More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
imi won't be my tumblr friend because he blogs boobs >_> But it's ok. It is like... an older brother hiding his porn stash so I won't tattle to mom. :D
Cloven Hooves like a deer, a goat's whispy beard, either a lion's tail or a silky plume for a tail, can talk with people without words in a way reminiscent of telepathy, a long silky mane, more delicately built than a horse (either somewhere in between horse and deer or even more delicate than deer), deep blue eyes that appear to be filled with faraway stars, posessing a scream so dreadful as to drive a man insane and deaf to hear it, a shy and elusive creature that sometimes congregates, couples raise their young together but that's the only time other than the big congregations that they aren't solitary, is a sign of good fortune, is the lord of beasts; and its horn cures all poison which is why all other animals will let the Unicorn drink first from any water and thus all pure-hearted creautures will defend the unicorn (not that it truly needs much defending, given how fierce it can be despite its usual gentleness).
Also, really old drawings of unicorns give them white bodies and red heads with three-coloured horns. Other really old drawings give them elephant's feet and a boar's tail.
Most interestingly, since Unicorns have cloven hooves, they cannot be a member of the Horse family.
Aliroz: Oh, I don't mind the font that much, it's the ghetto "OMG DUN STEEL ART!!1!1!!!11" right-click blocker that I'm most annoyed about now. For something done in the days when FrontPage was still useful, it's honestly not that bad.
Comic Sans is also the font of whimsical people on the net (especially the kind that write in Really Huge Text), and of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. So I can't hate on it too much. XD
Comic Sans is also the font of whimsical people on the net (especially the kind that write in Really Huge Text), and of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. So I can't hate on it too much. XD
An Alicorn's horn can be distinguished from a Unicorn's horn in the following ways:
Draw a ring on the floor with the Alicorn's horn. A spider placed inside the ring will not be able to leave, as it cannot cross the line.
Put the Alicorn's horn in water. The watter will bubble as if it were boiling, but it will stay cold.
Put a piece of silk on a burning coal, then lay an Alicorn's horn on top of the fabric. If it is a true Alicorn, the silk will not burn.
Bringing an alicorn near any poisonous plant or creature will cause the poison in the creature of plant to be neutralized and the plant or creature to burst and die. If it is a unicorn, the poison will simply be neutralized and the plant or creature will live.
If you invert a beaker carved of alicorn horn over two scorpions the scorpions will wither and die.
imi won't be my tumblr friend because he blogs boobs >_> But it's ok. It is like... an older brother hiding his porn stash so I won't tattle to mom. :D
I don't blog anything. If I actually had a tumblr I used then I'd feel compelled to blog things and that would eat up even more of my precious time
Here's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth: I sometimes look at boobles on tumblr but I blog and reblog nothing. I consume but do not contribute. I am a perfect parasite.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Male lions; basically everything in the world is either Mommy, Lionness, Jerk Other Lion That I Hate, and Prey. And, once you get older, you don't have Mommy anymore to comfort you and lick you and pick you up by the scruff of your neck and protect you from everything. If you want companionship, you have to get it from a lionness.
And then the Lionness gets pregnant and she suddenly starts hating you and clawing your face whenever you come near, and after her babies are born she won't leave them and won't let you near them and hisses at you and just hates you. Your companion and friend now hates you and is spending all her time with other people. Sometimes the other Lionnesses start hating you, too, and help with raising the kittens; so everybody hates you; including the babies which are scared of you; which is just wierd because you were totally scared of your dad but he's not awesome and cool like you are.
So you try to eat the babies so you can get the Lionnesses back to normal; but good luck with that, I mean, they never leave the babies alone.
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Cloven Hooves like a deer, a goat's whispy beard, either a lion's tail or a silky plume for a tail, can talk with people without words in a way reminiscent of telepathy, a long silky mane, more delicately built than a horse (either somewhere in between horse and deer or even more delicate than deer), deep blue eyes that appear to be filled with faraway stars, posessing a scream so dreadful as to drive a man insane and deaf to hear it, a shy and elusive creature that sometimes congregates, couples raise their young together but that's the only time other than the big congregations that they aren't solitary, is a sign of good fortune, is the lord of beasts; and its horn cures all poison which is why all other animals will let the Unicorn drink first from any water and thus all pure-hearted creautures will defend the unicorn (not that it truly needs much defending, given how fierce it can be despite its usual gentleness).
Also, really old drawings of unicorns give them white bodies and red heads with three-coloured horns. Other really old drawings give them elephant's feet and a boar's tail.
Most interestingly, since Unicorns have cloven hooves, they cannot be a member of the Horse family.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The cow melting scene was just as awesome as advertised.
The Soup-related DungeonCrawl is difficult, probably because I insist on playing an Octupus Cyromancer.
Is this the closest we will get to incest? :D Wait and see, on the next episode of Kouran Host Club!
It appears that Comic Sans is the archenemy of quite a bit of this forum.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
12 oz. Mouse Adventure Mouse
Shark throws a party. Mouse learns about it. He and Skillet ride a rocket-powered skateboard to it from the corn dog field. The eye dies.
and this, friends, is when I re-realized the reason I enjoyed 12 oz. Mouse
Draw a ring on the floor with the Alicorn's horn. A spider placed inside the ring will not be able to leave, as it cannot cross the line.
Put the Alicorn's horn in water. The watter will bubble as if it were boiling, but it will stay cold.
Put a piece of silk on a burning coal, then lay an Alicorn's horn on top of the fabric. If it is a true Alicorn, the silk will not burn.
Bringing an alicorn near any poisonous plant or creature will cause the poison in the creature of plant to be neutralized and the plant or creature to burst and die. If it is a unicorn, the poison will simply be neutralized and the plant or creature will live.
If you invert a beaker carved of alicorn horn over two scorpions the scorpions will wither and die.
12 Oz Mouse is pretty great.
Safebooru is a very pleasing website.
Male lions; basically everything in the world is either Mommy, Lionness, Jerk Other Lion That I Hate, and Prey. And, once you get older, you don't have Mommy anymore to comfort you and lick you and pick you up by the scruff of your neck and protect you from everything. If you want companionship, you have to get it from a lionness.
And then the Lionness gets pregnant and she suddenly starts hating you and clawing your face whenever you come near, and after her babies are born she won't leave them and won't let you near them and hisses at you and just hates you. Your companion and friend now hates you and is spending all her time with other people. Sometimes the other Lionnesses start hating you, too, and help with raising the kittens; so everybody hates you; including the babies which are scared of you; which is just wierd because you were totally scared of your dad but he's not awesome and cool like you are.
So you try to eat the babies so you can get the Lionnesses back to normal; but good luck with that, I mean, they never leave the babies alone.
Yeah, your life pretty much stinks right now.