i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Where did the 'Satan is in charge of torturing souls' idea come from anyways? It's not Biblical. It's not from Dante; Satan's frozen in that one.
It was a slow progression from artwork and works around the Final Judgement. Originally Angels where actually torturing the damned (before this the sinners where sorta just... ushered away into a dark area away from the people going into heaven), eventully this shifted to demons/fallen angels (who where thought to inhabit a place of fiery unpleasantness probably due to the writings in Enoch) who where using the same tools of the inquisition, Demons and Satan where sort of though of "tools of God" at this time you see, with the tortures of sinners being seen as part of "great design" as it where.
Works like Genesis B and Paradise Lost shifted the look of Satan from a sort of hapless tool of God to jealous and hurt fallen angel with an agenda to actively harm humans as a method of getting some form of vengeance on the Almighty.
So basically, originally "Hell" was either a place God sent you because he was sick of your sinning and didn't want to deal with you or a place where he could destroy the soul, but this got combined with the torture of the Watcher angels in Enoch, and then Satan got a level in bad-ass because of some medevial Anglo-Saxton writings + Milton popularizing the idea.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
There are bunnies in Easter because Jesus got super drunk one day and decided bunnies would always be present when something bad happened to him /Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff
I just wanted to contrast my last two posts on religion, because it amuses me greatly.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Har har, geddit? It's a tiny little Smart car but they made it up like a police car! *eyeroll*
The lightbar just amuses me. Partly because they somehow managed to find a bar that fits that thing without sticking out a foot on either side, but also because...what purpose does it serve, exactly? You can light that thing up like a rave for all I care, I'm still not moving out of the way for a rent-a-cop in a Smart car.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I admit, though, I did think their 1956 Ford was pretty cool.
Bizarrely, all the pictures I've found of this one show it with "EASTON 1" on the back and no plate on the front. Not sure how they managed to get away with that; usually Ohio cops love to pull over people without front plates.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Your vehicle is (presumably) registered in Pennsylvania
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Last year my mother bought a car that didn't have a bracket for a front plate, or even holes drilled to mount one.
I tried to convince her to buy the bracket online and let me install it, but instead she chose to take it to a dealership and pay them to do it.
In theory, I can understand the purpose of front and back plates, but in practice it strikes me as redundant.
Wait until a car strikes you, from the back and the front, and then tell me how redundant it is when you need to copy/write down/ remember their numbers.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think the main reason Ohio hasn't gone to one plate yet is that everybody is smart enough to know we'd just get ripped off.
Logically, if the BMV charges $10 for two plates, they should charge $5 for a single plate, right? But we all know that ain't gonna happen; they'd end up charging something like $8 for one plate and pocketing the difference.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Random thought:
Water conservationists concerned with the amount of water used up in a toiler flush should try a "When you poop alone, you poop with Hitler." campaign.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...Am I the only one who dislikes this trend of emphasizing the grille? I prefer the sort of '90s/early 2000s style where the front of the car is sloped down more towards a smaller grille.
...Am I the only one who dislikes this trend of emphasizing the grille? I prefer the sort of '90s/early 2000s style where the front of the car is sloped down more towards a smaller grille.
Current car trends are made by stupid people made of stupid.
...Am I the only one who dislikes this trend of emphasizing the grille? I prefer the sort of '90s/early 2000s style where the front of the car is sloped down more towards a smaller grille.
Current car trends are made by stupid people made of stupid.
Exactly what kind of material is "stupid" what kind of properties does it have. How is it obtained?
...Am I the only one who dislikes this trend of emphasizing the grille? I prefer the sort of '90s/early 2000s style where the front of the car is sloped down more towards a smaller grille.
Current car trends are made by stupid people made of stupid.
Exactly what kind of material is "stupid" what kind of properties does it have. How is it obtained?
It is a fabulous substance that is its own quality. To describe it to one that has not experienced it requires a description of qualia much in the way that describing sight to a blind man might, but the closest approximation that I can give to you is the palpable absence of intellect.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
suck it, Ohio cops
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
That'll show them.
"Oh, so you mean like 50 shades of grey ~trollface~"
Can't I measure systems in a black and white environment without a mention to that terrible book ~smack~
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Man, it's like Penn's the official state of the Heap.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Random thought:
Water conservationists concerned with the amount of water used up in a toiler flush should try a "When you poop alone, you poop with Hitler." campaign.
I KNEW you were of nazi.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i cannot handle this
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Hey, Anonus.
I'm pretty sure that area in Colorado is actually really dry.