You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How would one punch another person in the vagina? Would it be like a really deep uppercut or would it just be a quick jab? Either one would be tricky. Kicking is safer, easier, and probably more painful.
How would one punch another person in the vagina? Would it be like a really deep uppercut or would it just be a quick jab? Either one would be tricky. Kicking is safer, easier, and probably more painful.
Maybe if someone pinned their opponent in a way that made their pelvic area vulnerable it'd make it easier for either punch.
Still. Guy or girl, you'd probably de better off going with a straight up kick, as ineffective as they usually are in non-movie combat.
So anyway, I'm a plumber and I don't have a lot of experience with German transcendental idealism, so excuse my thinly veiled disgust.
In Chapter 3 of the "Phenomenolology of Spirits", entitled What the Doormouse Said, Biff Hegel claims that
"spirit is a bone."
Now, that's a bit puzzling to me because it appears to be obviously false. I know bones. I often have to fish them out of garbage disposals, drains, septic tanks, etc. Spirit is pretty much the complete opposite of a bone; I have never had the ultimate cause of a clog turn out to be the World Spirit embodied by Napoleon, for example. I've never had anything resembling the Emperor cause one of my customers to call on my technical services.
So if you'll permit me to smugface a bit, isn't it time for y'all to leave the "Cave" of your respective parents' basements and learn a trade?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Imi: Be a Harvest Moon cow. They only die of illness and natural causes.
Naney: I don't think public health in 1912 was that bad.
The Burger King is looking your way Imi, you've alerted him to your presence, quick, hide before he smells the meat that bristles underneath your cow skin.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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I can't believe that things like this exist in real life.
I'm trying to distract myself from all the awful things that happened this week with all the beautiful things I can find.
Fee: 1 month of your life
Chance of truthfulness: lol i dont even know
They caught him!
Yes!
So anyway, I'm a plumber and I don't have a lot of experience with German transcendental idealism, so excuse my thinly veiled disgust.
In Chapter 3 of the "Phenomenolology of Spirits", entitled What the Doormouse Said, Biff Hegel claims that
"spirit is a bone."
Now, that's a bit puzzling to me because it appears to be obviously false. I know bones. I often have to fish them out of garbage disposals, drains, septic tanks, etc. Spirit is pretty much the complete opposite of a bone; I have never had the ultimate cause of a clog turn out to be the World Spirit embodied by Napoleon, for example. I've never had anything resembling the Emperor cause one of my customers to call on my technical services.
So if you'll permit me to smugface a bit, isn't it time for y'all to leave the "Cave" of your respective parents' basements and learn a trade?
Thanks.
-Joe t. P.
I'm reading Doodoo Ricecake
as long as I don't get turned into burgers
I thought that was a pretty good grim joke
Naney, you have a dirty mind
...we knew that already
I just saw this on tumblr and it is a piece of art; do enjoy.