Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You know what would be really cool? Birth control pills for men (or at least male-sexed people). I hear there actually is one, but it's not being distributed for some reason.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So it turns out my brilliant plan to hide the entirety of Great Britain within the midwestern US has been thwarted.
Apparently the Royal Navy tried to deploy some ships, then they realized they weren't on an island anymore, so they told the Prime Minister and then they made me put Britain back in Europe.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm back from an unannounced shower. I feel like less of a pathetic womanchild when I'm reasonably clean, so I'm in a better mood now.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
> rambling about princesshood on #trashheap
> turns into an actual discussion of sovereign nations and political influence
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That jerk just honked at me!
*flips on my blue lights, flips around and pulls Imi over*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*walks up to Imi's window*
Sir, do you know why I've stopped you?
(I wonder how many people realize that's a trick question to try to get you to confess to having committed a traffic violation. It seems fairly obvious to me, but people who aren't me are stupid.)
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Granted, I guess some people would say that if you really have committed a traffic violation the right thing to do is own up to it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
and thus Imi sped off down the highway at 90 mph in a 55 zone, all before I even got back into my cruiser
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to go inside Walmart for more than 20 minutes without a hazmat suit
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Speaking of Walmart, it's weird to me that Junes from Persona 4 is supposed to be a parody of Walmart, yet it seems like a much more appealing place to shop.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Does Walmart have those little stations where you can price-check things yourself? I thought it did.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I'm fine in stores as long as it's not crowded. Especially not with lots of little kids. I don't like being around them.
Being withing a 15 meter radius of a Walmart takes a toll on one's mood.
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I have a Wal-Mart that pretty much just sells groceries and is basically like going to a regular grocery store. However, I know EXACTLY what you mean and get pensive in a regular Wal-Mart after a while and start giving my wife looks of "We need to get the FUCK out of here."
@ Central Avenue, Apparently someone around here has a VW Westfalia Camper with a "yield to the princess" bumper sticker. Unfortunately, the bumper sticker was not an actual yield sign, but when I saw it, I thought the link to you was pretty obvious. I almost wondered if it was owned by your secret evil (good?) twin or something.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
WALMART? IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON THAT!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@ Central Avenue, Apparently someone around here has a VW Westfalia Camper with a "yield to the princess" bumper sticker. Unfortunately, the bumper sticker was not an actual yield sign, but when I saw it, I thought the link to you was pretty obvious. I almost wondered if it was owned by your secret evil (good?) twin or something.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Random out-of-nowhere thought: I still kinda want my Misfortune.gb game show to be a fleshed-out thing.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
You know what would be really cool? Birth control pills for men (or at least male-sexed people). I hear there actually is one, but it's not being distributed for some reason.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I meant the thread. It's going at a fast clip. Compared to its speed at other times.
Good thing I'm a sub
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Saving Progress stream I was talking about last night has now officially been going on for over an entire day.
We're approaching hour 29.
Though I have wondered whether that would make an interesting game show.
anyway, off with a warning, woohoo!
...well, more depressed
It was okay at first but then my family had to get something price matched and it took forever
I am the ghost of ideal jam for toast, you should use a good jam if you're eating a piece of toast!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
the soul
@ Central Avenue,
Apparently someone around here has a VW Westfalia Camper with a "yield to the princess" bumper sticker. Unfortunately, the bumper sticker was not an actual yield sign, but when I saw it, I thought the link to you was pretty obvious. I almost wondered if it was owned by your secret evil (good?) twin or something.
~flips over the card to reveal that it's Walmart~
#SpoonPriest