The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • iiii wannaaaa dj
  • Those who cannot control a dinner being made, cannot control the dinner being eaten.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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    I can't believe that things like this exist in real life.

    I'm trying to distract myself from all the awful things that happened this week with all the beautiful things I can find.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha! Suspect's in custody! They got him!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Thank you for showing up to this job interview. Yeah you seem like a good person to hire. We will call you.

    Fee: 1 month of your life
    Chance of truthfulness: lol i dont even know
  • Hahaha! Suspect's in custody! They got him!

    But wasn't the exercise of power to catch him a bad thing?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm sorry I say stupid things sometimes my mouth is just a bucket for the stupid well and sometimes it draws up stupid
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Naney said:

    image



    otp
    turns out Pepe is bi

    or was drawn in by one of Bugs's female disguises but the feelings for him lingered even after he took it off
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yes!

    They caught him!

    Yes!

  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    lo hicimos
  • Apparently the other day two girls at school got in a fight and one of them threatened to punch the other "straight in the vagina."
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    That'd be pretty much like punching a guy in the balls. There's no gonads down there, obviously, but it'd still hurt.
  • It got me thinking though.

    How would one punch another person in the vagina? Would it be like a really deep uppercut or would it just be a quick jab? Either one would be tricky. Kicking is safer, easier, and probably more painful.
  • Kexruct said:

    two girls "straight in the vagina."

    Kexruct said:

    two girls 

    Kexruct said:

    straight 

    Kexruct said:

    in the vagina.


  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-19 21:45:53
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    Kexruct said:

    It got me thinking though.


    How would one punch another person in the vagina? Would it be like a really deep uppercut or would it just be a quick jab? Either one would be tricky. Kicking is safer, easier, and probably more painful.
    Maybe if someone pinned their opponent in a way that made their pelvic area vulnerable it'd make it easier for either punch.

    Still. Guy or girl, you'd probably de better off going with a straight up kick, as ineffective as they usually are in non-movie combat.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    So anyway, I'm a plumber and I don't have a lot of experience with German transcendental idealism, so excuse my thinly veiled disgust.

    In Chapter 3 of the "Phenomenolology of Spirits", entitled What the Doormouse Said, Biff Hegel claims that

    "spirit is a bone."

    Now, that's a bit puzzling to me because it appears to be obviously false. I know bones. I often have to fish them out of garbage disposals, drains, septic tanks, etc. Spirit is pretty much the complete opposite of a bone; I have never had the ultimate cause of a clog turn out to be the World Spirit embodied by Napoleon, for example. I've never had anything resembling the Emperor cause one of my customers to call on my technical services.

    So if you'll permit me to smugface a bit, isn't it time for y'all to leave the "Cave" of your respective parents' basements and learn a trade?

    Thanks.

    -Joe t. P.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Uh oh, looks like Imi turned into a cow.

    Take 'em to the milking pens!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *milks*

    I'm reading Doodoo Ricecake
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I mean uhhhhh Doppelganger Rickroll
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Damned Robbery?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Imicow is present
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dinky Rehabilitation?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dodo Rhombus. That was it.
  • So I've been tasked with making a 1912 version of a fairy tale by a friend of mine

    trouble is, I dunno which one I should do 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sometimes I actually want to be a cow

    as long as I don't get turned into burgers
  • Tre said:

    a 1912 version of a fairy tale

    it's the same, but instead of living happily ever after they catch the flu and die, drowning in their own sputum
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Imi: Be a Harvest Moon cow. They only die of illness and natural causes.

    Naney: I don't think public health in 1912 was that bad.
  • edited 2013-04-19 22:14:10

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Imi: Be a Harvest Moon cow. They only die of illness and natural causes.


    Naney: I don't think public health in 1912 was that bad.
    very well
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You know in Animal Crossing there's a cow character named Patty

    I thought that was a pretty good grim joke
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *imihug*
  • You know in Animal Crossing there's a cow character named Patty

    I thought that was a pretty good grim joke

    it's poop joke
  • edited 2013-04-19 22:16:45
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Today I feel like I understand you more, somehow. There are days like that. And I do understand you more, which means I care more. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what is poop joke
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    It could be either/or, really
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    imi I mean
  • The Burger King is looking your way Imi, you've alerted him to your presence, quick, hide before he smells the meat that bristles underneath your cow skin.
  • what is poop joke

    patty

    Cow dung, also known as cow pat, is the waste product of bovine animal species.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    OH SHIT IT'S TOO LATE HE'S HERE

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I thought it meant hamburger patties

    Naney, you have a dirty mind

    ...we knew that already
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I was just reminded of this pic

    image
  • Hehehe, Dung beetle.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    imi your mind is a puzzle whose pieces I put together sometimes and then I feel like I understand more :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yep, a big jigsaw puzzle am I
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :3
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • oh shit i saw that earlier too


    it is good
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    MY WIFE MADE ME THIS PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH

    SHE KNOWS I HATE PEANUT BUTTER
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