The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    nos
  • edited 2013-04-27 14:24:19
    Pizza Dog
    Triple Post, I am amazed.
  • Weather boots were made to wear in bad weather, so when were Snake boots made to wear in?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    oh, fun dead
  • The sadness will last forever.
    doom bucks
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi people

    I'm awake and probably technically got enough sleep but don't feel rested enough to get out of bed

    Why does my body hate me
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Hey CA.

    I wrote more My Little Pony: Friendship is Magical Bullshit, Flanderized, Mary-Sue, Color Adventures.

    Which apparently was a a thing you where missing well over 1,000 pages ago.
  • Hi people

    I'm awake and probably technically got enough sleep but don't feel rested enough to get out of bed

    Why does my body hate me

    I could go for the obvious joke, but class and a fine taste for meta-humour will simply leave me with pointing out the possibility of it.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • edited 2013-04-27 15:10:23
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    When Sesame Street is taking pot shots at you, it's time to reexamine your choices in life.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find it funny how when Fox News says something terribly offensive its viewers go all HAHAHA FREE SPEECH BITCHES but when someone criticizes Fox News they go all NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

    And really, given the origins of Sesame Street—a show developed to harness the power of public broadcasting to educate inner-city kids—is anybody really surprised that its creators would be a bit on the liberal side?
  • I find it funny how when Fox News says something terribly offensive its viewers go all HAHAHA FREE SPEECH BITCHES but when someone criticizes Fox News they go all NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
    remember when Chick fil a did the thing, and then when people boycotted them morons were all like UR INFRINGING ON CHICK FIL A's FREE SPEECH


    it's like


    do you understand how dumb aaahhhh
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Naney said:

    I find it funny how when Fox News says something terribly offensive its viewers go all HAHAHA FREE SPEECH BITCHES but when someone criticizes Fox News they go all NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
    remember when Chick fil a did the thing, and then when people boycotted them morons were all like UR INFRINGING ON CHICK FIL A's FREE SPEECH


    it's like


    do you understand how dumb aaahhhh
    I remember when a Twitter Marxist got angry that people without Harvard educations were trying political action.

    Well that wasn't his stated reason, but it was the feeling I got.
  • Harvard, or any ivy league school in general?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Naney said:

    Harvard, or any ivy league school in general?

    The latter.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    -hugs Odradek-

    I had some dang good ramen right there.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Orangutan Country?

    Original Character?

    Onager Catapult?

    Oonah Caboonah?
  • edited 2013-04-27 16:44:11
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    The answer is Original Character (Do Not Steal).
  • So I found a thing.
    image
    I'm all three of these.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    Because nothing says "covert" like making an unmarked version of a car that's only sold to law enforcement.

    I mean, I guess it looks enough like an Impala that most people won't notice or care about the difference, but still.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-27 17:25:20
    image

    I mean, I guess it looks enough like an Impala that most people won't notice or care about the difference, but still.
    That isn't an Impala?

    :P
  • edited 2013-04-27 17:44:27

    ah, spring is here


    the birds are chirping


    the sun is shining


    a stiff, sweet breeze blows


    the  [(somewhat) muffled rap music plays in the (not so) distance] 


    fuck my neighbors with a rusty spoon.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/archive/british-teacher-arrested-in-jakarta-over-drugs/572588/ Holy shit, this guy they're talking about? He's a big antinatalist vlogger on youtube.

    Also the drug laws in Indonesia are crazy Draconian, apparently.

    https://www.change.org/petitions/government-east-jakarta-indonesia-free-kirk-elliot-neville I signed a petition to free him. Probably not going to do anything, but I needed to do something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should I drive over to Schiller Park? I kinda want to, but I worry it's too late in the day or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ROYAL DECREE – 27 APRIL 2013

    BY ORDER OF PRINCESS AVENUE

    A. No person recording video with a mobile phone or other digital camera shall do so in the portrait orientation, unless the resulting video is intended for private viewing only and is not uploaded to any website or distributed in any way.

    B. No person shall upload, email, text, or otherwise distribute a video recorded in portrait orientation.

    C. Any person violating the provisions of this decree shall have their mobile phone or digital camera confiscated by the Royal Petty Annoyances Enforcement Patrol.
  •  the Royal Petty Annoyances Enforcement Patrol.

    i like this

  • as time goes on i sound more and more like Lumpy Space Princess
  • There is a cat and a dog on my legs and I am very happy with this turn of events.
  • dogs are too energetic for me
  • I just like animals in general.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

  • i cannot stop watching this
  • edited 2013-04-27 19:05:24
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^Heh.

    Also:

    image
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    ah, spring is here



    the birds are chirping


    the sun is shining


    a stiff, sweet breeze blows


    the  [(somewhat) muffled rap music plays in the (not so) distance] 


    fuck my neighbors with a rusty spoon.
    Replace "rap" with "Celtic folk-rock" and/or "'80s pop" and you have my neighbours on both sides. I'm not even kidding.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel spoiled now

    The most obnoxious thing my neighbors do is call in petty city code violations
  • edited 2013-04-27 19:18:52

    both of those things sound infinitely more tolerable


    at least neither of them have 808 kicks blasting out of poorly installed rattling subs.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wish I had endless money

    I wish I had some of the artifacts from Gravity Falls
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    One of my friends had a neighbour who liked to call him in for noise violations while playing his trombone (badly) at weird hours. Said neighbour was also a small-time meth dealer, although the police never took him in because they were working on nailing his supplier.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My neighbors are fine, though walking to one of the grocery stores (a mile and a half away), exposed me to much not so muffled rap music and various members of the down and out crowd.

    Gonna walk to my closer grocery store in just a bit here where much of that will be avoided.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Naney said:

    ah, spring is here



    the birds are chirping


    the sun is shining


    a stiff, sweet breeze blows


    the  [(somewhat) muffled rap music plays in the (not so) distance] 


    fuck my neighbors with a rusty spoon.
    Replace "rap" with "Celtic folk-rock" and/or "'80s pop" and you have my neighbours on both sides. I'm not even kidding.
    But both of those things are great.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Naney said:

    ah, spring is here



    the birds are chirping


    the sun is shining


    a stiff, sweet breeze blows


    the  [(somewhat) muffled rap music plays in the (not so) distance] 


    fuck my neighbors with a rusty spoon.
    Replace "rap" with "Celtic folk-rock" and/or "'80s pop" and you have my neighbours on both sides. I'm not even kidding.
    But both of those things are great.
    ...when you want to hear them. It's more an issue of time and place than of the music itself.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, also, there was this one neighbor who had a beat-up old car (I think it was a '70s Impala or something?) that he refused to get rid of.

    One night its horn just randomly started sounding continuously at like 1 AM.

    It woke up my mother, so she and I went outside to see what was going on. We were joined by another neighbor from around the corner, who'd also been woken up. It led to a somewhat hilarious exchange.

    "I'M GOING TO GO RING THE DOORBELL AND HAVE THEM COME FIX IT!"
    "WHAT?"
    "I'M GOING TO RING THE DOORBELL AND HAVE THEM FIX IT!"
    "IF THEY CAN'T HEAR THE HORN, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR THE DOORBELL!"
    "WHAT?"
    *walks closer, still shouting* "I SAID IF THEY CAN'T HEAR THE HORN, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR THE DOORBELL!"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My parents are trying to do something on Facebook and they're each sitting at opposite ends of the house shouting to each other as they sit at their computers.

    This is amusing on its own, but it's even funnier because Dad's using a laptop and he could easily just carry it to where Mom is.
  • listening to lounge versions of kraftwerk songs
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I need to go out and write my novel/comic/interactive monstrosity.
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