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Odradek · 2013-04-30 21:26:32

Alex was sit in the city with all his droogs.

“HELLO TO DROOGS!” say Alex, suddenly, the droogs turned to police!

“We have been undercover spying of you!” say droogs.

“Oh no!” say Alex, as he run away from police.

Suddenly, the police extracted all of Alex’s free will!

“Oh no now I must obey you!” say Alex, as he was controlled by police.

Suddenly, Beethoven ran up to them.

“HA HA HA HA HA ALEX!” say Beethoven, “MY MUSIC SHALL MAKE A HYPNOTISING YOU!”

And Beethoven hit the switch, and composed many symphonies!

“Is the ninth Symphony…” say Beethoven.

The music made a hypnotising Alex!

“OH NO I AM CONTROLLED!” say Alex, as the droogs used a remote to make him walk around.

“YOU ARE OUR SLAVE NOW!” say droogs.

The droogs were to lazy to police the crimes going on, so they used Alex as a slave to make a solving crimes, for ever and ever.

Imipolex G · 2013-04-30 21:49:47

real horrorshow

Tre · 2013-04-30 22:09:04

Tre.jpg

Salix Babylonika · 2013-04-30 22:10:25

Tre said:

Tre.jpg

you're a bird that sings karaoke?

Tre · 2013-04-30 22:16:08

Yes.

Frankly, this shouldn't be a very surprising development.

Bunny · 2013-04-30 22:17:08

Yeah, I always thought it was rather peculiar when you started talking about your beak. And feathers. And cloaca.

Frankly I thought you were just kind of odd.

Tre · 2013-04-30 22:22:28

Dude... I never talk about my cloaca in public. What do I look like, a frog?

Bunny · 2013-04-30 22:24:06

HEY

ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A FROG

Obā-san · 2013-04-30 22:25:04

Tre · 2013-04-30 22:25:30

Oi, and does he speak like a chav, innit?

Bunny · 2013-04-30 22:28:02

well uh

he speaks like an asshole

does that count

Tre · 2013-04-30 22:30:42

-rimshot-

Aliroz · 2013-04-30 22:31:57

Good:
I exercised today. It felt good.
I discovered Bing images, which is like Google images except it works on my computer and also isn't full of porn and junk and links to viruses.
Tarvek Sturmvoras [[spoiler:got stabbed in the heart.]]

Bad:
Did less well than I wanted on physics test.
Had annoying physics assignment.
Mom hasn't gotten home from work and she should have been an hour ago. That means that either she got pizza or she got in a nevermindIwon'teventhinkaboutit. She's fine. Shesfineshe'sfineshe'sfine.
The firetruck drove past. That's the third time today. Will the arson ever end?
I am not the long-lost prince/princess of Denmark. Tomorrow, I'll test Sweden, Finland, and Norway.

Imipolex G · 2013-04-30 22:32:26

Obā-san · 2013-04-30 22:39:46

Imipölex G said:

still one of my fave album covers of all time

Aliroz · 2013-04-30 22:41:02

Nevermind, it's pizza!

Yay!

Imipolex G · 2013-04-30 22:43:13

what the hell even is that cover

for a moment I thought it was Rainbow Dash being cupcake'd

Section42L · 2013-04-30 22:47:57

Torche is some really nice poppy stoner metal. Their album cover is wonderfully bizarre too.

Aliroz · 2013-04-30 22:49:00

Imipolex, never use Cupcake'd as a verb again.

Unless you mean it to mean "covered in delicious cupcakes".

Imipolex G · 2013-04-30 23:05:35

Do you wanna be cupcake'd?

Tanya · 2013-04-30 23:09:28

use it in a sentence.

Clara cupcake'd the cat after conspicuously losing consciousness with cleaning the chelfs.

Obā-san · 2013-04-30 23:30:41

i

am

that

goddamn

son

of

a

bitch

Tanya · 2013-04-30 23:45:12

Naney only loses 100 points, would've been more, but context is king so 100 point loss.

Obā-san · 2013-04-30 23:49:03

in the dead of the night

Tanya · 2013-04-30 23:51:58

I'll negate the point loss if you can reasonably articulate why I had decided to deduct points to begin with.

I am completely neutral on this matter.

Obā-san · 2013-04-30 23:54:32

Dear, I’ll stay gold just to keep these pasts at bay

To keep the loneliest of nights from claiming you

and to keep these longest of days from waking you

For I felt the greatest of winters coming

and I saw you as seasons shifting from blue to grey

That’s where the coldest of these days await me

and distance lays her heavy head beside me

There I’ll stay gold, forever gold

Imipolex G · 2013-04-30 23:59:13

Naney lost 100 points for having that cutesy signature

Tanya · 2013-05-01 00:27:13

I am beginning to believe less that I am a goddess among the human race, and more than people are kinda stupid at times.

"I make a post saying that it's a rhetorical question being asked in the post"

I get a 100% answer to my question.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-05-01 00:31:08

have you considered this might be b/c ur a cat

Obā-san · 2013-05-01 00:36:36

Albert Allick Bowlly (7 January 1898^[1] – 17 April 1941) was an East African singer, songwriter, composer and band leader, who became a popular jazz crooner during the British dance band era of the 1930s and later worked in the United States. He recorded more than 1,000 records between 1927 and 1941. His most popular songs include "Midnight, the Stars and You", "Goodnight, Sweetheart", "The Very Thought of You", "Guilty", and "Love Is the Sweetest Thing".

Tanya · 2013-05-01 00:38:46

Your observation has given my paws. I shall now rewrite law, but with a claws.

lee4hmz · 2013-05-01 00:39:17

A lot of geeks associate 42 with HHGTTG. I associate it with something else entirely:

As in "I can't help but hum the first few bars of this whenever I see or hear the number". :P

Obā-san · 2013-05-01 00:39:53

edvard munch painted many paintings

Princess Alice · 2013-05-01 00:41:10

I miss Bobby

Obā-san · 2013-05-01 00:42:03

Tanya · 2013-05-01 00:42:59

Central Avenue said:
I miss Bobby

Bobby Hill? /king of the hill.

Obā-san · 2013-05-01 00:43:35

I cannot remember enough to miss.

Imipolex G · 2013-05-01 00:44:54

Naney said:
edvard munch painted many paintings

true

Salix Babylonika · 2013-05-01 00:45:04

I believe Central Avenue means a8.

I don't know where he went. :/

Cynicalclock said:
Your observation has given my paws. I shall now rewrite law, but with a claws.

punnery

also I sent you a thing.

Imipolex G · 2013-05-01 00:46:03

a8 or Tachyon or

Imipolex G · 2013-05-01 00:46:29

1970

Anonus · 2013-05-01 00:51:46

Imipölex G said:
a8 or Tachyon or

Yes, him

Cynicalclock said:

Central Avenue said:
I miss Bobby
Bobby Hill? /king of the hill.

Lucky? /101 dalmatians: the series.

Imipolex G · 2013-05-01 00:52:39

TRAIN ARRIVES

SIXTEEN COACHES LONG

Misery · 2013-05-01 00:53:39

http://www.amusingfacts.com/facts/swift-marry-rock.html

wow, people will marry anything literally

Obā-san · 2013-05-01 00:54:21

I have no morals

Some think me cheap

And someone who despises

The normalcy of heartbreak

The purity of love

But I worship the young

And just formed angel

Who sits upon the pin of lust

Everything else

Bores me

I want to see your suicide

I want to see you give it up

Your life of reason

I want you on the floor

And in a coffin your soul shaking

I want to have you doubting

Every meaning you’ve amassed

Like a fortune

Misery · 2013-05-01 00:54:44

boomba

Obā-san · 2013-05-01 00:57:05

Imipolex G · 2013-05-01 00:59:31

Wheatley said:
boomba

goomba

Princess Alice · 2013-05-01 00:59:56

roomba

Princess Alice · 2013-05-01 01:03:37

You know

The fact that Michigan's state highways are referred to as "M-[whatever]" always kinda amused me

Because it's similar to the format used for British motorways

So M-6 is in Grand Rapids, but M6 is in Birmingham :P

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