The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-04-27 20:05:34

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

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    Vasectomies are practical, not "cool." What was this person on?

    Then again, should I really be talking...?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yarrun said:

    Well, this is a fast clip.

    Is that a pun or...?

    If it is, I should herring-smack you right now.
  • edited 2013-04-27 20:27:24
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Naney said:

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    Eh, I disagree with this poster.

    You know what would be really cool? Birth control pills for men (or at least male-sexed people). I hear there actually is one, but it's not being distributed for some reason.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So it turns out my brilliant plan to hide the entirety of Great Britain within the midwestern US has been thwarted.

    Apparently the Royal Navy tried to deploy some ships, then they realized they weren't on an island anymore, so they told the Prime Minister and then they made me put Britain back in Europe.

    Also, they fined me £200. >:(
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yarrun said:

    ...

    I meant the thread. It's going at a fast clip. Compared to its speed at other times.

    I assumed so, but that accidental pun was so astoundingly bad that I had to mention it.
  • edited 2013-04-27 21:14:31
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm back from an unannounced shower. I feel like less of a pathetic womanchild when I'm reasonably clean, so I'm in a better mood now.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    trombone
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    City of Candy Valley
    Department of Syrup
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lumpy gravy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > rambling about princesshood on #trashheap
    > turns into an actual discussion of sovereign nations and political influence

    I love the Trash Heap
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    honk honk
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That jerk just honked at me!

    *flips on my blue lights, flips around and pulls Imi over*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Uh oh, I think I'm gonna get towed

    Good thing I'm a sub
  • edited 2013-04-27 22:00:11
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Pretty sure live-blogging pulling someone over is totes illegal for a number of reasons.
  • Saving Progress stream I was talking about last night has now officially been going on for over an entire day.

    We're approaching hour 29.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *walks up to Imi's window*

    Sir, do you know why I've stopped you?

    (I wonder how many people realize that's a trick question to try to get you to confess to having committed a traffic violation. It seems fairly obvious to me, but people who aren't me are stupid.)
  • I wonder how many people realize that's a trick question to try to get you to confess to having committed a traffic violation
    huh, that makes sense.
  • If I ever have millions of dollars to spare I will make my two dream amusement parks:

    -a giant apartment that makes you feel like you've been shrunk to the size of a mouse
    -a live action roguelike dungeon
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Kexruct said:

    -a live action roguelike dungeon
    That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. :P

    Though I have wondered whether that would make an interesting game show.
  • edited 2013-04-27 22:12:48
    Touch the cow. Do it now.

    *walks up to Imi's window*


    Sir, do you know why I've stopped you?
    'cuz I'm so HAWT
  • Kexruct said:

    -a live action roguelike dungeon
    That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. :P

    Though I have wondered whether that would make an interesting game show.
    I dunno, there would be like "battle stations" or something rather than actual fights.
  • *walks up to Imi's window*


    Sir, do you know why I've stopped you?
    'cuz I'm so HAWT
    PROVE IT
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Granted, I guess some people would say that if you really have committed a traffic violation the right thing to do is own up to it.

    For me that kinda depends on the circumstances, though. If I've legitimately done something wrong, sure, I'll own up to it. But there are a lot of speed traps out there that basically exist just to generate revenue, so...yeah.

    I don't know where I'm going with this. *lets Imi off with a warning*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kexruct said:

    *walks up to Imi's window*


    Sir, do you know why I've stopped you?
    'cuz I'm so HAWT
    PROVE IT
    can't, you're under 18

    anyway, off with a warning, woohoo!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    and thus Imi sped off down the highway at 90 mph in a 55 zone, all before I even got back into my cruiser

    the end
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you'll never take me alive, coppahs!
  • Extended periods of time inside Walmart take a toll on one's mood.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to go inside Walmart for more than 20 minutes without a hazmat suit
  • edited 2013-04-27 22:27:50
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Speaking of Walmart, it's weird to me that Junes from Persona 4 is supposed to be a parody of Walmart, yet it seems like a much more appealing place to shop.
  • Tre said:

    Being withing a 15 meter radius of a Walmart takes a toll on one's mood.

    ftfy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I literally cannot go into Walmart without getting depressed

    ...well, more depressed
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-27 22:31:50
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    I just came back from being there for about 1.5 hours

    It was okay at first but then my family had to get something price matched and it took forever
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Does Walmart have those little stations where you can price-check things yourself? I thought it did.
  • I get really nervous when I'm in stores.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm fine in stores as long as it's not crowded. Especially not with lots of little kids. I don't like being around them.
  • Who has summoned me! ~OoooOOoooOoOooo spooky ghost noises~

    I am the ghost of ideal jam for toast, you should use a good jam if you're eating a piece of toast!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Tre said:

    Being withing a 15 meter radius of a Walmart takes a toll on one's mood.

    ftfy
    I have a Wal-Mart that pretty much just sells groceries and is basically like going to a regular grocery store. However, I know EXACTLY what you mean and get pensive in a regular Wal-Mart after a while and start giving my wife looks of "We need to get the FUCK out of here."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it crushes the soul

    the soul
  • LWLW
    edited 2013-04-27 22:49:19

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    @ Central Avenue,
    Apparently someone around here has a VW Westfalia Camper with a "yield to the princess" bumper sticker. Unfortunately, the bumper sticker was not an actual yield sign, but when I saw it, I thought the link to you was pretty obvious. I almost wondered if it was owned by your secret evil (good?) twin or something.
  • You've activated my trap-card.

    ~flips over the card to reveal that it's Walmart~
  • You've activated my trap-card.

    ~flips over the card to reveal that it's Walmart~

    image
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    WALMART? IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON THAT!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    LouieUU said:

    @ Central Avenue,
    Apparently someone around here has a VW Westfalia Camper with a "yield to the princess" bumper sticker. Unfortunately, the bumper sticker was not an actual yield sign, but when I saw it, I thought the link to you was pretty obvious. I almost wondered if it was owned by your secret evil (good?) twin or something.

    Aww, that's cute!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Random out-of-nowhere thought: I still kinda want my Misfortune.gb game show to be a fleshed-out thing.
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