The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • but did you smoke any leaflets


    that is the stupid obligatory no longer funny joke question i must ask i am so sorry
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    "Pardon me, I have been smoking DSZ docs." –from the SLMR documentation, circa 1991
  • If Christianity is right then perhaps I will go to hell.

    Probably not on the latter.

    It's up in the air about the former.
  • Watching this.

    This is a really painful review to watch.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Painful because of the quality of the review or painful because of what was being reviewed?

    Also

    my life is boooooooooring
  • Painful because of the quality of the review or painful because of what was being reviewed?

    The latter.

    Film Brain is doing his best, but through no fault of his own this really isn't a very funny review.
  • i am like two seconds in and i already want to stab him in the fucking face
  • Naney said:

    i am like two seconds in and i already want to stab him in the fucking face

    His accent is annoying but you get used to it.
  • his voice is the auditory equivalent of an icepick lobotomy, and his demeanor makes me want to disembowel every last living thing in the universe
  • A lot of things make you want to disembowel every last living thing in the universe though.
  • edited 2013-04-20 15:47:54

    two minutes thirty four seconds i want to kill his loved ones and skullfuck their corpses
  • he is even less funny than the movie he is reviewing
  • yeah i quit this is fucking gay
  • Naney said:

    he is even less funny than the movie he is reviewing

    Is that even possible?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I need to leave the house but I have no idea where I want to go

    It's driving me insane
  • i am 112% serious that is among the worst things that has ever happened to me


    it was less enjoyable than stapling my finger
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • my mother has had drinking binges that were less traumatic than that video
  • I get the feeling that you dislike a thing.
  • Ugh. This crap again.

    When people play misery poker, everyone loses.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I use Noscript so I don't even know. :p
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Ugh. This crap again.

    When people play misery poker, everyone loses.
    That's missing the point. This happens every day in Syria, please accept our condolences.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Using NoScript on Tumblr is actually a really good idea, now that you mention it

    I'm totally ripping that off

    Also Naney you're hilarious

    You're definitely funnier than this video
  • edited 2013-06-07 03:12:49

    there are two ways you could take that yeah


    Syria kinda fell off the news cycle


    fucking news cycle
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I don't belong to America or any other country, only the world. Who do *you* guys belong to?
  • like if a problem doesn't involve a major country directly and it lasts over a month the coverage just stops until it's over
  • Man, I just had a terrible day and my mother flipped out on some old people (way less funny than it sounds), I'm really not in the mood for this crap, can we talk about literally anything else?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Naney should stick to good internet critics, like the Blockbuster Buster, or the Irate Gamer, or Pewdiepie, or Red Letter Media.
  • i belong to my Owner
  • Using NoScript on Tumblr is actually a really good idea, now that you mention it


    I'm totally ripping that off

    Also Naney you're hilarious

    You're definitely funnier than this video
    There really isn't that much to work with. Bad comedies seem like they're really hard to review.
  • Man, I just had a terrible day and my mother flipped out on some old people (way less funny than it sounds), I'm really not in the mood for this crap, can we talk about literally anything else?

    ok sure throw me a bone
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have so much family drama today that we could probably play misery poker. Wanna play misery poker? :D
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So.

    I think I will do an LP of some lame freeware FPS games with my friend.
  • Odradek said:

    Naney should stick to good internet critics, like the Blockbuster Buster, or the Irate Gamer, or Pewdiepie, or Red Letter Media.

    I'm sure you meant RockLeeSmile or Northernlion or literally any other LPer who actually gives games a fair shake instead of the screaming swede.
    Naney said:

    Man, I just had a terrible day and my mother flipped out on some old people (way less funny than it sounds), I'm really not in the mood for this crap, can we talk about literally anything else?

    ok sure throw me a bone
    heard any good albums lately mahboi

    I have so much family drama today that we could probably play misery poker. Wanna play misery poker? :D

    I'm probably gonna be homeless in a few months. Your turn.
  • edited 2013-04-20 16:02:48
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ have fun!
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Naney should stick to good internet critics, like the Blockbuster Buster, or the Irate Gamer, or Pewdiepie, or Red Letter Media.

    I'm sure you meant RockLeeSmile or Northernlion or literally any other LPer who actually gives games a fair shake instead of the screaming swede.
    Naney said:

    Man, I just had a terrible day and my mother flipped out on some old people (way less funny than it sounds), I'm really not in the mood for this crap, can we talk about literally anything else?

    ok sure throw me a bone
    heard any good albums lately mahboi
    The joke is that they are all horrible.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    If I just lost all of my limbs and my child comes crying to me because s/he got a splinter, am I playing misery poker?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    smoke weed erryday (lol i dont even smoke weed)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    4/21 is surprise drug test day!
  • Odradek said:

    Naney should stick to good internet critics, like the Blockbuster Buster, or the Irate Gamer, or Pewdiepie, or Red Letter Media.



    I'm sure you meant RockLeeSmile or Northernlion or literally any other LPer who actually gives games a fair shake instead of the screaming swede.
    i don't think he was being srs dude
    Naney said:

    Man, I just had a terrible day and my mother flipped out on some old people (way less funny than it sounds), I'm really not in the mood for this crap, can we talk about literally anything else?

    ok sure throw me a bone


    heard any good albums lately mahboi
    i spent most of yesterday listening to BATS and they sing about science and are rad.

    RE: homelessness: the entire time i've known you dudes i have been on the verge of this whooooo i win do i get a prize (*though my mom kinda has a job now so maybe this don't count*)


    speaking of internet reviewers Anthony Fantano follows me on tumblr.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Marijuana takes weeks to not show up on a drug test but cocaine might last like a day.
  • Odradek said:

    So.


    I think I will do an LP of some lame freeware FPS games with my friend.



    I could try to get you an endorsement from some moderately famous LPers if you do well.

    That sounds entertaining by the way. 

    If I just lost all of my limbs and my child comes crying to me because s/he got a splinter, am I playing misery poker?



    Dude, stop. Seriously.

    I have more immediate things to worry about than people dying in Syria. It is absolutely tragic, but there is nothing I can do about it except acknowledge its tragedy and possibly get other people to acknowledge its tragedy. I have shared posts on the subject before, and will continue to do so, but beyond "blogging really, really hard" I can't do much, and neither can you. 

    Pardon me for being stereotypical, but there is no greater display of upper-class privilege than having so few things to worry about that you assume that no one else in the first world has anything to worry about ever. I apologize that my impending homelessness does not mean as much to you as it does to the warzone that is the middle east, but I am not going to sit here and beg for your moral pennies. I don't want them, and neither do any of us. 

  • Marijuana takes weeks to not show up on a drug test but cocaine might last like a day.

    4/20 snort it
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I knew someone who got a little boy on the playground to pee in a cup for him so he could pass a drug test at work. ^_^
  • man you two have like major unchemistry
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pardon me for being stereotypical, but there is no greater display of
    upper-class privilege than having so few things to worry about that you
    assume that no one else in the first world has anything to worry about
    ever. I apologize that my impending homelessness does not mean as much
    to you as it does to the warzone that is the middle east, but I am not
    going to sit here and beg for your moral pennies. I don't want them, and
    neither do any of us.
    okkkkk whooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I am not even talking about that and my attitude is not "none of these things are bad or unfortunate" my attitude is "jeez why all the attention to the Boston incident when this is commonplace stuff outside perfect little America" and individual problems like yours are serious ok


  • this has been going around tumblr and as a white person i feel vaguely awkward about reblogging it but it's funny so yeah
  • Naney said:

    Odradek said:

    Naney should stick to good internet critics, like the Blockbuster Buster, or the Irate Gamer, or Pewdiepie, or Red Letter Media.



    I'm sure you meant RockLeeSmile or Northernlion or literally any other LPer who actually gives games a fair shake instead of the screaming swede.
    i don't think he was being srs dude


    I'm sorry, it's a kneejerk reaction.

    Naney said:

    Naney said:

    Man, I just had a terrible day and my mother flipped out on some old people (way less funny than it sounds), I'm really not in the mood for this crap, can we talk about literally anything else?

    ok sure throw me a bone


    heard any good albums lately mahboi

    i spent most of yesterday listening to BATS and they sing about science and are rad.

    that sounds pretty cool.

    Naney said:


    RE: homelessness: the entire time i've known you dudes i have been on the verge of this whooooo i win do i get a prize (*though my mom kinda has a job now so maybe this don't count*)

    My mom has a job at a McDonald's.

    I'm not trying to make this a competition honestly, but Ray brought it up, so whatever. I generally don't post about my personal problems outside of the thread titled after them. I'm sorry to hear that.
    Naney said:



    speaking of internet reviewers Anthony Fantano follows me on tumblr.
    is he annoying
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