Angarola of Chicago has it. And Pickman had it as no man ever had it before or--I hope to Heaven--ever will again.
  • edited 2013-05-03 13:39:36
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Mystery of the day: Why is OpenSSL's AES256 test twice as fast on my crappy MacBook as it is on the 8-core Xeon monster? The processors are similar (2.0 GHz Clovertown in the Dell Xeon machines, 2.1 GHz Penryn in the MacBook) and they're using the exact same builds of OpenSSL.

  • Thank you, will.i.am, for introducing me to Arty. He is fantastic.

    Love, Tre

    (p.s. you better get your shit together before you make another BEP album)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Dark alley (dark alley) black star 
    Four turkeys in a big black car 
    The road is shiny (bright shine) the wheels slide 
    Four turkeys going for a dangerous ride 
    The lacquer crackles (black tar) the engines roar 
    A ship was turning broadside to the shore 
    Splish splash I was raking in the cash 
    The biology of purpose keeps my nose above the surface (ooh) 
    King's lead hat put the innocence inside her, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 
    King's lead hat was a mother to desire, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 


    In new delhi (smelly delhi) and hong kong 
    They all know that it won't be long 
    I count my fingers (digit counter) as night falls 
    And draw bananas on the bathroom walls 
    The killer cycles (humdrum) the killer hertz 
    The passage of my life is measured out in shirts 
    Time and motion (motion carried) time and tide 
    All I know and all I have is time and time and tide is on my side 
    King's lead hat put the poker in the fire, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 
    King's lead hat was a mother to desire, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 

  • My dreams exceed my real life

    The weapon's ready (ready freddy) the guns purr 
    The satellite distorts his voice to a slur 
    He gives orders (finger pie) which no one hears 
    The king's hat fits over their ears 
    He takes his modicate (indecipherable) cold turpentine 
    He tries to dial out 999999999 
    He dials reception (moving finger) he's all alone 
    He's just a victim of the telephone 
    King's lead hat made the amazon much wider, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 
    King's lead hat put the poker in the fire, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 
    King's lead hat was a mother to desire, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 
    King's lead hat put the innocence inside her, it will come, it will come, it will surely come 
    King's lead hat was a hammer to desire, it will come, it will come, it will surely come.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *the royal guards roll out the red carpet as Princess Centie enters the thread*

    Hello, my loyal subjects. What's up?

    It's pretty nice out today...I'd like to go somewhere but I don't know where.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Type into a browser and it won't even let you search for his site, it'll take you straight there

    What is he? Stalin?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My wife likes Pinkie Pie because she's insane. I also had to explain that despite the fact that Luna is nice enough, Nightmare Moon is in-fact a power hungry tyrant who cares not for the well being of others and that her being banished for 1,000 years was likely a sad necessity. 


    Though it is fascinating that her initial reaction is one of sympathy towards Luna.
  • Odradek said:

    Type into a browser and it won't even let you search for his site, it'll take you straight there

    What is he? Stalin?

    He is a man who can buy custom url's, that's all.
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • edited 2013-05-03 16:20:54
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    man

    Deadline commenters be hatin' on IFC

    really does make me wonder how to fix it though

    I'm terrified that I might have to water it down, but really as the media conglomerates start to figure out the Internet more I'm thinking the less pablum-y stuff will have a better chance of succeeding


  • Pancakes for breakfast, why, you shouldn't have
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Getting cable tomorrow..hopefully. That means I can watch Chiller and Ovation.
  • edited 2013-05-03 17:34:09
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Mother still doesn't want pay TV back

    The broadcast networks are mostly wastelands
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Naney said:

    Real Talk: Male strippers, like strippers in general, sound about as appealing as a bucket of worms.

    hit the nail right on the head
  • So hey guys, A show about Hannibal the Cannibal might be a little violent, thoughts?

  • My brother has been playing this song over and over again.
  • wow, that's a big sticker
  • also apparently I have a fever

    :/
  • edited 2013-05-03 18:18:10
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So hey guys, A show about Hannibal the Cannibal might be a little violent, thoughts?

    are shows on the major networks not supposed to be violent?


    ^Aww :(
  • Well, I mean, one episode already got pulled for being "violent", and this was before an episode that showed the graphic murder of a nurse.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what sucks?

    6 times 4 equals 24.

    24 is such a poser. I just want to punch its smug face in. You're not 32, so stop acting like you are.
  • You know what sucks?


    6 times 4 equals 24.
    oh, that's nothing. 7 times 4 is 28

    i mean, 7 is so pointy, and then 28 is square and it just does not gell

  • Where did that come from?

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    28 kinda gets a pass in my book, admittedly, because it's useful as the number of days in a month rounded to an even number of weeks.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well, I mean, one episode already got pulled for being "violent", and this was before an episode that showed the graphic murder of a nurse.
    Did NBC itself pull an episode?

    I know KSL-TV in Salt Lake City, a notoriously conservative affiliate, dropped the show outright after viewer complaints (KSL is owned by Bonneville International, the commercial media arm of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints), which sent it to the CW affiliate there, KUCW (which also airs fellow KSL reject Saturday Night Live).

    KSL-TV has been an NBC affiliate since 1995 (before that, they were a CBS affiliate), and has a history of pre-empting network programming that does not agree with the owners' values.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What do you mean "notoriously" conservative?

    So, they're reckless dashing scoundrels who go around the place on the fringes of the law.... being conservative?
  • ~shrug~
  • Aliroz_ said:

    What do you mean "notoriously" conservative?

    So, they're reckless dashing scoundrels who go around the place on the fringes of the law.... being conservative?



    generally known and talked of; especially : widely and unfavorably known
    nothing about dashing scoundrels
  • edited 2013-05-03 20:41:03
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    24 is not that bad a number.  I mean, it's fifteen plus three plus six.  That's pretty cool.  Besides, I never liked the powers of two like other people seem to do.  32, 64, 128?  I just don't care too much for them.

    Widely and unfavorably known?

    Well, what's wrong with being conservative?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm saying they've gained infamy for pre-empting a lot of NBC programming they don't agree with.

    Pre-emptions of network programming on moral grounds is rarely done, and, indeed, TV stations rarely pre-empt network programming for anything but local news emergencies nowadays.
  • edited 2013-05-03 20:56:18
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The only times I've ever seen network stations here preempt the network is for special events, like a Billy Graham special or a telethon.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Cyndi Lauper
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There were times in the past when KMGH would pre-empt ABC shows from Billy Graham but this only happened once in a blue moon.

    I think around Christmas, KUSA pre-empts NBC programming for local Christmas events (such as the lights being lit on the Denver Municipal Building and the Parade of Lights).

    KCNC is owned by CBS, and I don't remember them ever pre-empting network programming. KDVR doesn't seem to pre-empt Fox programming either, and KWGN doesn't do the same with CW programming (if KDVR needs to pre-empt anything, maybe they kick Fox shows over to KWGN; KWGN is KDVR's LMA partner now. I know KUSA moves newscasts to KTVD when NBC Sports programming prevents them from airing on KUSA.)
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been on here much. I've been catching up on schoolwork.

    The good news is, I've saved my Physics lab grade. The bad news is, my Cell Bio project is not going right at all.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aww...good luck, Gator!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Thanks, CA.

    It should turn out fine. I'm just disappointed that we can't use the stem cells we wanted.

    Also on the plus side, I had soft tacos for lunch today. They were good. I took a picture of them. I'd like to upload it once I figure out how to upload things from my tablet.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Where did you get them from?

    Why can't you use the stem cells you wanted?
  • back from watching a movie with my mom


    wooo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wales
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