You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hi people
I'm awake and probably technically got enough sleep but don't feel rested enough to get out of bed
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I find it funny how when Fox News says something terribly offensive its viewers go all HAHAHA FREE SPEECH BITCHES but when someone criticizes Fox News they go all NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
And really, given the origins of Sesame Street—a show developed to harness the power of public broadcasting to educate inner-city kids—is anybody really surprised that its creators would be a bit on the liberal side?
I find it funny how when Fox News says something terribly offensive its viewers go all HAHAHA FREE SPEECH BITCHES but when someone criticizes Fox News they go all NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
remember when Chick fil a did the thing, and then when people boycotted them morons were all like UR INFRINGING ON CHICK FIL A's FREE SPEECH
I find it funny how when Fox News says something terribly offensive its viewers go all HAHAHA FREE SPEECH BITCHES but when someone criticizes Fox News they go all NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
remember when Chick fil a did the thing, and then when people boycotted them morons were all like UR INFRINGING ON CHICK FIL A's FREE SPEECH
it's like
do you understand how dumb aaahhhh
I remember when a Twitter Marxist got angry that people without Harvard educations were trying political action.
Well that wasn't his stated reason, but it was the feeling I got.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Because nothing says "covert" like making an unmarked version of a car that's only sold to law enforcement.
I mean, I guess it looks enough like an Impala that most people won't notice or care about the difference, but still.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Should I drive over to Schiller Park? I kinda want to, but I worry it's too late in the day or something.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
ROYAL DECREE – 27 APRIL 2013
BY ORDER OF PRINCESS AVENUE
A. No person recording video with a mobile phone or other digital camera shall do so in the portrait orientation, unless the resulting video is intended for private viewing only and is not uploaded to any website or distributed in any way.
B. No person shall upload, email, text, or otherwise distribute a video recorded in portrait orientation.
C. Any person violating the provisions of this decree shall have their mobile phone or digital camera confiscated by the Royal Petty Annoyances Enforcement Patrol.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I feel spoiled now
The most obnoxious thing my neighbors do is call in petty city code violations
One of my friends had a neighbour who liked to call him in for noise violations while playing his trombone (badly) at weird hours. Said neighbour was also a small-time meth dealer, although the police never took him in because they were working on nailing his supplier.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
My neighbors are fine, though walking to one of the grocery stores (a mile and a half away), exposed me to much not so muffled rap music and various members of the down and out crowd.
Gonna walk to my closer grocery store in just a bit here where much of that will be avoided.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, also, there was this one neighbor who had a beat-up old car (I think it was a '70s Impala or something?) that he refused to get rid of.
One night its horn just randomly started sounding continuously at like 1 AM.
It woke up my mother, so she and I went outside to see what was going on. We were joined by another neighbor from around the corner, who'd also been woken up. It led to a somewhat hilarious exchange.
"I'M GOING TO GO RING THE DOORBELL AND HAVE THEM COME FIX IT!"
"WHAT?"
"I'M GOING TO RING THE DOORBELL AND HAVE THEM FIX IT!"
"IF THEY CAN'T HEAR THE HORN, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR THE DOORBELL!"
"WHAT?"
*walks closer, still shouting* "I SAID IF THEY CAN'T HEAR THE HORN, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR THE DOORBELL!"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My parents are trying to do something on Facebook and they're each sitting at opposite ends of the house shouting to each other as they sit at their computers.
This is amusing on its own, but it's even funnier because Dad's using a laptop and he could easily just carry it to where Mom is.
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I'm awake and probably technically got enough sleep but don't feel rested enough to get out of bed
Why does my body hate me
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Well that wasn't his stated reason, but it was the feeling I got.
I had some dang good ramen right there.
Original Character?
Onager Catapult?
Oonah Caboonah?
:P
Also the drug laws in Indonesia are crazy Draconian, apparently.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis